Chapter Nineteen - Birthday Presents

Colette hasn’t been herself lately.   Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons- Babyface John Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Ty Wilkins - Sinclair Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper Taylor   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Double Espresso (Ty Simon Mix) - The Original Orchestra The Circus - Vivek Abishek Unfaithful Doll - Ludvig Moulin Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek Deer Woman - Vivek Abishek A Short Story of Paris - Max H The Spirit - Vivek Abishek Late Night Snack - The Fly Guy Five When the Music Goes Around - TeknoAXE Wat Dat Dee - TeknoAXE Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.   Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Addison Peacock - Ariadne Elizabeth Plant - Maria Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Pandora Beatrix - Roxana Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey Jake Parr - C Aaron Moy - Harlow Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy Succubi - Vivek Abishek Dragons - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.   Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Trouble comes knocking.    Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando   True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminati goons as they bounce through history, snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeats. In season one, they blew the secret of the pyramids. In season two they failed a fake moon landing so badly they had to actually land on the moon. Now, the award winning team behind this show needs your help to make a third season, where Beck and her team go up against… The Enlightenment! That’s right, reason IS the font of goodness, and it’s back to the 18th century to deal with the likes of Denis Diderot, Johanne Weishaupt, and Wolfgang Goethe. Can they match their scintillating wit? Create an objective test of intellectual acumen? Kiss? You won’t know unless they can raise the money to make it! So head over to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund if you want to support independent, idiotic comedy. Listen to seasons one and two here!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Graham Rowat - Moretz Moe Rock - Helga Alex Bui - Clover Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram