015 — Clorvin McGunty | Postcard Recipient

They say that art often imitates life, and in this episode of Rare Experts, you will actually feel as though you are watching paint dry while listening to semi-pro paint water C.W. Thursday as he plasters the canvas of your brain with the finer points of his riveting profession. You won't want to brush over this episode as Mr. Thursday applies multiple coats of knowledge and expertise while discussing dry times, favorite colors, and, of course, his relationship with his siblings. 

In the bidecadial edition of Rare Experts, Peanut slogs through a somewhat painful interview with allegedly the British tester of dog & goat food Dansby Crothers (a.k.a. Craig Smith of Oklahoma). If you enjoy high-quality accents, listening to people pretend to order pizza, or thinking about wild teriyaki flavoring, then this might be an episode to try out if you've got literally nothing else going on sometime! Listeners may or may not be able to get a discount on Betsy's Dog & Goat Food by visiting www.betsysdogandgoatfood.com/coupons/halfoff or www.betsysdogandgoatfood.com/plainmeat/peanut for 50% off either your can or your price.

Peanut welcomes professor and Marmot Day committee member Dr. Jeffrey Acorn, an expert on mammalogy with a focus on the genus marmota. Dr. Acorn breaks down the high-stakes marmot occupation with the highest fatality rate, as well as 3 or 4 of the most common jobs for the species as a whole, along with the current shortlist for the Marmot Day mascot representative (spoiler: the frontrunner is Alaska Jack). Stay tuned til the very end for a riveting series of scientifically-accurate marmot impressions!

In this wildly breathtaking installment of the inexplicable phenomenon known as 'Rare Experts', Peanut bravely sits down for a monumentally clichè conversation with dramatic hyperbolist known as Brundun Dunn (real name Brundun Dunn) as they take the show to the N E X T  L E V E L. Brundun explains the impressively robust history of the family legacy that he has the great privilege to carry on for his XTREME(ly dead) parents now that his sister Brenda is no longer up to the task.

In the follow-up to the wildly successful interview which resulted in the demise of over a dozen secret agents around the globe, Peanut sits down with not one, not three, but TWO experts in a history-making interview with the #OarBros — Friday & Tuesday Thursday. These international oarsmen-for-hire can be found on Instagram @OarBros or by visiting oarbros.com (promo code 'PEANUT' for a free 'Row Yourself' premium upgrade on any trip of ten miles or more).

In what critics are hailing as a 'triumphant return' and a 'surprise to be sure, but a welcome one," Peanut retakes the microphone from Hurricane Bevin and dives right into interviewing premier spy representative Melville Singletary. Disclaimer: Peanut Mackleby and Rare Experts are in no way affiliated with the collateral damage to the lives and/or livelihoods of agents in the field that are compromised as a direct result of Mr. Singletary and his blatant disregard for human life.

Bevin continues his reign of incompetence as he sits down with Clorvin McGunty (AKA Claxby McQueen) to learn all about what just may be the world's preeminent P.O. Box for postcard reception. If you'd like to send Clorvin a postcard, a box of poop, or any additional seasons of Johnny Quest that you may have on a flashdrive, please address them to: Claxby McQueen P.O. Box 1972 Brooklyn, NY

Peanut is out sick, so unfortunately he is temporarily replaced in the interviewer seat by fan favorite Bevin.  Bevin stumbles through a conversation with author Crispin McNulty in which he struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and asks some pretty dumb questions in what can only be described as 'technically another episode of Rare Experts." You can check out Crispin's new book, 'Names' by Crispin McNulty, at www.gregpercskimmons.com/freebook/discount.

Peanut celebrates the inaugural Bevin-free episode of Rare Experts by interviewing a budding young scientist to discuss the poop emoji and the effect it has had on his cutting-edge research in the brand new field of cellular-transmitted diseases. You can stay safe by following the Crexter S. Jamortadory 4-Step Method for Avoiding CTD's outlined below. When receiving or sending a text message, do the following: 1. Wash your hands before and after. 2. Avert your eyes and do not hold the phone too close to your face. 3. Wear gloves. 4. Text with more mature people who do not use the poop emoji.

Peanut heroically perseveres in what can only be described as a trainwreck of an episode (Bevin's magnum nope-us) as he inadvertently interrupts self-proclaimed expert Chisel Bogojovich in the midst of a Youtube recording.