We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53

From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving. Inside: – A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related – How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy knees ruin your cowgirl dreams – One woman’s journey to exploring cuckolding fantasies without actually involving anyone else – A confession about sharing a kink mid-session… and the shockingly positive response – A blowjob so intense it ended in an unexpected clean-up strategy – A razor switch-up that left one man with a scarred shaft and a lesson in loyalty to his old blade – And a night out that led to morning-after confusion, an awkward text, and the moment she realised… it wasn’t the first time Also: safe words when you can’t speak, sexy quiz stats, and a manscaper mishap that’ll make every guy wince.

What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover? This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless. Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet. Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself – A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame – An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal – A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust – A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun” – A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness – And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers. Time stamps:  00:00 Intro  03:25 Puppy Shout-Out 11:30 Naughty Corner 34:15 A Listener Update 42:00 Quiz on my Face 48:40 Confession Booth 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!  59:15 What Would You Do?

From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside: – A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses – A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag – An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy – A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E) – A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat – Emotional dilemmas including:  → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?  → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?  → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?

This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it – A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore – The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture – The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home – And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed – A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms – A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake – And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.

This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe. Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup – A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip

This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion – A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag – And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time” Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.

This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom.  Check out all things Brandon here: Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/ Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template

This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood – A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb – And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.