Ep. 87: Abort abort! w/ Cavin Eggleston

This week's guest has kids in school and does NOT want to home school them so we spend this episode solving the school shooting problem. If anyone knows about mass shootings it's 3 white guys. We think the episode is still funny. Let us know! Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |   Tyler: @tylerboeh Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we interview royalty! King Pepper Snake aka Harry J. Riley is in studio (his house) and has some hot takes on hiking, monkey pox, SNL, and tiddies. Listen in. Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |   Harry: @kingpeppersnake Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Andrew had to run errands* with his mom so we canceled on our guest (sorry Kris Shaw!) and went for it solo. It's so weird to tell our monologue jokes solo so we kinda incorporated them into our chat instead. Enjoy! *pick up weed Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Listen to the end for a big announcement! No, Andrew didn't impregnate anyone (that he knows of). And our guest, Cavin Eggleston, is a former teacher who does now does comedy just like Cory. He pulled the trigger earlier than Cory (we didn't know that was possible) and already got an awesome break as a Steel City Arts Foundation grant recipient. Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |  Cavin: @cavin_egg Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

We're back! And I doubt any of you noticed we left. This week for our social hour we have the creator and host of The Social Hour, Deece Casillas. He's a comedian, baller, and shot caller but not a shot taker - 2 years sober from alcohol but not averse to taking shrooms. Among other things, we talk micro-dosing and how he's never ever traveled with drugs. Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Deece: @deececomedy Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we have the hilarious, stylish, and perfect hair-lined Wilfred Padua. Wilfred roasts us pretty hard for the jokes with great quips like "I figured you were done with the jokes until Andrew clearly misread a word". Fun! And, this episode includes drop ins by some of our favorite past and future guests wishing Andrew a happy birthday. No idea how they figured out how to Zoom bomb us...we're gonna have to shore up our security. Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |    Wilfred Padua @wilfredpadua Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week from Last Comic Standing and Dry Bar Comedy we welcome Tommy Ryman! The cardigan comes off for this awesome interview. Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Ah damn, we get ghosted by TV shows AND podcast guests. We talk about it all on today's pod and solve the Will Smith, Jada, and Chris Rock issue.  Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we talk sex club comedy shows and parenting with our hilarious and eccentric friend from Portland, Todd Armstrong. Portland's the weirdest city in America and Todd runs the weirdest comedy show in the city so you know it's nuts - which is what you'll probably see if you go to the show. We got to talk to him for about a half hour until his little one pops in and charms our socks off.  Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  | Todd: @armTODDstrong Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

For this week's episode, y'all can decide what GOAD stands for (Greatest of All D____) but we can confirm he's a great guest. We talk about what it was like to become a stay-at-home custodian during the pandemic and how that made him question custody of his kids. But he doesn't just bully his family, he also bullies movies on his hilarious YouTube series with John Beuhler. Sorry the episode is a little late - Cory got locked out of the account because Zoom didn't like that he was logging in from Canada. Welp, Zoom, Cory also didn't like being in Canada.  Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Duane: @duanegoad and "Movie Bullies" on YouTube Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer