Butter Me Up

All this person wanted was an all over body massage by a twelve-limbed extraterrestrial love machine (don’t we all?!), so here it is! You’re deep in a dreamy sleep when a magical beam of light hits your window and zaps you through outer space and into the arms of a safe, marshmallow-like being. They know exactly what you want and they’re going to give you the best massage you’ve ever had. [F x NB]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysounds Human - Rebekah Robertson Love Machine - Dylin HardcastleTheme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Additional composition by Adam Connelly EP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You’re a new mummy with a night all to yourself for the first time in months. No baby monitor, no 3am nappy change, no white noise. A light warm breeze blows through the trees and into your window, but otherwise it’s so quiet. Take a deep breath, feel your shoulders relax, and feel the crisp linen sheets against your bare legs. [F/NB] Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsTheme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Additional composition by Adam ConnellyEP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Butter Me Up submitted this Flirty after making eye contact with her local baker just as he was cutting an enormous slab of butter. She’s about to find out that making a croissant takes a lot of careful attention, steady hands, intuitive touch, and a whole lot of butter. [F x M]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsButter Me Up - Sarah Meacham Bakser - Mansoor NoorTheme music by Jofi (Josie Mann) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You’re about to step into an elevator that will break down. It’s nothing dangerous, more of a fortuitous safety break kind of thing. But you will get stuck, somewhere between the second and third floor, with a beautiful man from South America. [M/NB x M]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsParty Person - Tommy Misa Neighbour - Roberto Meza MontFriends - Shanna Watson, Dylin Hardcastle & Charlie Cox EP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh no! There’s a ravenous monster chasing you through the woods. You’re running fast, trying to think on your feet, when suddenly the path ends at a cliff with a roaring ocean beneath it. Do you take your chances with a freaky clawed monster, or leap, hoping you’ll be swept up into the arms of your vampire lover? Submitted by someone who’d just emerged from a deep rabbit hole of lusty vampire films. [F/NB x F]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsHuman - Harriet Gordon-Anderson Vampire - Diana PopovskaEP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Flirty was submitted by someone who had started jogging with a friend to stay fit. They decide to test their limits by entering a community trail run in the mountains. Truth is, neither of them actually like running, but they do like the idea of being alone together surrounded by nature. So we’re going to sneak them off the track… [M x F]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsRunner - Christian ByersFriend - Indiana KwongEP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re at a house party and someone is dressed up as a character you crushed on in your childhood. Picture a mop of blonde hair beneath a felt green hood, a shiny sword and some perfectly tight tights. IRL this person felt too nervous to say anything, but this is Flirties! So we’re going to find out just what Link would say to a cute fairy. [M/NB x F/NB]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsLink - Jared JekyllFairy - Maddy McWilliamSock Puppet - Bernadette Phương Nam NguyễnEP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Salty & Sunwarmed dreams of feeling the sun and the sea on their skin after a day in the ocean with a beautiful woman. So take a deep breath, we’re going to get wet! The water is fresh, the sun is shining and there’s not another soul in sight. [F/NB x F]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysoundsSalty - Shanna WatsonSunwarmed - Brenna HardingEP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Flirty is dedicated to wet weather, and it was submitted by someone who gets horny over acts of service. They dreamt it up after getting unexpectedly drenched in pouring rain when they ducked out for a coffee without a raincoat. Their day is about to get a little sunnier though, thanks to a very handsome stranger with a great big umbrella. [F x M]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcastFollow Mia @flirtysounds Caught In The Rain - Sarah MeachamUmbrella Guy - Mansour NoorEP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lycra Lover took up Zoom aerobics when she was stuck at home during a pandemic lockdown. Moving her body felt really good, but the best bit was the total babe who taught the class. Whenever the teacher shimmied up and sang to the camera, Lycra Lover would imagine it was all for her. Well, it’s her lucky day - and ours - because we’re about to land in the middle of a one-on-one private class. Are you ready to get hot and sweaty? [F x F]Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcast Follow Mia @flirtysoundsTeacher - Rosie Lourde Lycra Lover - Emma Leonard EP - Kate Montague Writer/Producer - Jess HamiltonSound design & mix - Adam Connelly Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.