Wrong Turn: Cannibal Mutant Hillbillies

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!We're back! After an unplanned hiatus, we're back and picking up where we left off with our Rural Horror theme with 2003's Wrong Turn. Starring the hottest girl in the trailer park and the guy from Ghost Ship, Great Value Paul Walker. We discuss the fashion of the early aughts - all belly, all the time- and while we agree the practical effects were on point, the actual villans were lackluster and downright goofy. But, being born and raised in the south, hillbillies just aren't that scary to us. Also, stay the f*ck outta people's houses and you might not get murdered. Buy us a popcorn! 🍿buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess and we wrap up Jaunty AdventureSeptember with 1987’s Adventures in Babysitting. We agree the car thief, Joe, was the real leading man and Chris should’ve ended up with him instead of boring ol blue eyes. Ya think?🍿 Buy us a popcorn!buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess on a Jaunty Adventure to the great outdoors with 1997's Wild America, starring two of our 90's boy crushes. We reminisce over our own adventures in the outdoors making movies with our hand me down camera, and how this movie influenced us. Yes, it’s ridiculous. But it’s for kids. And these kids loved it. Buy us a popcorn! 🍿buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess wrap up the Dog Days of Summer with 1983’s Cujo, a PSA for rabies shots and emergency supplies. And, you know, maybe leave the reliable transportation with your wife and child. But the most unbelievable part? That Joe Camber would go to the trouble to put a hold on his mail to go a drinkin’ and a whorin’.Buy us a popcorn! 🍿https://buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess on these Dog Days of Summer with 1998’s Black Dog, starring the perfect man, Patrick, and Mr Randy Travis. We fangirl over “sex in a tank top” Swayze and Steph goes on a deep dive into 1998 to dig up some extra fun facts. We agree this movie is bonkers in the most fun way possible. Haven't seen it yet? Tsk, tsk.

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess as we come back to land from our exploration into The Big Blue Wet Thing with 2020's Underwater. Steph was pleasantly surprised there were monster monsters and they actually look scary! We agree it's a solid horror flick and has practically every one of Jess's fears in it. And, ya know, Cthulu. Buy us a 🍿buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess dive into the Big Blue Wet Thing with 1998’s Sphere, a fave of Steph’s in middle school. While we agree some of the design is cool, Jess loves a good spaceship catwalk, the material is meh. When we think of something from space, a golden undulating golf ball just isn’t it. Now a silver undulating golf ball, that’s different. That’s science.Buy us a popcorn! 🍿buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess (and the gals) for this minisode-on the go! We get the besties popcorn rating fresh from the theater and later we give our more in depth opinion. Spoiler: this movie is dumb. In the best way possible. Buy us a Popcorn! 🍿buymeacoffee.com/filmgazers

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess as we wrap up our SOGO (Southern Gothic) Summer with 1997’s Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Steph has a hot take about director Clint "Old Man Yells at Sky" Eastwood, and we both agree the best part about the whole film is the legendary Lady Chablis. “Two tears in a bucket, motherf*ck it” might just be our new life motto.

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Join Steph and Jess for a Southern Gothic (SOGO) Summer with 1997’s Eve’s Bayou. We ooo and aww over the gorgeous swampy aesthetic, discuss our thoughts on“that scene”, and play a fun new game, 6 degrees of Samuel L Jackson. See ya later Pineapple Thief!