Episode Notes This week we return to our long missed series of dramatic readings; Fanfics and Chill. Tonight we read IrisRetulata9's erotic tale about Ceefax advocate and Britain's future Prime Minister; Count Binface. Featuring Nick as The Narrator James as Count Binface and Grace as Your Name Here. Got a fic you'd like us to read? Drop us a message at email: [email protected] tumblr: the-shipping-forecasters tiktok: 'theshippingforecast' instagram: 'fanficsandchill' Bluesky: ShipForecast.bsky.social twitter theshipforecast

This week, we begin our long promised melodramatic reading of Dark Shrimp Emotions' surprisingly plausible Guillermo X Colin Robinson fic Join us as Guillermo puts together a plan to make Nandor fall in love with him. Featuring: James as Colin, Guillermo, and Laszlo Cravensworth Grace as Nandor the Relentless and Nadja of Antipaxos Nick as The Narrator And big thanks to Dark Shrimp Emotions for letting us do this!

We continue our speedrun of Hyrule in T_5 seconds' 42 Minutes 17 Seconds. Only this time, we forgot to take notes as to who is playing which character. This second half is a lot more emotionally heavy, we were not prepared for this but we committed to the bit regardless, apologies for the constant tonal shifts. Reading starts at 3:29. Featuring Nick as The Narrator James as; Zelda, Mineru, Purah, and other misc roles Grace as Link, and other misc roles If you enjoyed this and have a fic you want us to read, leave it in a comment or drop us an email at [email protected]

We have Returned to Hyrule, and once again we are moving at a record pace to rescue Zelda! The ever talented T_5Seconds has once again written a fic about speedrunning an open world Zelda game, and we have been blessed with the opportunity to do a hyperdramatic reading of this. This is part 1 and it takes us up to Lookout Landing, join us for part 2 next week. Read along with the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52376419 The actual reading starts at 8:00 Featuring Nick as The Narrator James as Zelda, Mineru, Urbosa, and other misc roles Grace as Link, Purah, Riju, and other misc roles

Submitted for your approval: One Maru Carter-Moore, a young student from the sleep town of Stardew Valley in search of the truth, who cares deeply about her community. Soon, she would find the truth she is looking for, and it would come from beyond the stars. The answers she would seek will lead her- to Fanfics and Chill. This week, James reads Iridescence by Milieu. Being a lovecraftian horror fic (written as a letter), it really felt more appropriate to do this as a solo piece, which we've never done before so let us know what you think! Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12982596 and thank you Milieu for letting us read it through! Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected] or any of our social medias! If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected]. And if you REALLY liked the show, you can support it over on Ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/theshippingforecast) or Patreon (patreon.com/TheShippingForecast). If you join us on Patreon, you get early access to the show, to chat with the hosts and send us fics directly, and most importantly our eternal gratitude.

Today on Fanfics and Chill, we round off the year with a love story. Twilight isn't a series known for its romance, but Swamp_Bogman has managed to defy expectations by adding an additional character to the Twilight lore: Bigfoot. Join us, as we read this fantastic fanfic and learn of Carlisle's forbidden love. Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41360169 and thank you Swamp_Bogman for letting us read it through! Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected] or any of our social medias! If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected]. And if you REALLY liked the show, you can support it over on Ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/theshippingforecast) or Patreon (patreon.com/TheShippingForecast). If you join us on Patreon, you get early access to the show, to chat with the hosts and send us fics directly, and most importantly our eternal gratitude.

Today, we reach the end of the road. Will Amelia Rose be able to protect the Greater London area from the Dildo invasion? Can Flint come back to the light? Will Ryan find a boyfriend? Join us in finding out. Thank you Tim, this has been a fucking journey. Read along here, today we cover chapter 16: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/16779253 Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as The Monsters Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected] or any of our social medias! If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected]. And if you REALLY liked the show, you can support it over on Ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/theshippingforecast) or Patreon (patreon.com/TheShippingForecast). If you join us on Patreon, you get early access to the show, to chat with the hosts and send us fics directly, and most importantly our eternal gratitude.

This week, in our penultimate reading of possibly the greatest Doctor Who Fanfic every written, Silently, On the Blink of Orgasm: Our heroes face their deadliest enemy yet! Freddy Fazbear, Winny the Pooh, an incredibly realistic sex scene, and Steven Moffat (In my fanfiction? Its more likely than you think!) Read along here, today we cover chapter 15: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867 Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as Freddy Fazbear, Winnie the Pooh, Clara, The 9th Doctor, Steven Moffat, The Mummy, Merlin, and many many more. Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday! Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]! If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected]. And if you REALLY liked the show, you can support it over on Ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/theshippingforecast) or Patreon (patreon.com/TheShippingForecast). If you join us on Patreon, you get early access to the show, to chat with the hosts and send us fics directly, and most importantly our eternal gratitude.

As we approach the end of Silently on the Blink of Orgasm, we're going to move our schedule a little so we put the last two episodes up alongside the Doctor Who 60th anniversary specials. Heres a teaser of what is to come, next Saturday...

Orgasm 9: A Muculant Makeover This week, we continue our adventures with Amelia, Clara and Ryan, as they search for muculance in the Oodest of places. We also get some exposition into what happened when Amelia met Flint. Read along here, today we cover chapters chapters 13 & 14: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867 Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as The Monsters, and Clara Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday! Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]! If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected]. And if you REALLY liked the show, you can support it over on Ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/theshippingforecast) or Patreon (patreon.com/TheShippingForecast). If you join us on Patreon, you get early access to the show, to chat with the hosts and send us fics directly, and most importantly our eternal gratitude.