Ep. 211: Shave and a Haircut, Two Bites by Dan Simmons

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A surprising amount of Captain Picard ... Grab a copy of To Walk on Worlds by Matthew John on Amazon. Support the show and gain access to over three dozen bonus episodes by becoming a patron on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rate and review the show⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to help us reach more readers and listeners. Not enough science-fiction and fantasy in your life? Join us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Gene Wolfe Literary Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Love Star Trek? Come find us on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lower Decks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Neil Gaiman fan? Love comics? Join us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hanging Out With the Dream King: A Neil Gaiman Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Check out Glenn's medieval history podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Agnus⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Find out how you can commission a special bonus episode ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Join the conversation on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Claytemple Forum⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Claytemple Media on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and sign up for our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Glenn on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Check out Glenn's weird fiction story ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Goodbye to All That" on the Tales to Terrify Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Next time:  Music: http://www.purple-planet.com

Painting, painting, painting! Grab a copy of To Walk on Worlds by Matthew John on Amazon. Support the show and gain access to over three dozen bonus episodes by becoming a patron on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rate and review the show⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to help us reach more readers and listeners. Not enough science-fiction and fantasy in your life? Join us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Gene Wolfe Literary Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Love Star Trek? Come find us on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lower Decks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Neil Gaiman fan? Love comics? Join us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hanging Out With the Dream King: A Neil Gaiman Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Check out Glenn's medieval history podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Agnus⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Find out how you can commission a special bonus episode ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Join the conversation on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Claytemple Forum⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Claytemple Media on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and sign up for our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Glenn on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Check out Glenn's weird fiction story ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Goodbye to All That" on the Tales to Terrify Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Next time:  Music: http://www.purple-planet.com

Ancient tablets! Grab a copy of To Walk on Worlds by Matthew John on Amazon. Support the show and gain access to over three dozen bonus episodes by becoming a patron on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠. ⁠⁠⁠⁠Rate and review the show⁠⁠⁠⁠ to help us reach more readers and listeners. Not enough science-fiction and fantasy in your life? Join us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Gene Wolfe Literary Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠! Love Star Trek? Come find us on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lower Decks⁠⁠⁠⁠! Neil Gaiman fan? Love comics? Join us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Hanging Out With the Dream King: A Neil Gaiman Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠. Check out Glenn's medieval history podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠Agnus⁠⁠⁠⁠! Find out how you can commission a special bonus episode ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠. Join the conversation on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Claytemple Forum⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Claytemple Media on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, and sign up for our ⁠⁠⁠⁠newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Glenn on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Check out Glenn's weird fiction story ⁠⁠⁠⁠"Goodbye to All That" on the Tales to Terrify Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠. Next time:  Music: http://www.purple-planet.com