714: Broken News

Turkey is a scam! Heed not God's sunk-cost fallacy! Man was not meant to eat avian flesh! No good can come of eating a dinosaur. Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan has accepted the Dark Gift, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Don’t wait — cross those names off your list before the rush. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Head to TrueClassic.com/DUNCAN to grab the perfect gift for everyone on your list! Amentara (formerly Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals) invites you to dive into this world of natural magic—head to Amentara.com/go/Duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your first order! 

The DTFH in partnership with National Local Community Public Radio presents: Beef Gully (formerly Meat Canyon, potentially Coldcut Gorge) Episode 2. Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan has offended the Heavens and will have to endure Lightning Tribulation soon, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code DUNCAN at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info.  Go to get.stash.com/DUNCAN to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s get.stash.com/DUNCAN. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.

Oz Pearlman, the most famous mentalist alive, joins the DTFH! Check out Oz's new book, Read Your Mind! Oz is the first recipient of the DTFH's exalted Four Golden Stars of Coolness, and you owe it to yourself to read his book! St. Louis family! Duncan is headed your way next! Come see him at Helium Comedy Club, November 6-8. As always click here to get your tickets right now. We love seeing you out on the road! Thank you!! This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Minnesota Nice now has genuine Amanita Muscaria in stock, AKA Blue Lotus! Head to mnniceethno.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your order! Get 15% off your next gift! Just go to UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN. Don't miss out on this limited-time offer. Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. Go to get.stash.com/DUNCAN to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s get.stash.com/DUNCAN.

Experience the catharsis of dark corners with your ol' pal Duncan and his passel of fine trufflin' hogs! St. Louis family! Duncan is headed your way next! Come see him at Helium Comedy Club, November 6-8. As always click here to get your tickets right now. We love seeing you out on the road! Thank you!! This episode is brought to you by: Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at MeetFabric.com/DUNCAN! Your season starts now. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code DUNCAN. That’s code DUNCAN to get $300 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first bet of $5 or more—plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV.

Robert Ryan, world-renowned tattoo artist and one of the most disciplined spiritualists Duncan knows, re-joins the DTFH! Check out some of Robert's incredible prints, books, and even his custom tarot deck on his site: Raking Light Projects! Portland family! Duncan is coming to Oregon, October 23-25 at Helium Comedy Club! Click here to get your tickets now. Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code DUNCAN at checkout. Just head to Ridge.com and use code DUNCAN and you’re all set! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.

People are correct to be suspicious of the synthetic meat of Meat Canyon, but the forest clowns are innocent! Omaha family! Duncan is headed your way October 17 & 18. Come see him at the Funny Bone Comedy Club! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Visit trueclassic.com/DUNCAN to save. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today. Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at square.com/go/duncan! Run your business smarter with Square. Get started today! Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Raghu Markus, co-founder of the Love Serve Remember Foundation and a dear friend of Ram Dass, re-joins the DTFH! In these troubled times let this podcast bring you hair peace! You can check out the Love Serve Remember Foundation, and all of Raghu's good works, on their website! RamDass.org Omaha family! Duncan is headed your way October 17 & 18. Come see him at the Funny Bone Comedy Club! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at MeetFabric.com/DUNCAN! Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code DUNCAN at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping on BlueChew.com. Minnesota Nice now has genuine Amanita Muscaria in stock, AKA Blue Lotus! Head to mnniceethno.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your order. Start with the gummies if you want something playful, or dive straight into extract mode if you want to feel what the pharaohs were feeling!

Live from the Riyadh Comedy Festival, from the plushest slave-crafted hotel room imaginable (technically bigger than Burr's), it's the DTFH! Tacoma family! Duncan is coming to Washington! Come see him at the Tacoma Comedy Club (downtown) from October 9-11! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Go to get.stash.com/DUNCAN to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s get.stash.com/DUNCAN. Minnesota Nice now has genuine Amanita Muscaria in stock, AKA Blue Lotus! Head to mnniceethno.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your order. Start with the gummies if you want something playful, or dive straight into extract mode if you want to feel what the pharaohs were feeling!

Douglas Rushkoff, author, humanist, and documentarian re-joins the DTFH! Listen to Doug's podcast, Team Human! Available wherever you like to listen. Also, one of Doug's books just got a 15 year re-release! Now more relevant than ever, check out Program or Be Programmed: Eleven Commands for the AI Future. And you can always learn more about Douglas Rushkoff on his website, Rushkoff.com. Salt Lake City family! Duncan is coming to Wiseguys Comedy Club, October 2-4. Click here to get your tickets now! This episode is brought to you by: Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Minnesota Nice now has genuine Amanita Muscaria in stock, AKA Blue Lotus! Head to mnniceethno.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your order. Start with the gummies if you want something playful, or dive straight into extract mode if you want to feel what the pharaohs were feeling!

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