331 | Revelation 12-14: Down the Gullet

And we read together, and talked together, And laughed at jokes that were wholly our own.And the joy we share as we drank there,None other has ever knownThe final service is upon us. Join us as we reminisce about Emily's accidental sermons, review the pub's menu, and discuss how our thoughts and feelings have changed now that we've finished the book that wasn't meant to be read.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're closing out the last book of the Bible with a tight twenty and at least one trick question!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Things turn unexpectedly kinky when the dragon is cast into the abyss. Then God moves into the neighborhood, putting an end to moaning, crying, and dying! We're given our last sheet of Ikea instructions for a bedazzled heaven and are left wondering — are we supposed to feel good about this?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We kick off our penultimate episode of the series (!!!!) with a Rock-a-Clock followed by unclean and hateful birds. Death, mourning, and famine descend upon Babylon. Our newest products, Wheatie Besties and Oat Besties, will be on shelves soon!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The Chippendales welcome seven new angels to their ranks! They walk on a sea of fire and glass, hotbox in the temple, and inflict their rad powers on the earth. Drunk on blood, an exceedingly severe plague of hail is unleashed, and riddles leave us wondering who we're meant to be rooting for?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The mark of the beast has finally been revealed, along with an army of singing incels, and Jesus' Pokemon evolution! Garbage grapes are being turned into wine, perhaps to fill the Chalice of Anger, and a dragon tries to swallow a baby.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Woe, woe, woe! The seven trumpets sound, things are thrown to the earth, and the locust, with the power of scorpions, select victims to torture for five months. Instead of eating it up, we're looking for a side door out of this nightmare fuel of a book.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

An emerald rainbow plays a staring role in Revelation's startling horror story about creatures, spirits, a zombie lamb, and the arrival of the four horses of the apocalypse.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The beginning of the unbelievable end is upon us, finally. A rousing game of telephone, new titles, a golden girdle, Class Creep Jesus feature in the first three chapters of Revelation.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Thanks to our listeners for this week's quizzes and remember, God is love!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.