Hellraiser ('87): "Chips, dips, chains and whips."

New month, new theme and we are celebrating the Lynch before, the Lynch of now and the Lynch yet to come with fresh baked Kyle cakes, first date espionage, pervert detectives, cornsilk Cabbage Patch poodle bangs, confused boners, a practical use for the Watchtower (finally) and Isabella Rossellini impressions so bad you'll crave blueberry pancakes! We're taking you on a joy ride to pussy heaven and raising a PBR to your fuck. Neo-noirvember starts now with Blue Velvet, this time on Doom Generation! 

We're closing out Ooze-tober with the second of our kinky Clive Barker bookends that's bringing lil freaks (complementary), lil freaks (derogatory), square hair, jackets for walking wet corpses, possible Pikachus, probable pazuzoots and Fears but no Tears (it's a waste of good suffering). Let us get our hooks into you, it's Hellraiser on this Halloween episode of Doom Generation! 

Ooze-tober sleazes on with a lovely trip back to the cabin on a second date with the Deadites.It's a short episode but it's jam packed with the second mention of Ted Danson's ghost, Madonna's milky eye, hair in dire need of a V05 hot oil treatment, professors laying pipe, Pazuzu boot goofin', recycled butt sweat and Ash gettin a wicked stranger. So who's laughing now? We are! Summon up The Evil Dead 2 this time on Doom Generation...GROOVY!

We find ourselves smack dab in the middle of Ooze-tober with a real wet one. We've enrolled at Miskatonic University where we learn of the existence of Danbert, realistic CPR, aggressive pencil snapping, reasonable rental strategy, Dr. Hall's freak file and dead on dead mind control because that's what that laser do! This isn't a drill, that's not Carl Dean or Big Bud Dean it's the ACTUAL old guy from Reanimator on this episode of Doom Generation!

Ooze-tober continues in escalating wetness, skeetin' Susan makes sure of that! We've got John Carpenter top to tails with a story we're still not 100% sure of with real and possible physics, a cop 'stache-boat shoes combo, my faaaatherrrrr, dot matrix print outs, wet faces but bangin' bangs, Doogie 'Owwwser ass, skelly keys and Susan WHO?! Let evil ooze into all your face holes and blast you right in the throat, all hail the Prince of Darkness on this episode of Doom Generation!

Ooze-tober begins with a trip behind the gates of Midian where the circus music intensifies. We're talking permissive freaks, thumb blades, decorative scarring, weird babies that are too wet to save, Dr. Dick doing murders IN YOUR FACE, porcupine tiddies, the LAW (whatever that means), Tony tentacles, OOZING PASTRIES and nipples, nipples, nipples! Do you wanna see? Then open up your cheek eyes and tune in for Nightbreed, this time on Doom Generation! 

We've reached the end of the Sitcomtember regularly scheduled programming but we're going out with a TWITCH TWITCH! Featuring more perfect casting, Rosie O'Donnell's snatched waist, the trials and tribulations of ZTB, stone-age bag fumbling, unnecessary toenail clipping, kidnapping for love of the game and so so much pterodactyl shit! So listen up with your weird bump ears or Bamm Bamm will eat your brains for smarts, let's all have a Yabba-Dabba-Do time with The Flintstones! Finally walking the dinosaur, this time on Doom Generation

Sitcomtember continues in an idyllic neighborhood in a small town where you don't need to lock your doors but you should! We're steppin' in with them Snidely Whiplash 11's with some butts & nutts, dry dentures with fun teeth, spicy nostrils, gummy chewy chicken, lock jaw? HELL YEAH! Sean Young dressing for the job she wants, secret Sol Rosenthal, accidental huffing and mmmmmm a neon phone. Here go, hell come, we've become Mr. Wilson apologists and we completely forget the cartoon we watched the shit out of so come on over and smell the stinkflower, it's Dennis the Menace on this episode of Doom Generation!

Sitcomtember is gonna keep on dancin' all thru the night! We know where we are but the Shelley is Long, a eulogy for Dolly Parton who we may have killed but NOT Tim Curry, the mystery of Christopher Daniel Barnes, Marcia's shitty dry ends, the sugar bag/lunch bag differential, is that Eric Nies? IT IS! Cameos, cameos, cameos but NOT Al Pacino, inter-Brady mating in a Brady baloney sandwich with LOTS of mayo. Sir, this is the 90's and we're serving up a meatloaf sweetloaf for 9 in The Brady Bunch Movie, this time on Doom Generation!

A new month has arrived and with it some simple folk from the country who made it big with a lil' bit of black gold...Texas tea. Sitcomtember is kicking off with bear WRASSLIN', Jane Hathaway possible proud Miata driver and titan, pocket whittles, waxin' in the window, Doug Llewelyn preparing you for the judge, being INSIDE of Rob Schneider and a gentleman with a billion dollars?! Let's go down in a hoe-down on a plane full of hillbillies because we're rated AAA - A-ttractive, A-vailable and A-podcast! It's The Beverly Hillbillies giving you a Californie howdy, this week on Doom Generation!