i think my dog needs therapy

it’s the end of the season and things go off the rails VERY QUICKLY. from... explosive? dog stories, to airport chases, shady travel agents, emotional support volvos, and a rogue eyebrow incident… we said NO to structure and YES to oversharing. 

this week we’re fighting over 26 suitcases, roasting each other’s sunglass taste, spiraling into fake tan anxiety, and launching a campaign to retrain checkout staff.

This week we dive into family drama (who really is the favourite?), the politics of planning holidays, and whether mum will ever crack how to post a story on instagram. Plus a heated debate about public toilets, why i believe nausea is worse than heartbreak, and a pop culture quiz that somehow turns into a career interrogation.

This week i unpack my unhealthy obsession with being everyone’s favourite (including the pilates instructor), mum roasts my long painted nails (again), and we debate whether washing windows is in the dental job description. plus: emotional damage from childhood haircuts, airport pavements that ruin your vibe, and why being a “drink monster” might be genetic.

i'm in my disappearing-from-therapy era and mum's thinking about going full psychic. we unpack ghosting your therapist, sneaky self-sabotage, how mental health can look different for everyone, and why i think emotional fluency should be taught in kindergarten.

we are back, and we have QUESTIONS. why am i always getting sick in perth? how does one become as iconic as adele? what is our go-to insult for each other? why do our brains absolutely refuse to chill? 

i bought a $300 skincare set at 2am because tiktok said so - oops. mum and i chat on the most unhinged impulse decisions, eg. shame hauls and our life choices that definitely should have had a second thought.

this week, we go to war over the most ridiculous thing (beds lol) and introduce a new segment where we roast each other to filth. side note - does my mom secretly want me to look like a country club grandpa?? lmk.

guys, we're back for another goss - this time about gym cults, pet ownership (our dog might need clinical help), and why hanging up the phone is apparently impossible. we also get wayyyy too invested in a listener’s accidental fake engagement - we've all been there... right?

dirty laundry is back, baby! after a year-long hiatus, we’re diving headfirst into the family drama, childhood chaos, and a whole lot of unsolicited opinions. in this episode, we catch up on life changes and why our group chats rival the kardashians. plus, we air some anonymous dirty laundry from our listeners, and things get… interesting.