S1E9 – Woody Chicken

Expect rogue budgies, mole-made miracles and the intriguing enigma of reversible gravy. Luff and the gang share tales of vending machine romance and celestial cosmic waltzes. Plus, we unravel the deepest thoughts of a BBC newsreader, discover why elbow rests deserve a special day and bring down the curtain with a spectacular firework display. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

It's the podcast that defies logic and always embraces the absurd! This week we celebrate National Mild Panic Appreciation Week and discover a seagull with impeccable shopping etiquette. Among the many items not included in this week's episode are a clairvoyant cat, a man whose fridge can do impressions and a UFO who queued outside Greggs. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Join Brian Luff and the gang for magic, mischief and mayhem, as they bring their own very questionable version of Aladdin to life. Expect evil laughs, underwhelming facts, surprise quizzes and a genie with the deepest voice in Pantoland. "Aladdin Actually" stars Downtown Don Vale as Abanazer, Tex Magnum as the Genie of the Lamp, and Ellie Jade as Aladdin. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless. Oh, yes it is!

It's National Lost Bookmark Appreciation Week, so start by bookmarking this podcast right now! This episode features a vegetable that hums its own theme tune, a whispering fish, and a listener phone-in so lame that the studio umbrella plant walked out. Plus, horoscopes that may change your life, the latest metaphysical miracle from Psychic Brian, and a brand new member of the team called "Grandpa Biscuits". Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

With tangerines and tinsel galore, here's a holiday episode wrapped in absurdity and sprinkled with cheer. Dive into festive madness with mince pies, egg nog and a a life-sized chocolate Christmas tree. Plus, duck mail mysteries, Tarot Card Bingo and the woman who invented Christmas Eve. Prepare to be gloriously unbothered! Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Join Brian and his quirky crew for the only podcast that smells faintly of lemon drizzle cake. Featuring, Gus the Sofa in a haunted house, the origin of queuing in a French village and a heartfelt rant about car mechanics. Plus, horoscopes, trivia, and cosmic musings. Luff Actually is absurd, mildly witty and always delightfully odd. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

The only podcast that is still legally classified as a small festival. Left-handed compliments, speed camera rants, psychic celebrity readings, and square-shaped weather. Tune in, button up, and stay gloriously unbothered. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Heads up sensation seekers, it's "Unnecessary Exclamation Mark Week". Plus, paper clip designs, cosmic burps and a rant about resident parking in London. Also, the Museum of Misplaced Items and this week's much anticipated "Luff Actually Horoscope". Featuring, Gus the Sofa, Tex Magnum, Kaysi Valayzee and Flirty Gertie. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Sheep who respond to Alexa commands, how fast do microwave cookers rotate and a rant about cheating footballers. Plus, a goldfish called Patrick and a conversation with Tom Daly about battery storage. Featuring "Tarot Card Bingo" with Velma Clair and this week's edition of "Underwhelming" with Toby & Ellie. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

An unexpectedly pleasant experience for Melton Thornaby, at the hands of his alien abductors. Plus, the ghost of a suffragette, a tutorial on space time curvature and a planet-hopping theatre troupe visits Moth Hotel. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.