S02E34: Cardinal Direction

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself from another dimension become a villain. In the finale for the Top Guns they stink, they can breath water, and they hate themselves, but which Top Gun is the real Top Gun? Maybe the real Top Guns were the friends we made along the way. Go to bed. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "The Impossible" by Artist Savfk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Has anybody seen the Top Gun's keys? It's always in the last place you look. In the penultimate episode the Top Guns need to standoff, stand up, and stand against themselves. One way or another, they're gonna die. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "Cornered" by Artist myuu - "Train Robbery" by Artist Hayden Folker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We don't want to alarm anyone but it's possible that the Top Guns have been spotted. So it's time to punch and bite every D that comes near. Send in the snakes... Except Abe who's lost. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a mysterious haze rolls in of course the safest thing to do is split up the party. The top guns learn that a group of hobgoblins is called a fist, language is sometimes a one way street, and that Grey can spit bars. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "The Medieval Banquet" by Artist - Silvermansound Studios powered by Breaking Copyright CCBY3.0 "Precipice" by Artist - Twin Musicom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're good with directions the Top Guns could use your help. Retreat, chase, retreat again but hopefully we can make some new friends along the way and not get lost. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this church up to code? Boy we hope not because things are about to get spicy with the Top Guns and a building full of problems. It's like Sinners but without the music. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "Halls Of The Undead" by Artist - Kevin MacLeod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are sounds of anguish in the distance, but I'm sure that doesn't mark the coming of anything ominous. The Top Guns look a gift baby in the mouth and stealth up to investigate something horrible. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "Halls Of The Undead" by Artist - Kevin MacLeod & "Further Down" by Artist - HolFix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Never enter a stranger's house" is good advice that Duke has never been given. The Top Guns have varying degrees of success in remembering the people they've met, Gray's time as cleric is less inspiring than they thought it'd be, new friends hurt Duke's feelings, and striking a deal starts a ticking clock. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "Alien Sunset" by Artist -  Audionautix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to find the servant of the shadows hiding throughout the city. Which means a varying quality of lies, a good night's sleep, and some light clerical blasphemy. Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "Grass" by Artist -  Silent Partner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Top Guns have an address and point of contact, so it's time to cross the border of Rivealia. But to do so they will have to save a family from scaled scaries, sneak, and when faced with a strange situation face their paranoia and scream LET'S GOOOO! Dungeon Master: Nile Séguin Party Members: Kyah Green, Leonard Chan, and Rebecca Reeds Music Featured: "Grass" by Artist -  Silent Partner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices