Ep. 86 - Wet Hell

The Trial continues! Some fan favorites and soon-to-be fan favorites join the stand in Astra's defense. It's not too hard to find people that will speak to Astra's evil capacity, but what about her lawfulness and respect for rules? Well... they do their best!FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY HERE: https://forms.gle/Yj77EhCrT5MXRVGi6Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan, and the delightful end stinger was made by Akshay too. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:B - A Contract devil in an immaculate suit.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less and formerly magic-less half elf. His body was found frozen by Wynhorn's magic, whom he had signed a contract with to get some amount of magic back.Shyla - The ASMR influencer and member of Bantaro Valentine's squad at Shadowend, with Aeyrin Starsinger and Pearl Pervalur. In a previous loop, vampire!Astra drank her blood.Alok Vilnit - A rich member of Mealnor nobility. In previous loops, a part-time vampire; in this loop, a full-time vampire.Big Poppadew- A gnome merchant at Skeptic's Haven that Astra has books on consignment with.Fairy Godfather - A gangster from Mealnor that stole Astra's teeth to demand her help in capturing The Dentist. She betrayed their bargain.Zalvot - Head of the Thieves Guild, who partnered with the Fairy Godfather to attack Astra on the train in Consequence Debt.Haku - In a previous time loop, a Faenelin Academy student, an old mischievous kitsune that is an elderly teenage.Fantasmic Fabian - In a previous time loop, a Faenelin Academy student and stage magician, with his familiar Bartolomew Cucumber. In this loop, a member of the Mundane Theater.And presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let the trial begin! The team do their best to argue against B's incredible lawyering skills, which means mostly supressing the few good things Astra has ever done and highlighting all the terrible things. They've got a lot to work with and yet somehow B is able to make Astra look like a competent, kind, reliable person!FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY HERE: https://forms.gle/Yj77EhCrT5MXRVGi6Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.NPCs in this episode:B - A contract devil in an immaculate suit.Bly Bloom - A theater manager for the Theater of the Mundane, and Astra's ex-girlfriend who she ghosted after rescuing Smol from the Whispering Woods.Halibut Jones - A fishman who works as an editor for the scry network. Astra blackmailed and attacked him to Zalvot - Leader of the Thieves Guild. Astra convinced him to let the team go, with the understanding that they'd help Tommi Embereyes track down Pearl and Glorihan, which they did not do.Bovil Flashforge - Advisor to the Janni Squad at Shadowend. Keeps an extensive diary about the timeloop, currently in the team's possession. Suffering due to alcoholism and radiation poisoning. Astra asked him once about his pregnant wife. Castien Grefiel - A holier-than-thou paladin of Gavelyne. He is on Commander Windstar's Shadowend squad. Everyone on the team hates him except Zelf for some reason.Madam Ogavia - A publisher of gossip rags and stolen books. A member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac. The team did burn down her house and Astra took her shadow and power with her sword.Pahpa Phirel - Glorihan and Ansel's father, who has lost his shadow and magic to a fey menace in the Whispering Woods.And presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally time to rejoin Astra in her travails, and the team regroups, for some definition of regrouping when Janni Innaj is on the team. Don't worry, there's nothing these fools can't overcome when they're together! That includes demigods, death, and.. worse...Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Ebnir - Lawful evil god, whose emblem is a trident. His domains are the sea, death, evil, law, and magic. His subdomains include ice, necromancy, and fear.Flo - An ice mephit working as a legal attendant in the domain of Ebnir.B - A Contract devil in an emmaculate suit.Cassandra Stiffpeaks - A romance writer being kept captive in Olgavia's basement. She writes horny stories about the demigods.And presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the patched-together crew of strangers (and Janni Innaj), Patty Hurts attempts to find her real team. In the meantime, we touch base with our wayward members. What has Zelf been up to with the Ministry? How has Janni fared with the giant mech armor? Did Astra really attack Manny and if so was she totally justified?Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:The Prime Minister - leader of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac, a group trying to destroy the demigods to control the timeloop. The prime minister is a masked figure with a crystal god-killing sword, identity unknown.Nerixina - Headmistress of Faenalin Academy and a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.Bysshod - Demigod of Ebnir, the lawful evil god. A sea monster, which the Ministry will soon attempt to summon so they can kill it, and Wynhorn will attempt to blow up and destroy Neptis.Aureo Fortuna - Tuxedo catfolk engineer based in Neptis, was once a follower of Gavelyn at Molni's temple. A member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.Chairman Naga - A world famous battle chef, and Zelf's former chef-master.High Mage Wynhorn - A divine judge of the Tribunal in the Court of the Archmage and secretly a worshipper of Ebnir. Also a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac but more interested in his own goals.Bly Bloom - A theater manager for the Theater of the Mundane, and Astra's ex-girlfriend who she ghosted after rescuing Smol from the Whispering Woods.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less and magic-less scrub.Mlizabeth Mlem - Former classmate of Smol Blep, in a sort of Romeo-Juliet forbidden romance, since the Bleps and the Mlems are rivals.Alok Vilnit - A rich member of Mealnor nobility. In previous loops, a part-time vampire; in this loop, a full-time vampire. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Once again, Patty Hurts stands alone. But not for long! When you're a famous and beautiful demigod, you're never lacking for support! The tides are turning in Neptis, and it's time to join forces and defeat Bysshod's forces once and for all.Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Vin Weasel - Famous movie star, lead of the blockbuster Sea Monster Boat Race.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less scrub who now has some kind of mysterious magical power.Gentry Till - One of Patty's followers, an Elven noble from Mealnor.Abraham and Nieven - Two of Patty's followers. Time loop duplicates of each other.Dylan - A bad boy capybara competing on To Court a Criminal. He lost an arm during Janni Innaj's attack on Molni's temple. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We join the team in some circumstance! Bysshod is actively attacking the domes of Neptis, and Patty's followers have spread out to try to contain the insanity. Janni Innaj is on the loose! Astra is drugged and paralyzed and in the clutches of Smol Blep! Zelf and Manny talk with the Ministry, but not very effectively! Will the ministry kill Bysshod? Will the team be able to pull together to stop Wynhorn from destroying Neptis with the nastiest spell known to man or sea monster?Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Bysshod - Demigod of Ebnir, the lawful evil god. A sea monster, which the Ministry will soon attempt to summon so they can kill it, and Wynhorn will attempt to blow up and destroy Neptis.Nerixina - Headmistress of Faenalin Academy and a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.High Mage Wynhorn - A divine judge of the Tribunal in the Court of the Archmage and secretly a worshipper of Ebnir. Also a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac but more interested in his own goals.Egg #2 - An egg fairy known for his determination.Vin Weasel - Famous movie star, lead of the blockbuster Sea Monster Boat Race. The team is currently staying in his place.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less scrub who now has some kind of mysterious magical power.Gentry Till - One of Patty's followers, an Elven noble from Mealnor.Abraham and Nieven - Two of Patty's followers. Time loop duplicates of each other.Captain Voidbeard - A monochrome leprechaun pirate, with a corncob pipe peg leg. Former captain of the Absence of Color.Chairman Naga - A world famous battle chef, and Zelf's former chef-master. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reminding you of the finer nuances of exploding a demigod before we're back with a new episode in a few hours!Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at [email protected] or find us on Bluesky @BCBParty. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No new main feed episodes for a few weeks, but there WILL be new episodes on the Patreon feed, for subscribers. We’ve got a mini campaign called the Legend of Tommi Embereyes, GM’d by the delightful Andrew Hansen. It will be released in two parts, totaling about 4 hours of bonus content. We’ll be diving into the history and lore of Yrisol, playing 4 new characters that are SURE to be beloved.That is exclusive Patreon content. You can get it by subscribing, for just $5 at Patreon.com/bcbpartyWe’ll be back to our regular biweekly schedule on February 13th. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The team has rested up at Minzewald and gotten fully strapped UP. It's time to potato-fy the last of the yule lads, defuse the bomb, and send Santa back to his own plane for another year. Tingle sticks to the shadows, Chase channels the Little Drummer Boy, Pfeffer does insane amounts of minty damage, and Skeleton with a Gun keeps the crowd under control. Will it be enough? Will this one-shot end in temporary triumph or permanent winter?Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The team has reunited! Von Minze introduces the team to his homeland Minzewald, where they can rest and regroup. Chase settles in to a new, even more provincial town, Skeleton with a Gun gets in touch with the core of their being, and Tingle balances the joy of getting what they want with the burden of betrayal.Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber. Support us on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.