PIZZA SNOBS | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 116

Wild rants about fireworks disasters, Fourth of July chaos, and the myth of pizza crust being the “best part.” From Bobby’s accidental sleeveless biker look to Paul’s shady run-ins with shipping yards and illegal fireworks, the guys explore their bones to pick with everything from motorcycle clubs hijacking intersections to absurd password requirements at gas station rewards programs. Fans also weigh in with their own gripes about automated job applications and flimsy paper towels. Packed with laughs, relatable complaints, and raw honesty, this episode is a comedy rollercoaster you won’t want to miss. Subscribe, share, and join the conversation as the guys fix the world one bone at a time   Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE

From dealing with entitled frat bros and clueless teens to traumatic pool horseplay and balloon-wielding moms at graduations, no pet peeve is safe. With surprise bones from fan emails and Robert’s own son Max joining the action, this episode blends stand-up-style rants with real-world absurdities. Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into a wild mix of personal gripes and relatable frustrations.    

On this episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on everything from fake watch guys and sneakerhead culture to “fat shots,” wedding etiquette, and the rage-inducing people who watch sports on their phones at concerts. They’re joined by Mikey, fresh off his wedding and new fitness journey, to roast passive-aggressive neighbors, call out emotional manipulation with the word "whatever," and dig into why reality cooking shows are more sob story than skill. Hilarious fan-submitted gripes round out a chaotic, brutally honest episode that proves everybody’s got a bone to pick. Support the show and get 10% off your Ridge order. Head to https://www.ridge.com/BONE

Starting with backward hats and “angsty leans,” and spiraling into youth sports parent drama, line-cutting psychos, disgusting public restroom etiquette, and unspoken bro-code body language, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into real-life rants and absurd grievances—They also tackle fan-submitted bones like bread twist ties and drivers who block ambulances. Whether it’s dissecting suburban dad fashion or fighting off nose-blowers at the casino, nothing is off-limits. It’s equal parts therapy, chaos, and comedy gold. Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Don't leave crumbs in the butter!! The boys go off on summertime sidewalk hogs, picture-perfect expectations, soggy butter etiquette, and the death of durable socks. With unfiltered rants and fan-submitted gripes, the duo exposes everyday annoyances with raw honesty and big laughs. From chaotic Navy SEAL dreams to emotional wedding rants, it's a wild ride of stand-up-level commentary, street-level social analysis, and absurdity. Whether you're tired of sidewalk clogs or crumb-covered spreads, this episode’s got a bone to pick for you.   Check out our patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle politics, power, and the absurdity of Hollywood's elite—firing shots at everyone from P. Diddy to presidential candidates. They joke about hip-hop scandals, gay rumors in entertainment, and the hypocrisy of social media lurkers, while also getting fired up over thermostats, shirtless Zoom calls, and passive-aggressive mumblers. No topic is off-limits in this wildly funny, sometimes outrageous, but always honest conversation about the ridiculousness of modern culture, celebrity ego, and day-to-day annoyances. Join our Partreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

From slurping sounds and misophonia to wedding day confessions, passive-aggressive narcissists, and parents who let their kids dictate weekend plans. They roast bad gas station etiquette, debate who’s really “managing” group travel, and break down fake sympathy gestures like "sorry for your loss." Plus, listener-submitted video bones spark hilarious rants about freezer-burnt sausage and pump-hogging lotto players. If you love raw, honest comedy, unfiltered takes on modern life, and comedians calling out everyday nonsense, this is your new favorite episode.  New customers, get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift. Use code BONE at https://www.huel.com/bone Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Group texts during live games, snapping at waiters, red onions ruining burgers, and the chaos of missing hunting licenses. From mob-adjacent impressions to British retail bone-picking and absurd hypotheticals (like pooping Rolexes), no gripe is too small for these comics to roast. Packed with fan-submitted gripes, personal stories, and rapid-fire banter, this episode brings unfiltered comedy gold and relatable pet peeves to the mic. Don’t miss your weekly dose of stand-up-level storytelling, brutal honesty, and absurd laughter—all from NYC’s own comedy legends. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for new customers of 15% off + a FREE gift (Minimum $75 purchase) with code BONE at https://huel.com/BONE Support the show by joining the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast

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In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese dive into wild stories about bad hotel room service, broken "Do Not Disturb" signs, ridiculous social media fakes, and over-the-top real estate listing jokes. They roast everything from fake military reunion videos to magic tricks gone wrong, and even debate if getting p*gged is worth $50 million! Plus, hear Robert’s epic rant about outdated Halloween decorations still standing in April. Packed with nonstop laughs, unfiltered rants, and quickfire bones to pick, this episode is a must-watch for fans of comedy podcasts, stand-up comedians, and brutally honest takes on today’s fake internet culture. Check out our Patreon for extra episodes and early episode access: patreon.com/bonetopick