Capitalism? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Episode 119

This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just “playing for fun.” From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted “bones” keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly, and the ridiculous habit of using GPS for a commute you’ve done for years. With sharp back-and-forth, wildly specific rants, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is as unpredictable as it is relatable. If you’ve ever been annoyed by life’s smallest details—or just love comics losing their minds over them—this one’s a must-listen. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet emergencies to the insanity of fancy towels that don’t dry, gas tanks on the wrong side of cars, and restaurants that only give you useless hand dryers. Along the way, they tackle AI girlfriends, obituary writing with ChatGPT, and why store security tags make honest shoppers feel like criminals. With fan-submitted bones adding extra fuel, the laughs get bigger, the rants get sharper, and nothing is off-limits. Whether you’re here for outrageous personal stories, brutally relatable complaints, or just to hear grown men argue about towels and belt loops, this episode proves once again why Bone to Pick is the therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast has Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from awful sayings, restaurant workers who don't know how to talk and more!  Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast is pure chaos and comedy gold as Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from family meltdowns to courtroom surprises to Walmart greeters who should be fired on the spot. Bobby kicks things off with a wild story about juggling nonstop family duties, dealing with his son sneaking calls at 1 a.m., and nearly ending up in jail over a decades-old warrant—before hilariously plotting how he’d “survive” prison. Paul counters with a bone-fetch story about bad customer service that turns into a lesson in apologies, while Bobby rants about Walmart greeters and language barriers in customer service. The fan-submitted “bones” take things even further, with rants about grammar snobs, greasy ball-handlers in public, and the eternal debate over hotel remotes. Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

This week on Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into some of the funniest, most painfully relatable gripes you’ve ever heard. From the chaos of parents pushing baby strollers while wrangling dogs, to the rage-inducing mystery of why clothing sizes are never actually true to size, to a mailman’s scorched-earth rant about clueless small talk in 100° heat—this episode is a rollercoaster of comedy and catharsis. You’ll hear about benefits gone wrong, scammers faking cancer for cash, Secret Santa disasters, and the eternal battle between “one more drink” guys and those who know when the night’s over.   Join us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way. From heated debates about which side of the Zoom screen to sit on, to Bobby’s serene-yet-heavily-armed New Hampshire summer life, to Paul’s unapologetic takedown of “boat people” and the adults obsessing over collectible “Boo Boo” dolls, you’ll be laughing before you realize you’ve been nodding along. The guys spiral into hilarious rants about hot tubs from Walmart, redneck neighbors, overpriced flowers, Jeep dashboard trinkets, garbage-dodging roommates, and the maddening seals on maple syrup bottles. Fan “bones” bring even more absurdity, from baristas in flip-flops with nightmare toes to customers arguing over $11 bouquets. J oin us on Patreon for bonus episodes and early episode access: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive deep into the art of everyday annoyances — from awkward business calls hijacked by political rants to the absurdity of sharing drinks with friends. The comedians riff on personal quirks, “scavats” etiquette, toilet paper “jail,” and the maddening behavior of delisI that refuse phone orders minutes before closing. Packed with relatable gripes, raw honesty, and nonstop banter, this episode blends outrageous humor with moments of surprising relatability. Fans will love the chemistry between Bobby and Paul as they debate seltzer slurping, call out clueless customer service, and roast each other’s habits — all while inviting listeners to share their own “bones to pick.” Whether you’re here for the laughs, the fan-submitted gripes, or just to watch two friends go to war over soda etiquette, this is Bone to Pick at its funniest. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and early releases: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Jewish food vs. Indian cuisine, the subtle art of the backhanded compliment and more! The crew shares personal stories, fan-submitted “bones,” and off-the-rails tangents that range from food delivery disasters to petty airplane etiquette. Expect chaotic energy, coffee spills, and raw honesty as they unpack why little things — like four-leaf clovers and window-seat power struggles — can drive us insane. Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Aired LIVE on July 14th for Patreon members only! Join now for future live shows and more at patreon.com/bonetopickcast. On this wild, no-pants-needed episode of A Bone to Pick, Bobby Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into chaos, comedy, and capitalism—from torrential rain in NYC to overpriced umbrellas, t-shirt mob scenes, and the absurdity of do-it-yourself restaurant meals. Hilariously unfiltered and painfully relatable, the guys unpack how society unravels at the drop of a giveaway or a drizzle of rain. Plus, listeners deliver jaw-dropping “bones to pick,” including a former farmhand’s tale of mercy-killing a goose and a listener’s heart-wrenching yet uplifting story of resilience after divorce, illness, and rebuilding life at 51. This episode is part outrageous comedy, part gut-punching honesty—and all deeply human. If you’ve ever hated soggy socks, waited in line for a free shirt, or questioned the price of shrimp you had to peel yourself, this one’s for you.

In this wild and hilarious episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash a barrage of grievances ranging from prison-tatted waiters to Fourth of July neighborhood snitches. With unfiltered honesty and razor-sharp wit, the duo dives into fan-submitted "bones to pick" and exposes the absurdities of modern life—from meditating in parking lots to hot dog competition etiquette. Packed with rants, roasts, and raw laughs, this episode captures the chaotic brilliance of two comics at the top of their game. Whether it’s a backyard fireworks war turned political feud or a ShopRite cashier pushing the limits of handoff etiquette, no petty annoyance is safe. It’s real talk for real people—ridiculous, relatable, and riotously funny. Subscribe, buckle in, and prepare to pick a bone of your own. Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast