62: Silicon Avatar / Disaster

CW: rape for the first half of the episode This week, we cringe at the most mind rape of episodes, and then later Geordi gets some owns in on a colony of eugenicists.

After our long unannounced absence, Beam Me To Sick Bay is finally BACK with this appropriately short podcast about two episodes featuring the shortest among us: children. Worf comes to terms with what a bad dad he is as his son Alexander returns to the Enterprise, and Data gets a traumatized kid to follow him around and dress like him.

This week, we talk about guest stars Leonard Nimoy and Stephen Root as Picard and Data infiltrate Romulus to see what that Spock doing. Meanwhile, Riker travels to a seedy Star Wars-esque bar to hear the blues.

This week, Wesley Crusher is back to save the Enterprise from the evils of gaming AND drugs. Later, some bozo from the future shows up and is an asshole to everyone. We're recording out of order to do both parts of Unification in the same episode next time!

This week, the Enterprise catches up with its old friend the Crystalline Entity. Later they deal with the aftermath of being in a space earthquake.

This week, we discuss the classic TNG episode everyone's been waiting for, the one where Picard has to learn to talk to an alien in memes. Later, Bajorans appear in the Star Trek universe in a proto-DS9 episode.

We've finally arrived at the end of season 4 and we're here to give you our favorites and worsts. Then we delve into the exciting world of Klingon politics as the Klingon Empire heads into a civil war, with some visits from surprising Romulans.

This week, Geordi gets a little brainwashed by some Romulans hoping to tear apart the alliance between the Federation and the Klingon empire. Later, Data tries the domestic life with a girlfriend but instead just transports us all back to season 1.

Wow! Two episodes in one! This week, we talk about how much of a queen Lwaxana Troi is as she struggles with the concept of senicide, and later, Dr. Crusher falls in love with a Trill and ends up having sex with Riker.

We are BACK and we talk about going to Combo Breaker 2023, and then Picard gives a moralizing speech and everybody claps.