Barnhardt Podcast Episode #261: I Beg Your Parton?

Despite the title, this episode mostly contains the Tombstone Four’s 9/11 stories as we observe the 25th anniversary. Then we wallow momentarily in the whole Taylor Marshall “maybe I’m a priest I dunno who cares tee hee” fiasco, and finally a well-cited discussion of the moral liceity of ridiculing actual, valid popes - not that we’ve had one since Pope Benedict died. As for Antipopes Bergoglio and PERVost… ridicule of apostate arch-heretic Antipopes is a moral duty.   https://youtube.com/shorts/SgNaAZATwv4?si=-rHBrCD06NPIebn3 https://nonvenipacem.org/2026/09/10/10-september-2016-bergoglio-confirms-himself-to-be-an-antipope/ https://nonvenipacem.org/2026/09/06/9-11-in-ten-minutes-to-share-with-those-who-hadnt-been-born-yet-2/ https://www.barnhardt.biz/2026/09/11/the-lesson-after-25-years-is-that-the-preferred-tactical-strategy-of-the-luciferians-running-the-world-is-the-green-flag-attack/ https://www.edmundmazza.com/2026/09/10/secrets-signs/ https://www.edmundmazza.com/2026/09/10/disparate-housewives/ https://www.edmundmazza.com/2026/09/10/renaissance-reformation-counter-reformation/https://www.amazon.com/Saints-Antipopes-Church-Convicted-Evicted/dp/B0GP7CGFVH/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=2H234QRHY4COE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.dQIXAuh0wggDj-F-qyYzNtdtOF9sg95kbu9tJCoAeLuCws-pO9hCHJSpAkT_3a7l3fcOIlDvJhuSpjcuS0YKZ8x5WbfaGu7ikdFqOMZy9ByJDyC9c-7jdFGjE2wQzTUl7I3kcGyPURww06TxlpquHw.eNpnPQdKyONkzecNQW-H-d7ExdO3QzSYzhFVXFCEHhw&dib_tag=se&keywords=edmund+mazza&qid=1789504974&sprefix=edmund+mazza%2Caps%2C1047&sr=8-1 https://rorate-caeli.blogspot.com/2026/09/from-dantes-inferno-to-erasmuss-in.html?m=1 https://youtu.be/MdSJFrhb-HM?si=V4nB-kahOJzPUx4U https://youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0?si=DmOHikSQFw91mSkz https://youtu.be/wjKQQpPVifY  

In this episode, the Tombstone Four discuss where they were when Princess Diana died 29 years ago. We then discuss some interesting do’s and don’ts when making a Sacramental Communion in the Traditional Roman Rite. https://nonvenipacem.org/2026/08/30/queen-victorias-prophecy-on-womens-rights/ https://www.industriousfamily.com/end-of-the-santa-fe-trail.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZpIE5r8FI https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hrpao/the-80s-a-motion-picture-special-the-distribution-campaign?ref=ksr_email_backer_backer_confirmation https://www.barnhardt.biz/2026/09/03/lil-joey-tailor-our-father-in-god/  

The Tombstone Four reunite for a wide-ranging episode from a blunt discussion of the death of the pride of Pigeon Forge, the fake measles psyop, and the first installment of “Do’s and Don’ts at the Latin Mass.” Sit? Stand? Kneel? The answer might surprise you. And remember to respect the authority of the six year old boy serving the Mass. https://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA https://youtu.be/R8BmMG-SE_o  

Art, Mark and Ann welcome Nurse Claire to this episode in which we discuss Marla Maples’ dropping the matzah ball that Trump is a literal Zohar-carrying Kabbalah-Chabad Jew cultist. We take a deep dive into the evolution of this satanic cult over the centuries, and its current tyrannical power over the post-Christian West. For the record: Ann is very happy, very healthy, not suicidal, and doesn’t take drugs. Nurse Claire is very happy, very healthy, not suicidal, and doesn’t take drugs. Mark is very happy, very healthy, not suicidal, and doesn’t take drugs. Art Decco is very happy, very healthy, not suicidal, and doesn’t take drugs. https://www.barnhardt.biz/2026/08/18/welp-this-explains-much-trump-is-an-actual-kabbalah-chabad-cult-member-for-those-of-you-in-rio-linda-hes-a-jew/ https://christtheking.info/catholic-resources-on-adversus-judaeos/nostra-aetate-on-the-jews-origins-actors-and-tradition/ https://youtu.be/mkkM14vGaQY?is=fXxjH2LirRujlqmW https://christtheking.info/ https://www.gloria.tv/post/ASYVgUzAyKjm3eWfpguMGCeiU https://www.signofthecrossmedia.com/news/vatican-official-performs-pachamama-ritual-ahead-of-pope-leos-peru-visit/?utm_source=SOCIAL https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/comcast-turns-millions-routers-motion-sensors-same-wifi-signals-can-id-you-995-accuracy https://tanbooks.com/products/books/douay-rheims/douay-rheims-bible-black-leather/ https://angeluspress.org/products/haydock  

It all happened so fast. One minute the Tombstone Four were calmly discussing the heresy of Gallacanism and the truth of Ultramontanism, and the next thing we knew we were litigating the ending of Pretty in Pink while Sonny Crockett (not Corleone) pushed up the sleeves of his linen suit and drove away in his white Testarossa. https://share.google/58PXN5QtvuHu36cZH https://share.google/LA6IlB0pAYU8bjfP9 https://share.google/reiKONcEHeDoktM3Z https://share.google/aychXwjyWBKJFrR7J https://youtu.be/KxLd_Q5rmWo https://youtu.be/9wtwSFTY6IM https://youtu.be/yQA7NN9vptU https://youtu.be/6hy4JPyGvno  

In this episode, the Tombstone Four discuss uber-pervert and bloodthirsty warmonger being dispatched to his Particular Judgment. It’s weird to think that it was Miss Lindsey’s groveling advocacy of arresting people who insulted the musloid political system that radically changed Ann’s life to the continuously unfolding miracle that it is today. We also discuss Trump’s Joo alien whisperer who openly states his belief that “the messiah (sic) will be a space alien.” We conclude with repetitive, yet necessary, reminders that no one is excommunicated from the Catholic Church due to the episcopal consecrations in Econe on July 1st. It would do EVERYONE well to pray for the renewal, reactivation and amplification of the gifts and graces that come from the Sacrament of Confirmation. And if you aren’t Confirmed in the Catholic Church, get about it. It’s never too late. There are four new bishops available to impart the sacrament, one of whom is ‘Murican!   https://www.barnhardt.biz/2026/07/10/prayer-to-activate-reactivate-your-confirmation/ https://nonvenipacem.org/2019/09/12/holy-mary-mother-of-god-those-are-the-graces-for-which-people-forget-to-ask/ https://larrycjohnson.substack.com/p/the-lindsey-graham-timeline-does https://x.com/seosquinn/status/2076303624825622636?s=46&t=QVRahZjR0Wj-QYIIJUNMOA https://youtu.be/Qeyrp-V3Jvc https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/01/trump-alien-hunter-avi-loeb https://nonvenipacem.org/2026/07/02/what-does-canon-law-have-to-say-about-unjust-excommunications/ https://share.google/ypy9QF6L0oJXG7rKj https://share.google/iERfuIcc2UIUmqII9 https://share.google/rRlwhxp24521i7F1b https://share.google/wYwqF5Q6VHlg3nbcO https://youtu.be/g64oLPGT7_M?is=IfKfqxFcG9E_ITfK https://youtu.be/d4Mh1GAZnM4 https://x.com/edwardpentin/status/2077489570065899776?s=46&t=QVRahZjR0Wj-QYIIJUNMOA https://youtube.com/shorts/JPnVhz_RZeQ?is=mQJdA-ntgt6PZiu4    

In this must-listen episode, the Tombstone Four reunite and bring the big guns and drop citation after citation proving that no matter how you cut it, ain’t nobody excommunicated from the Catholic Church as a result of Wednesday’s solemn and virile Episcopal Consecration in Econe. It just goes to show you, sometimes being fake-excommunicated can be a real cool hand. (No hard boiled eggs were harmed in the recording of this podcast.) https://share.google/6HFk6DXo4H1uoyeSU https://share.google/x9Gp5EhG6Qop9GhM0 https://nonvenipacem.org/2026/07/02/what-does-canon-law-have-to-say-about-unjust-excommunications/ https://mundabor.wordpress.com/2026/07/02/queer-heretical-and-dumb-faggochurch-sabotages-its-own-sabotage/ https://infovaticana.com/en/2026/07/02/the-formula-used-by-tucho-to-excommunicate-priests-and-laypeople-lacks-penal-effectiveness/ https://share.google/x6CPBZLXsPB9FMPpT https://share.google/FBRNVVT6hOObjITuy https://share.google/TEBCNk3DhAkaxa9Xw https://share.google/1QvIlBNi4vMdxcTju https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDYyg0QskRo&pp=ygUOUmVhbCBjb29sIGhhbmQ%3D&ra=m          

In this episode, the Tombstone Four, unbothered, moisturized, happy, in their lanes, focused, and flourishing, discuss Steven Spielberg’s failed attempt to destroy Christianity with his latest space alien flop (word is that it’s ‘Crystal Skull’ bad). Next we answer a listener question, “Where should I tell friends that want to convert to Catholicism to go?” Yes, there are totally people out there who realize that it is exactly the Church satan has worked so hard to attack and infiltrate that is the One True Church founded by Christ as His Mystical Body and Bride. We then discuss the danger of cultic activity, citing Exidor, Re-Run, and Ann accidentally lets slip that the only reason she recruited Dr. Mazza into the Tombstone Four is because he fit the Johnny Bravo suit. https://www.surrendernovena.com/novena https://nonvenipacem.org/2026/06/21/robert-prevost-is-not-just-an-antipope-he-is-a-type-of-antichrist-preaching-an-antigospel-leading-souls-to-hell/ https://www.edmundmazza.com/2026/05/28/aliens-angels-ai/ https://share.google/7SSUBRhhTgp4ygiG1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgoscpHvtQY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0O7htEkmzM&list=RDu0O7htEkmzM&start_radio=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-vW5yuF7c&list=RDj1-vW5yuF7c&start_radio=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1GrLZM6-KQ&list=RDW1GrLZM6-KQ&start_radio=1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DSlSaGcc0QM&ra=m https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BxDCYl2NuA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaWM_mrMFQ4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBMWd49rtu8&t=146s  

In this episode the Tombstone Four meet up at the Oriental for a discussion of feedback from SSPXers about the upcoming episcopal consecrations, the fact that even SSPXers are confused and misguided by the SSPX continuing to refer to Antipope “FtR” PERVost as “the Holy Father”, leaving some STILL wondering if they will actually be excommunicated (no!!!) and where they should go to Mass, if at all. Short answer: continue going to the SSPX if that’s where you go, just show up earlier to ensure a parking spot and seating! We then critique the extremely tone-deaf idea of using QR code bracelets for cashless transactions with concession vendors at the Econe consecrations in July. NOT cool, SSPX. We conclude with a discussion of the idea of printing higher denomination cash bills, and who should be on them. JFK? Reagan? Lassie? Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island? Call me when the Sacred Heart and the Immaculate Heart appear on every bill. Maybe someday…. https://share.google/FsOo70ANv8cigqL1S https://share.google/cQLbfnFAOm68bD0JQ https://share.google/sZNKuJ3I761edT6zi https://share.google/KB8ZcoaGOB3ObiGx7 https://econe2026.ch/ https://youtube.com/watch?v=KJwFHrZbyAs&si=642fF7c8gZTaPIl5 https://youtu.be/Sm-zWDaoCtI https://youtu.be/DbsMZecRgbI https://youtu.be/400ZtCfpUV8 https://youtube.com/shorts/VmYOSCIM8lA?si=OJjEWLOly4PCS2c3    

n this episode, the Tombstone Four commemorate the ten year anniversary of Archbishop Georg Ganswein's watershed speech at the Gregorianum in Rome detailing the substantially erroneous failed attempt by Pope Benedict to "fundamentally transform the papacy" into a "collegial, synodal, shared ministry" with an "active" member and a "contemplative" member. We shoot down the notion that this was all a 5-D chess maneuver by Pope Benedict, citing the fact that he sat and watched as the Bride of Christ was proverbially gang-ra**d daily before his eyes, and then left no Dead Man's Switch revealing his "Coded Maneuver". He left no Dead Man's Switch because he tried to quit, pure and simple. But he failed, and remained the one and only living Pope until the day he died. And now, here we sit with our second consecutive Antipope, while Trad Inc helpfully explains that Our Mother the Church was always a whore, and that's not ra*e, it's a totally consensual violent orgy, so just ZIP IT. Nah. I don't think so. We know our Mother, and she’s the Spotless Bride of the of the Spotless Lamb. We're going to fight for her. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ulxAxebDIA&pp=ygUaYmlsbCBtYWhlciByZWdpbmFsZCBmb3N0ZXI%3D&ra=m https://www.americamagazine.org/vatican-dispatch/2026/04/23/pope-leo-plane-same-sex-blessings-migration/ https://sspx-declaration.netlify.app/ https://www.barnhardt.biz/2026/05/20/speech-edited-and-approved-by-pope-benedict-and-delivered-by-his-personal-secretary-archbishop-georg-ganswein-on-may-20-arsh-2016-the-full-text-just-read-it/ https://www.edmundmazza.com/ https://youtu.be/OR59jKFqedc?si=4_DMg5pc7GGPABBs https://share.google/S4ntrNGHw52nYhfs8 https://share.google/UiPeDpdKtrA6Hp7gn https://share.google/DBRNyqJJNiwl5KemE https://share.google/rSTkvYmKgcAUemJxw https://www.amazon.com/Saints-Antipopes-Church-Convicted-Evicted/dp/B0GP7CGFVH/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=3SQGJAEJN72BX&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.xHgvO1Zy3Aeg6oqv0ljSKGLI4j8V6IRWF6_NvgPShsDoB_m9LN4SqNvr51wW4bA0KJaIz8TpRrIKS0sm1_8xRAOAZvBuv19YDjFgZM4MPnxrCewm-Sc3g25ZA4btPUd25j-B_ac5e8_rsIpCummMqQ.5zbYZT7YIaRIpuPUrfDD0VNcQsM4koK4UtahgSJpqmM&dib_tag=se&keywords=edmund+mazza&qid=1779332563&sprefix=edmund+ma%2Caps%2C270&sr=8-1 https://share.google/Otlflx9CWvCpJNQZQ