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Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?

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We talk animal shelters, flat tyres and delivery estimate etiquette. Josh clumisly wades into dog eugenics while Christian can't stop talking about sexy dogs.


We also go deep on dip. Should the foil stay or go once the seal has been broken? We just can't decide, what do you rekon? We also discover that Dion has shocking sour cream application technique.


With very special guests 'Wheel of Fortune Cookie' and 'Really Good'.


Josh's 'Game Boys' Melbourne Fringe show 'Hey Hey It's Lockdown' is on 8pm Friday 8th and 15th.

Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.




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