Hold Your Pale Horses

North Korea sends shit balloons just in time for Gemini season. You know, the sign of neighbors and siblings.We have a year long phase of Jupiter in Gemini. What’s the problem? Jeana is our first witness. But how can we use this for good.Robert DeNiro…. Needs to go on a silent retreat, forever. Remington has had enough of bloated, old Hollywood telling everyone how to think.Fasting for the environment and poverty.And so much more.JOIN THE INNER ORDER ON PATREONSign up for the Free Summer Solstice Workshop Here

Three horses of the apocalypse are on the looseJeana fact checks the viral images of King Charles' portrait. Is it true that there is a demon hiding inside?Strange entities causing tech glitches.Sagittarius - bat shit crazy or wise humanitarians?The prosperity of Saturn vs. Jupiter and off-roading.Remington’s new suit goals and Jeana’s dress dilemma.How did Jeana manifest a free car? Remington doesn’t offer a choice.--NOTE FROM JEANA: Ever since I dabbled in photoshopping the picture of the King, the internet and this APP have been super glitchy, So I am not putting it here but if you google search the mirrored image, it is correct.  Sign up for Patreon here. 

Remington is joined by friend and life coach, T.C. Conroy. They discuss the number 1 thing that holds people back, living in Los Angeles, Kundalini Yoga,  how to work with the universe, movements of oppression, personal empowerment, and the potential of the human as a creator.Work with T.C. ConroyT.C. Conroy, a seasoned Life Coach specializing in guiding the creative professional community, brings a wealth of experience from her vibrant tenure in the music industry, collaborating with iconic recording artists. She's your compass for recalibrating life and achieving your aspirations.Lauded in publications like New York Times, W Magazine and WWD, T.C.'s unconventional approach garners attention. As W Magazine aptly put it, "The flat ironed hair and platinum studded tooth don’t exactly say clinical guru… but that is precisely why Tinseltown execs seek out Conroy to overhaul their already successful lives."T.C. Conroy’s West Coast Coaching offers a comprehensive array of services, including group workshops like "Camp Courage," personalized one-on-one sessions, business coaching, and tailored support for creative teams. Life Coaching is about sculpting a fresh perspective on your life, leveraging creative inspiration, and dismantling barriers obstructing your path. Unlike therapy, it doesn't dwell on past wounds; instead, it's a forward-focused journey of self-realization and personal growth, often complementing therapeutic endeavors.

Jeana regresses and reads a note from high school. Hint, It’s totally sick. When did she become cool? Learn the 72 hour rule vs. subconscious sabotage. Books that changed Remington’s and Jeana’s lives. Radical self acceptance and the numerology of 4. Muted Group Theory and Lady Gaga’s disco stick. Remington gets into the divine synchronicity of the Machiavellian lifestyle and why living outside the box is totally gangster. SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.Follow Remington @themysticalartsFollow Jeana @jeana__donovan

Remington shares his encounter with an apple loving earth spirit. Jeana and Isaiah make an offering to the land.Finally having time to watch a movie, hear their thoughts on Oppenheimer. Good or bad? Was it the pre-curser to RussiaGate?Big Ben strikes 9:11, did this unleash 2 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse?Did you know the father of “The God Particle” died on the eclipse?Advanced scientests are mystics.Remington goes off on Republicans, Democrats, the FBI and more. Thank you FISA act.“HOW GULLIBLE ARE YOU?” apparently Jeana and Remington are gullible enough to read the most ridiclous New Yorker article about misinformation. Here’s their hot take.Remington explains why your brain is raven food as well as deeper teachings on blind faith, religion and Magick. UPGRADE TO THE INNER ORDER ON PATREON FOR "MANIFESTING MAY" MONTH AND SO MUCH MORE!

Remington and Jeana share their experience in the line of totality. Did they survive? Was this eclipse the apocalypse? Remington certainly hopes so.X is the Axe body spray of social media. Anyone have crossword brain?Jeana talks fashion and Remington calls Rick Owens a catering uniform. Nothing works & the great eclipse samosa snafu.Why Pluto in Sagittarius is the worst.Remington stopped listening to NPR in 2020. And why the rest of America has abandoned it too.Is Remington an activist?How Crossfit is the same as astrology. Remington and Jeana hand out the “Threat to Democracy” awards.We want to know, should we organize a retreat in Luxor Egypt for the 2027 Eclipse? WATCH NOW: Pluto WorkshopPLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGE Email us at [email protected] if you are interested in a retreat during the eclipse in Egypt 2027.  

Celebrating the 100th episode!!! Remington and Jeana discuss the synchronicities and coincidences surrounding the upcoming solar eclipse, The Book of the Law & Aleister Crowley, NASA launching Apophis rockets, and this Free Press article on euthanasia.PLUS Teachings on the Tree of Life, Pillars of Mercy and Severity, 90s model posture, heart blossom tea, Remington beating the number 333, the color brown, Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla, American Fiction and more. Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGEFollow Remington @themysticalartsFollow Jeana @jeana__donovan

Remington and Jeana discuss the eclipsing of P. Diddy, the Royal Family, Russia and Baltimore. Is the bridge collapse a sign of things to come?As it turns out professional theater artists will save the planet. Get Remington’s hot take on the importance of actors.Thanks to Millennial refinment culture we have nothing but sad beige babies.Jeana wants a psyop button. Remington gets into the teachings of authenticity, householders Magick and starting where you’re at.According to MSNBC if you wear Carhartt and milk cows you’re a racist conspiracy theorist. This network is ACTUAL hatespeech and Remington and Jeana are now raging.Hear our review on the flagship Carhartt store in SOHO (apparently a zenophobic, Qanon hotbed). Should Remington buy the denim jacket or not?Did you know Mercury is a coldhearted planet?And so much more. Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGEFollow Remington @themysticalartsFollow Jeana @jeana__donovan

Jeana and Remington disagree about the equinox. Who is correct?Remington just finished a 7-day water fast. Did he defend his honor and fend off The Devil? Listen to his review on biblical fasting and talking to angels.The TikTok ban and the dark side of Pluto in Aquarius.Movies are just too damn long. Remington’s take on Napoleon and Killers of the Flower Moon. Ridley Scott and Martin Scorsese, please retire.Jeana considers a vow of silence while Remington breaks down silence as one of the most significant teachings in Magick. Shut up or put up.Should we hire Kate Middleton to do freelance graphic design and Photoshop?Fake trad wives in Jeana’s algorithm. By the way, homesteading looks like a pain in the ass.It’s almost time to celebrate Jeana’s birthday eclipse.Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGE

Remington and Jeana just made it back from NYC. Remington gives Jeana and their son Isaiah a tour of his childhood in Brooklyn. From his great-grandmother’s home to the bagels, and watching cars burn under a bridge for mafia insurance scams.Was the Oculus Center built by malevolent alien timeline invaders or good ‘ol America F-YEAH capitalists looking to make a quick buck off of 911? But what about building 7?Remington thinks there’s only one happy person in NYC and it’s a poet.Google’s Gemini and the dark side of Mercury. Will we ever trade in Plutocracy for Democracy? Why it doesn’t pay to be an ideologue. Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.