The Movie Bluffs

When an Olympic skating disaster goes the wrong way, a desperate little daddy goes to great lengths to save his daughter. Or maybe he just wants to get an Olympic medal, it's hard to say really. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

In today’s episode, The Bluffs go on back to the roaring ‘20s with a spindly young lad just looking for a smooch! Will he find one? Find out now in our take of “The Great Gatsby”, the best book adaptation ever forgotten! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

In this episode, we find out the disastrous history of the Oakland Athletics, as their name gets besmirched and driven into the ground by one man who will fight and kill his way to the top. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

This week, the boys are seeing just how far one man will go to get some revenge for a road rage incident. I’ve heard of drug induced music based sleeper cell style plots before, but this is ridiculous!
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The Bluffs are shufflin' to their core tonight as they figure out what the heck is driing the world so crazy in this movie that is (technically) starring John Cusack. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

[Reupload due to multiple tracks playing through the beginning. Editor was promptly terminated.] What could go wrong with America's most beloved past time, the daily commute? A lot, apparently. From insurance scams to figuring out how to put his kid through college, Liam Neeson has a big week ahead of him. This week, The Bluffs tackle their hardest challenge yet: keeping a consistent Irish accent. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

Woah! What happened? I could have sworn it was just yesterday that our last episode went up...but we must have got caught up in some kind of quantum tornado time machine or something! Anyhoo, the boys brought an honorary Bluff onto the show this time, and we think you're really gonna like him. His name is Joshua James Jackson, and he makes some killer music. Go check out his album "Living The Dream", and listen to it front to back. It's funny too, but more so like "haha this is a great album" kind of funny. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

The Bluffs are watching a movie called Top Gun this episode. I don't think anyone's heard of it, and I don't think anyone will hear of it again. It's a real spiral down the thought of what movies can be green-lit, and I don't think anyone left the set with a job. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Listeners, I think we can all agree on one thing in this God-forsaken life: parents stink! Thankfully, the Bluffs are here to help you work out all that angst through  a story of taking back power from those that gave you life to begin with, with a little help from some automatons that took the concept of "skin-walker" a little too seriously. I've heard of a bris, but this is ridiculous! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Happy BOO year everyone! Oops, did I scare you? The Bluffs have a bat-tacular episode this week. It's the instant cult classic of 2022, the belle of the ball: Morbius. Jared Let-us in on his little world, his Jared Little world, and we're here to stay! Morbius every episode, baby! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs