The Brandon Jamel Show

 Everyones gooped and gagged about fast food CEOs taking big bites of their burgers after the McDonalds CEO took a small bite of his. Explaining the A&W Canada Burger Family and contextualizing the Teen Burger / the “iconic teen sauce”. Furthermore Heinz made a Coca Cola Freestyle type beat machine but it’s a sauce computer. Burgers and sauce talk exclusively on this one.Video hitting patreon soon! patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

*UNLOCKED FROM PATREON*The culture war plays out via 2 halftime shows and every Super Bowl ad is for gambling, AI, and weight loss drugs. We’re back in the Bad Ladder Studios in Hollywood, California and the docket is thick. BJS spending freeze is over. God bless.Join the Patreon to hear our new eps while they're still fresh!patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

Live via satellite, we caught up on the Clipse concert in Fairfax Virginia and Brandon letting his nuts hang enough there for Jamel to get multiple DMs about it, Chance the Rapper having motion again and being outside at the same time as Brandon, DC being under marshall law because Big Balls from DOGE got jumped (we posit that perhaps this is something of a "white Jussie" perhaps), Elon needing to get humbled by teenage girls in pajama pants, Chris Pratt on Club Random, amongst other things we've missed in the time away. It's been a spiritually rejuvenating trip back east and this is a real spirit bomb rip-roaring crack up catch up awesome episode oyaaa wooooooHear and See it all at patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

The formerly 0% (now 4%!) on Rotten Tomatoes movie starring Ice Cube. We watched it and unpack a new entry for worst movie of all time. Please hop on the Patreon where we promise to keep you fed. Freeloaders, enjoy this taste. https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshowCome see me in Brooklyn THIS Friday at the Bell House. Special guests include Joe Pera and Heems and maybe a surprise or two. Gonna be a hot one oyaaaa - Brandon https://www.thebellhouseny.com/shows

The very legendary wise comedy sage Larry Charles (Seinfeld, Curb, director of Borat 1, etc) joins us via BJS radio satellite to talk about his decades spanning career with candor only afforded to a made man. Truly goated individual. His new memoir “Comedy Samurai” is now available at bookstores and in audiobook form. If you live in LA, come to the Comedy Store Belly Room THIS FRIDAY for a Brandon Wardell and Friends featuring the likes of Dax Flame, Andrea Jin, Liam Callaugh, and Haley Stiel. Next month on Friday August 15, Brandon will be returning to The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY. https://punchup.live/brandonwardellFurthermore, join the patreon for bonus episodes every week including weeks where we skip main. We’ve been cooking with gas back there. If you’re not behind the paywall, youre getting less than half the story. And you get the satisfaction of supporting our small independent business https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

New Justin Bieber, new Clipse, Ian XXL freestyle discussion, realizing you can appreciate the merits of semen retention and still have leftist values, and talking about staying on your family plan into your 30’s. Personally Im a family man Im on the family plan. If I was a millionaire I’d still stay on there. Jamel differs. Sound off in the comments below re: cell phone family plan stuff and/or not jacking off. Beat 'Em Off Wednesdays is cancelled.Join the patreon for the full ep please! patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

For the full episode, hop on the patreon. Lets get it up to 10k+ so we’re not in debt paying for some damn reels and studio rentals. Please.It’s cousin summer. Johnny is here for the annual BJS 4th of July special and he ate 9 hot dogs for the culture. Broke out a bottle of vino and got loose.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

Elon apologized less than a week after the bomb drop, we reviewed Tha Carter VI at length, discovered Lin Manuel Miranda produced a song on it, and talked about the Rihanna smurf song. Here and see the full show here patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

*PATREON PREVIEW EDITION*Brandon here. This was unfortunately recorded a day before the Elon twitter beef. We recorded it yesterday before the bomb was dropped. I explained And Just Like That / Sex and the City lore to Jamel for Pride Month and explained who Che Diaz is before pivoting to more recent lore. We got into the Elon firing, potential Trump Diddy pardon, and the married in a year in the suburbs discourse as well hear and see the full episode right here: patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshowCome see me Jamel and John this Sunday in IrvineBuy Tickets Here!

The legendary Brent Weinbach joins us fresh off the release of his new standup special “Brent Weinbach: Popular Culture” and we mostly talked about Michael Jackson and karate class.Check out Brent’s special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Come see Brandon in Irvine, CA at the Irvine Improv in the Irvine Spectrum Center on Sunday June 8: https://improv.com/irvine/comic/brandon+wardell/Join the Patreon for our Yeah But Still reunion with Jack Wagner & Johnny Wardell, our DiddyWatch special, Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings audiobook trilogy, and weekly spicy bonus episodes: patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow