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The New Jersey transit strike causes Jay to be late again for the show and he enters while DJ Lou was trying to hook Jacob up with a date. It's up for debate whether Jacob was rejecting the girl or was the rejected. | Bob gives an impassioned speech about healthcare in America. | Bobby asks everyone in the room if they believe in God and everyone has their own relationship with their higher power except for Jay. Bob tries to make Jay pray from the heart and he has trouble, so he quotes lyrics from Nu Metal bands. They research Dante's Inferno which is the nine circles of hell representing different sins and their escalating punishments. For tour dates go to Bigjaycomedy.com & Robertkellylive.com. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Angelique "Frenchy" Morgan is a French pornographic actress and reality television star. She is best known for her appearances on the VH1 series Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, Charm School, and I Love Money. She's in NYC for a sex chat show and stopped by the Bonfire to meet the guys. Frenchy shares her love for President Trump and has been to Mar-a-Largo many times. She also loves Korean men, especially the K-pop band BTS. Frenchy offers her services to all the men in the room, but Bobby seems the most receptive. Frenchy Morgan will be appearing at The Cutting Room NYC on Tuesday May 27th for "An Evening of Sexperts Speaking About The Joy of Toys" hosted by Addis Fouche. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Bonfire favorites Greg Stone and Anthony Devito have a new podcast together and hang out for the whole show. Bobby insists that Michael Jackson's real voice was deep and menacing. | Greg loves his wife immensely but is having marital troubles in the bedroom. He asks for a free pass to cheat but his wife would only agree if it was with another man. Greg has his eye on a waiter named Garold and Bob gives advice on how to make this liaison happen. They role play a scenario with Bobby playing the part of Greg. | Jay wants to have the terms in writing if he is ever going to have sex with Christine again. "Welcome To Talk Town" with Greg Stone, Anthony Devito, and Alison Leiby is available everywhere you get podcasts. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Bob is upset that Jay doesn't know any names of his brothers and sisters, so Jay tries to guess what they are. | The P Diddy trial is in full force and the guys have questions: Was Cassie into kinky sex or a victim? Why was Jay Z hanging out with young children and hugging Diddy? Would you let a famous person watch your child? | Black Lou gets mistakenly identified as a vile criminal when he visits Philadelphia. | Jacob has a hypothetical chance to get tall and cure children of cancer. | Jay gets his nails done yet again and Mike Finoia murders a large snake. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jay plays a public domain song to open the show which triggers Jacob to wax about the nerdy books he's been reading. He admits his crush on the actress who played Supergirl on TV. "The Fappening" gets brought up and Jay reanalyzes certain private pics from it. | Bobby fills his addiction holes with designer bags instead of sex, drugs, and booze. He's a junkie for both designer and functional apparel and tries to explain his need to the group. Bob calls his wife Dawn to get permission if he can buy a very expensive bag or cheat on her. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

America's favorite amigo Mike Finoia returns with a story of a gigantic serpent that chose to make a home in his backyard shed. Mike was on the phone with Jay when he first discovered this 10-foot reptile and Jay recorded the call. Jay plays the recorded call into the microphone so the listeners can hear the terror in Mike's every move. | Jay discovers that men lose their eyebrows as they grow older and compares young photos to Bobby now. Jay has fantastic eyebrows but cannot properly use his bidet and Jacob reprimands him for it. | Jay plays public domain music instead of copywritten songs because he claims the suits are cracking down on the Bonfire. Mike Finoia will be performing at Governor's @ McGuire's Comedy Club all weekend in Bohemia, New York. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Comic Greg Warren joins the hang as Jay and Bobby argue about ghetto pizza and the best time-travel superpower to have. Also a friend of Nate Bargatze, Bob encourages Greg to ask him for a house. Greg tells the guys what an accomplished and talented magician Nate's father is. Bob once battle rapped his way out of a fight and displays his skills for Greg. Greg Warren will premiere his new special "The Champ" on the Nateland Entertainment YouTube Channel Friday, May 16th at 9am CST. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This may be Tim Butterly's final appearance on the Bonfire for a while because he's moving to Austin. Jacob is sad about this, so to make him feel better, they perform a new episode of the hit sitcom "Jacob Loves Guys." Jay and Christine saw Kendrick Lamar in concert and Jay gives a full review. They are going to a Marylin Manson show tonight and a person claiming to be him calls Bobby's cell. More than a few wrestlers who appear on "Legion Of Skanks" wind up dead shortly after. The great Sabu guested on Jay's other show last Monday and was found diseased the next day. A large bronze statue of an everyday black woman was erected in Times Square and she seems pissed off. On May 22nd Tim Butterly will perform a "Going Away" show at SoulJoel's in Pottstown PA. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The great Robert Kelly developed a new game show tentatively called "Race Face." Each contestant must guess what a singer looks like without seeing them, just by hearing them croon on Instagram. They get four guesses in the categories of race, body type, personal style, and a random adjective. So after hearing one song, Big Jay guessed that the singer was white, stumpy, overly made -up, and bland. Now that you know the rules, play along with the gang! Comic Cort McCown is in town from Nashville and eager to win this dope game show. Find out who can feel a faceless voice and conjure up a visual correctly. Cort McCown is performing all over Texas next weekend. For his dates go to cortmccown.com/tour. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The lead singer of Barenaked Ladies approaches Bobby before the show to let him know that he's a fan. Jay makes everyone sing their hit "One Week" but only thirty seconds at a time because of new broadcast rules about playing music. Jacob brags about his radio instincts and Jay puts those instincts to the test so he doesn't get jammed up with lawsuits. Ian Fidance has a problem taking off all his jewelry before sex. Jay insists that the whole Bonfire crew take part in a "Buttplug Challenge." You can imagine the logistics of that. Ian Fidance with be performing at Punch Line Philly May 16th & 17th! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.