Fat Smarts

Jay is incensed that no one will sympathize with him over his team's NBA playoff loss. Comic Brian Scolaro is back with a new special and a sexy story about Pam Anderson. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Jay and Bobby are both house hunting and Bobby's potential home seems more appealing. Jay considers stealing Bob's house out from under him.

Jerrod Carmichael sucks a man's toes on his reality show and Jay thinks the black community is treating him unfairly for it. Andy Fiori defends his lifestyle music and Christine admires her dog's Instagram page.

The Great Dave Attell and hilarious Ian Fidance are both promoting their new specials. Ian has a Ghostbusters intro for his special and Dave works with recorders and seals. They tell New York fight stories and learn about conjoined twins.

Jim Breuer tells a Dave Chappelle story on a podcast and the guys try to decipher if The Illuminati captured Dave or aliens. Also, Christine is a genius cook of one thing. Find out what that could be!

Bobby needs a new vice and the group has many suggestions, including hunting wild boars.

Comedy legend Conan O'Brien is in the building to promote his SXM channel and new TV show. Bobby connects with him over growing up in Boston. When his segment is over, Christine explains what a diva cup is used for.

Ari Shaffir discovers a litigious comedian and Jay reads reviews of a dicey Florida buffet.

Living in Alaska, Comic Jamie Lissow faces challenges like freezing temperatures and no women.