Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!

Elliott & Micah talk about Grey Dog and how the author accidentally wrote one of the best horror novels of 2024.

After a brief 16-year hiatus, Jason Voorhees is back. The Slasher Bros. get into Sweet Revenge, the new F13 short, and reminisce about their childhoods summering at Camp Crystal Lake .

Incestuous aunties, homophobic cops, milk lickers, and a golden box of secrets. The Slasher Bros. do 1981's Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker.

We've been pretty busy in Slasherville, but we're still here doing what we do, and this week we sitting down with special guest producer and writer Noa Durban to discuss Dream Warriors, Silent Hill and the Butthole Surfers.

Don't even think about burning this guy's house down and killing his family to build your mall. We won't spoil it for you, but "someone" will get his revenge if you do.

Unfortunately, you've probably never seen this movie, so there's no chance you'll have a clue what we're talking about in this episode. It's called Scream, and it came out in 1996 or something. You may recognize the guest we talk about it with, though. Alexander Taylor is the music composer for films like Scream Queen: My Nightmare on Elm Street (2019), Arkansas (2020) and The Spider (2024). So, we couldn't think of a better person to talk to about how even an obscure movie like the one we have for you here can be lifted up to a place of pride with just a little help from music.

Grab your crucifixes...or crucifixi and vomit pea soup out your B-holes because Alex and Micah are back from break with the little known 1973 possession horror flick, "The Exorcist." The Slasher Brothers are joined by very special guest, drag queen superstar SHE...with special commentary by mystery guest voice, Dr. Scott! Is "The Exorcist" of them things you should watch alone in the darks or is it just an overrated piece of garbage that makes you type crappy sentences into the episode details section? Only time and this episode will tell.

During a segment break, paranormal investigator Hannah played some audio for us. It wasn't creepy then...but it is creepy now. Look for yourself.

In this bone-tickling episode, the Slasher Brothers are joined by special guest, paranormal investigator Hannah, to take on 2020's nail biter "Host." It's a roller-coaster of laughs and screams as Alex and Micah dissect every spooky scene and share their gut-busting commentary. With their unique blend of humor and horror expertise, they'll have you cackling in terror! (This is so written by AI) But that's not all! (Totally AI) The episode also features a thrilling final girl competition where the bravest soul emerges victorious. Who will survive the gory showdown and claim the coveted title? Tune in to find out! (Just write your own stuff already)

Your neighbors disappear, the new neighbors dig in their backyard at night in the pouring rain, every now and then strange sounds and lights come from their basement and they drive their garbage down to the edge of the driveway and beat the hell out of it with a stick. For most of us in Slasherville, that sounds like a pretty dope vacation. Ray Peterson is not from Slasherville. He lives in Iowa or Illinois or something. Anyway, the Slasher Brothers determine whether the classic that is "The Burbs" falls within the horrorverse or maybe Iowa or Illinois or something.