Not-Stalgia

Fleshed-colored Tweety is unsettling. We watched: A Tale of Two Kitties (1942), Life with Feathers (1945), Tweetie Pie (1947), Canned Feud (1951), Birds Anonymous (1957), Canary Row (1950)

Jason takes Manhattan? More like Jason takes almost the whole movie to get to Manhattan! We watched: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986), Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988), Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993), Jason X (2002)

Why do they keep re-opening Camp Crystal Lake? We watched: Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III (1982), Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

This went over about as well as you thought it might.

Watch out for the red herring.

Is Ghostface's robe glittery?

The granddaddy of anthology horror.

Imagine Billy Joel battling several Dickensian orphans.

E-mail us the most unhinged storylines you used to act out with your Barbies!

1970s Chuck Jones is better than no Chuck Jones at all.