Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers has never seen "Peaky Blinders" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Our host jumps back into the writer's chair, penning what he figures an episode of "Peaky Blinders" probably is. He knows Birmingham. He knows Thomas Shelby. He has... 22 other characters from various regions of the UK? Each with their own unique, accurate accent? Kyle forces Johnny Pemberton, Rob Haze, Bailey Norton, and Daniel Shar into more characters than there has maybe ever been in a script on this show. Each, he cannot emphasize enough, with their own regional dialect. Any Brits that can confirm the accuracy of the script? Drop it in the comments below! Mind the gap! Here's a link to the script if anyone is interested, I mentioned putting it in the show notes! ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, and LOTS of bonus time and help keep the pod going! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy Miller returns! Her annual Halloweentime episode is upon us. Amy has never seen "Obsession" but she... well... ok here's the thing. What does Amy think "Obsession" probably is? She, based on what she says, knows there's... some people who might near high school aged? Amy and Kyle are joined by Solomon Georgio, and the three of them piece together what Amy thinks this low budget hit probably is about. Thank you for being here and listening to the podcast! 400 episodes is quite the thing. I appreciate you all. Check out Boast Rattle, a Compliment Contest, October 27 at The Elysian Theater, with Moshe Kasher, Aparna Nancherla, Guy Branum, Rob Haze, Jordan Temple, Kyle Ayers hosting, and more! ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, and LOTS of bonus time and help keep the pod going! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spooooooky All Games Day!! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Tyler Jackson, Chris Mejia, and Bailey Norton to play some Never Seen It games! WARNING: This episode is absolutely chaotic and makes very little sense. Kyle introduces a new game that has him cursing a lot and the game also kind of falls apart. Plus! Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, KyleDadGame, and Willem Defoe endowment talk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt O'Brien (AGT, Conan!) has never seen "The Thing" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We kick off Halloween-month with a rewrite of one of the most famous Horror / Sci-fi movies there is! Does Matt, despite having never seen it, nail "The Thing"? He's got Kurt Russell, he's got the cold weather, he thinks there's... a talking microscope? Enjoy Matt's script, plus potentially the craziest round of Build the Perfect Movie there's ever been! And more! Matt dies in a fake documentary! Matt and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton! If you're in LA check out Kyle's show "Boast Rattle" on October 27 with Moshe Kasher, Aparna Nancherla, Guy Branum and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Salmon has never seen E.R., but he rewrote it and we read his script! Jason hasn't seen E.R. but he nails the character names we all know from the show. There's HEAD NURSE. There's YOUNG. There's... STUBBLE. Enjoy Jason's take on this legendary medical procedural, and then after the script some Never Seen It games! Jason and host Kyle Ayers are joined in the third chairs by Bailey Norton and Phil Morris! Check out our Patreon for the extended, ad-free episode experience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Claire Woolner has never seen "Succession," but she rewrote it, and we read her script. She never saw much of the prestigious HBO show, but she... nailed the sibling dynamic? She knows there's a drug addict, she knows there's a weird, sexually-repressed young one, she knows there's a... girl! Enjoy Claire's VERY detailed, cameo-driven Succession script based on what she thinks it probably is. Plus her incredibly accurate sound effects. Kyle and Claire are joined in the third chair by Daniel Shar, and after the script they talk about what Claire HAS seen, and play some Never Seen It games! Check out our Patreon to support the pod, get ad-free extended episodes, and more! Only $3/mo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever Mainard has never seen "Avengers: Endgame" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Ever, a Marvel fan, fell off the MCU wagon at some point. What did he think Endgame probably had in store? There's Hawkeye, there's Thor, there's... Adult Spider-man? Enjoy Ever's incredible take on what one of the highest grossing movies of all-time probably is, even though he's never seen it. Plus, some Never Seen It games, and a lot of Marvel talk! Host Kyle Ayers and Ever are joined by Desiree Staples! Check out 4DMs 1Kyle on September 19th in Los Angeles (Burbank!). 4DM1Kyle.com ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, bonus time and help keep the pod going! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skyler Higley has never seen "City of God" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He KNOWS it's on a lot of "Great Movie" lists, but that is ALL he knows. Enjoy Skyler's script where he hits on everything you remember from "City of God," including gangs, poverty... Patrice O'Neal references? We read Skyler's script, chat about movies, and play some Never Seen It games! Skyler and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Sammy Mowrey! Check out 4DMs 1Kyle on September 19th in Los Angeles (Burbank!). 4DM1Kyle.com ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, and LOTS of bonus time and help keep the pod going! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Braunger has never seen "Oppenheimer," but he rewrote it and we read his script! But mathe... obviously knows something... right? RIGHT?! Matt's script has everything you remember from this Best Picture winner. There's Colonel Schmidt. There's General Arnold. There's The Ultimate Bang Boom Big Poppy-Popper™️. Kyle and Matt are joined by Lindsay Adams! Plus some KyleDadGame, an INCREDIBLY tight round of TriviaAboutaMovieYouveNeverSeen, and more! Check out 4DMs 1Kyle on September 19th in Los Angeles (Burbank!).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ashley Ray has never seen "The Graduate" but she rewrote it. She KNOWS there's a graduate. She KNOWS there's a Simon & Garfunkel song. Does her script get anything else about this classic correct? Ashley and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton. After Ashley's script we talk viewing, play some nightmare audio games, and more! Find us on Patreon for the extended, ad-free episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices