Mythtakes Were Made

This episode has everything: weddings, god-tier drama, divine bribery, a man named Paris who ruins everything, and a giant wooden horse that absolutely no one questions.We’re finally telling the story of the Trojan War—aka what happens when the gods aren’t invited to the group chat and take it very personally. Grace walks Kelso through every chaotic beat, from a passive-aggressive apple to the downfall of an entire city.Who started it? Who made it worse? And why is everyone making the worst possible choices?Spoiler: If you thought this war was fought for love… oh honey.Strap in. This is mythology’s most dramatic breakup.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

Alright, detectives—put on your finest deerstalker hats and grab your magnifying glasses (or just a stiff drink), because it’s time to hunt the Ripper! 🕵️‍♂️🔪In Part 2 of our Jack the Ripper deep dive, we’re diving headfirst into the investigation—which, spoiler alert, was an absolute disaster. The police were overworked, under-equipped, and apparently way too cool with their boss taking a vacation in the middle of a murder spree. Meanwhile, newspapers were stirring up mass hysteria, and a bunch of civilians thought playing Batman would be more effective than actual law enforcement.Then, we get to the suspects—and oh boy, this list is chaotic. From shady barbers and artists with a murder kink, to literal members of the royal family, everyone and their mother has been accused of being Jack the Ripper. But who actually fits the bill? And why do some theories make zero sense? So grab your murder board and prepare to get wildly frustrated, because this case has more red herrings than a Victorian fish market.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

Welcome to 1888 Whitechapel, the coziest little Victorian slum where the air is 90% smog, your landlord definitely sucks, and your best housing option might be leaning over a rope for two pence. Life is cheap, crime is everywhere, and if the rampant disease and street gangs don’t get you, well… there’s always that one guy who’s been slicing up women like it’s his personal hobby.That’s right, folks—we’re diving into the world of Jack the Ripper! But before we start hunting for top-hat-wearing murderers in the fog, we need to set the scene. Who actually lived in Whitechapel? What kind of jobs did they work (spoiler: they were mostly terrible)? How did people survive in a city that had all the warmth and compassion of a haunted meat factory?And then, of course, we meet the Canonical Five—the women whose names deserve more than just being footnotes in a serial killer’s legacy. They were people first, victims second—and today, we’re going to tell their stories.So grab your gin, don’t trust any dudes with medical instruments, and prepare yourself for the worst housing market in history—because this is Jack the Ripper, Part 1 on Mythtakes Were Made!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

Ever wonder how elves went from being mysterious Norse nature spirits to Santa's overworked toy factory employees? In this episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we’re unraveling the chaotic history of these little legends. From the original álfar—who were basically glow-in-the-dark demigods—to the sneaky, shoe-fixing cobbler kind, and finally to the jolly North Pole workforce, elves have had a wild career arc. Were they magical protectors, professional pranksters, or just the original gig workers? Grab your pointiest ears and join us as we get to the bottom of it. Warning: This episode contains terrible elf puns and one too many "elf-employed" jokes. You've been warned!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

In this episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we bring you the electrifying story of Mary Shelley and the creation of Frankenstein. Join us as we travel back to the eerie summer of 1816, when a group of literary legends, including Lord Byron and Percy Shelley, challenged each other to tell the scariest story. Who'd've thunk it resulted in one of the most famous universal monsters of all time! We'll explore the strange circumstances that led to Frankenstein's birth and how a "weekend challenge" became a timeless tale of horror and science gone wrong. Get ready for a shocking journey.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

In this episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we unravel the legend of the Beast of Gevaudan, a terrifying crature that haunted the French countryside in the 1700s. Was it a vicious wolf, a deranged human, or something else entirely? We'll explore the historical events and the enduring mystery behind this brutal killer. Join us as we dive into the wild theories surrounding one of history's earliest cryptids. Buckle up for a beastly tale that's sure to leave you wondering what really lurked in the shadows of Gevaudan. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

Ready for a race you won’t believe? 🏅 In this episode, we’re taking a wild run through the infamous 1904 St. Louis Olympic marathon—a race that was more survival horror than sport. Picture this: runners dodging cars 🚗, stray dogs 🐕, and even inhaling toxic fumes 🌪️ while battling scorching heat. With water stations almost non-existent 💧 and one competitor getting a lift in a car 🚙 (seriously!), this marathon was a chaotic comedy of errors. Meet the runners who dared to take on this insane course, and find out why this race goes down in history as the most absurd Olympic event ever. Whether you’re a marathon enthusiast or just here for the madness, this episode is your front-row seat to the race that redefined “endurance”! 🎙️😅Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

In this dreamy episode, we're diving deep into the world of The Sandman! 🌟✨ Ever wondered how the master of dreams came to be? From ancient myths to modern magic, we’re unraveling the threads of his mysterious origins. 🕵️‍♀️🔍Join us as we snooze through the sands of time ⏳🏖️, exploring stories from folklore that birthed this enigmatic figure. Discover how Neil Gaiman's brilliant reimagining took the sleepy tales to new heights, blending mythology, fantasy, and a touch of gothic wonder. 📚👁️Whether you're a hardcore fan or just waking up to this epic saga, you’ll find this episode a dream come true! 😴🌌 So grab your sleep mask, get cozy, and prepare to be enchanted. Sweet dreams! 🌠✨Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

🔥🎆 Get your BBQ gear ready as we travel back to the hottest cookout of 1812! 🍔🌭 Join us as we roast marshmallows and historical myths alike, diving into the night the British decided to give the White House a fiery makeover. 🔥🏛️ From political grilling to literal flames, discover the hilarious mishaps and surprising tales behind the blaze that turned Washington D.C. into a smoky summer BBQ.💥 So, grab a cold one and tune in for a sizzling episode full of sparks, laughs, and a touch of patriotism! 🎇🍻Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.

Get ready for some tall tales with a side of humor! This week, we’re diving into the legend of the OG giant lumberjack, Paul Bunyan! 🪓🌲 From carving out the Grand Canyon to creating the Great Lakes for his blue ox, Babe, Paul’s adventures are larger than life. We’ll dig into the roots of this American folk hero, share his wildest feats, and see how his stories reflect the pioneering spirit of the American frontier. It’s a big, burly dose of fun and folklore you won’t want to miss! 🎙️Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mythtakes-were-made--4705243/support.