#618 MackleLESS (preview)

Two FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the sisters, transforming themselves from African-American men into a pair of blonde, white women Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: We cover the Biden Administration’s flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries. FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he’s… a what??? (Millennial)  Do you pray to him by crossing yourself with the Konami code or what?? Hello?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook.  A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.” PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “probably” fantasizing about being housewives and mothers. (100% fact-checked by Patriots) FINALLY: Racists freak out about a (historically accurate) black samurai in the new Assassin’s Creed video game. Is this the historical realism we’ve come to expect from a game about teleporting into your ancestor’s brains to get a magical staff from Pythagoras?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY we’re talking about the killing of Robert Fortson, a Black US Airman, inside his own home while armed with a legal handgun. We watch the right’s unified front against BLM splinter as body cam footage shows Mr. Fortson pointing the gun down when he is shot. ALSO: Two Biden staffers resign amid his support for Israel’s war on Gaza, and we go to the Washington Post comment section to see what the world’s smuggest liberals have to say about it. FINALLY: It’s the incredible story of a Zionist college crusader who was forced into the pungent embrace of cheese addiction by campus Palestine groups. Oh, Brie-have! (Austin Powers) Home Front- Overtime Tzompantli- Tlayohualli Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Alex encounters two separate MDC style coworkers in his UPS facebook groups using dead coworkers to promote their awful, reactionary politics. Let’s see how this one plays out PLUS: Terrace K Williams has $25k stolen from him (?) but won’t stoop to naming the guy who did it (??). We investigate. FINALLY: We look at the objects of two bizarre instances of nostalgic fascism: Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” and Alien Ant Farm’s cover of “Smooth Criminal.” Strong Men (Dawson) create good times (Dawson’s Creek). Niko B - it's not litter if you bin it Jack Johnson- Flake Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: We catch up with Kristi Noem and her curious attempt to dog-kill her way into Trump’s VP slot.  We look at the bizarre new biography in which she brags about killing a hunting-dog-in-training and falsely claims to have stared down Kim Jung Un. Then we look at the people who still want her as VP. ALSO: The woke are SILENCING boys by changing the name of Boy Scouts of America to “Scouting America.” PRAGER U NEEDS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO PROTECT BOYS. We look at the reaction to the (old) news of co-ed and female scout troops, and learn about gender science from Prager U commentators. We mostly just can’t believe how miserable these people sound. Eric Indigo- Decorated Vet Four Tet- Skater Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we find out what it’s like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren’t doing this. The backlash to Macklemore’s pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song “Hind’s Hall” takes us everywhere, from boomer Facebook to liberal Huffington Post, to zionist novelty rappers bringing portable speakers into campus protests to spit rhymes about how their families died in the ovens. Bars! Big Black - Shotgun RIP Steve Albini Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we’re covering the pro-Palestine campus protests again, asking hard-hitting questions like “How would you feel if the protestors supported bad things instead?” We’re also shaming the cowardly universities who agreed to negotiate with student protestors, while the most charismatic Israelis available demand the US defund these public schools as a show of solidarity with the ethnostate. We also report on “a black man who was assaulted because the protestors thought he was jewish.” We watch his fox news appearance, his insanely annoying tik tok of the supposed incident, and determine if his story checks out (lol)   Kendrick Lamar- Not Like Us Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today University California Irvine Professor Kevan Aguilar joins the show to discuss Gaza solidarity encampments on his campus and others across the country. We discuss the violence leveled against these students and faculty members by police, deputized frat boys, and the universities themselves. Alexander describes his visit to the University of Washington encampment and we look at the historical solidarity between Palestinians and the black radical community in America. follow and support UCI encampment on instagram: @ ucidivest @ sjp.uci @ rankandfile @ fjp     Restrained- Intifada Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult     

Today we discuss the Fallout around the Fallout TV show with returning guests Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag.  We relay the messages hidden in the show as deciphered by the right wing, and try to determine if POC actors in PMC roles is woke or not ALSO: we uncover the sick government plot to make sure your bedroom has a window you can escape through in a fire. Will the elites ever stop trying to force their bourgeois tastes on us? Listen to Radio Free Tote Bag: https://radiofreetotebag.castos.com/ Fred Again- LEAVEMEALONE Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week