Everyone is Santa Chapter 01 [Everyone is John]

"It's the vermissian, baby!"A Resurgence of Forbidden Religions: Council Issues Warning to Practitioners of Faiths Deemed Unseemly.     WA--ED: Two Dr-- by the na-es --ic & -ndr-; for attem— as--ssin--ion of an —---ir.    Episode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TThe Pink PastorGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke ConroyDan Klip-KlopSarah Eisele Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"Proficiency: Sausage"Mr. Winter’s Fine Fire Arms - Bespoke Customizations For the Discerning Marksman.WANTED: Two drow by the names Eric & Andre; for attempted assassination of an Aelfir.    Episode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TThe Pink PastorGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke ConroyDan Klip-KlopSarah Eisele Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"What are the stats for haggis?"Traveller’s Guide to the Vermissian: Don’t. Scenes from The Weeping Maiden that Permanently Altered my Brain ChemistryEpisode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TThe Pink PastorGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"I eat stress for breakfast" They Didn’t Like The Weeping Maiden and 9 Other Red Flags.Greem’s Guaranteed Shipping Co: Reduced Rates DownspireEpisode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TThe Pink PastorGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"Give us luck, watch our backs, and thanks for being a cool god. Amen" Shimmering-Beast-Of-The-Dawn Defends Title!Vacationing in Sadness: A Retrospective on Travel DownspireEpisode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TThe Pink PastorGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"All spiderman, all the time!" Experts Warn: Those who value their sanity should keep clear of remnants of Vermissian StationsInterview with a Mortician: Death and Glamour. See InsertWeeping Maiden adds additional showingsEpisode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TThe Pink PastorGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"Remember, we're brothers in fungus"Gang clash on Kiln Street turns deadly!The Spark of Creation! The Spark of Ignition! As life springs forth from the heavens so does freedom from the barrel of a gun! Seek salvation in arms at the Church of the Gun today.Episode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"We've got fungus at home"Are your children being recruited into violent vengeance cults? Lookshy Meats - Quality Butchers. Events Catered. Inquire on Orchid Street.Episode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"Officially Sanctioned Death Cult"As we begin our new campaign, we meet the members of a Ministry cell, oath-bound to protect the Drow and overthrow their oppressors, as they discuss worrying and violent developments in their home of Red Row.Episode Artwork by Jake: @JavocsHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioMusic by Duke AlbertFeaturing:Jake as The GMAlex as XerōthCristina as Leon LaCroixDan as Ugo VeriteJessica as Isstran Maelyl—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.ElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyRon SoniousTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonJosh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7

"The Worst Christmas of My Entire Career"DOMINATION!Episode Artwork by @CosmicAmazingHouse of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakesAudio Production by Astronomic AudioFeaturing:Cristina as The GMAlex as Santa the JollyJake as SinterklaasJosh as Kris Kringle—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of BobApple PodcastsSpotify—Support the Show:PatreonMerch StoreContact Us:DiscordTheHouseOfBob.orgTwitterInstagramFacebookEmail—Thank you so much to our current Patreon supporters! This podcast would not be possible without you.Blake AshworthElliWaffelpokalypseCraig TGary TheobaldGarbanzoD ChanEli JordanAnette E JordanbrunoreturnsThomas KuhlmannBen CarterConnor McCollochPadraig HegartyBrandon KnoxTeam EAMONNPavel LishinChris BTom InnsElias AndersonMark BoykinJessica ColvinScooter EmersonTyler K.Josh JordanKeith HaddadTom WesleyJessicaLuke Conroy Let us know what you'd like to hear on our Patreon in 2024: https://forms.gle/5B6wGcGS2Xpc214q7