Lise and Sarah

We've got something to tell you. We've made a decision. And it feels like a very big exhale. It's what happens when you start feeling like you're just keeping up with the Joneses. But before we get there, Sarah has become a 45-year-old fangirl, while a perfectly lovely school mums' lunch is interrupted by a fishing trip gone wrong. Boy mums, we salute you.  We hope you will support our new life and what it all means for the future of Lise and Sarah. x  Show Notes Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new teenage sidehustle is backyard barbershops. With $30 fades, and 40 clients a week - all fitted around school hours of course - we're into it.  Meanwhile, Sarah has spotted a mysterious car with the number plate ‘MRBACON’. Who is he? A butcher? A distant relative of Kevin? We need your help to find this Porcine man of mystery.  Plus, Lise turns her rage onto Go-Karting industry, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show brings back memories of her own time working with the Angels. Yes, she signed an NDA. No, she has absolutely no idea if it's still valid.Show NotesDo you have a tip off about 'MR BACON'? Message the show phone: 0489 214 653 OR DM us on instagram @liseandsarah Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV has frankly gotten too good. What we need is an evil twin, a demonic possession and a storyline we cab follow despite missing six weeks of episodes. Sarah is campaigning to bring back the daytime soap opera, because we think honestly think Passions was better than Severance.Meanwhile, a French woman's fashion rule says the secret to looking fabulous is trying a little less. Plus, are coin purses officially extinct? And Sarah's genius trick for getting a house full of teenage girls to actually sleep at a sleepover.The Fine Print:The French Rule of Dressing is here https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdyDkPrMh1s/Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back. And before we hit the cluster of term 4, while our brains are still functioning, we’re predicting the upcoming trends of spring and summer.Peplums are back. Bandanas are lurking. White nighties are in. Wonderbras have risen from the dead. And there’s a brand new word we’d like you all to work into conversation this week: porcine.Consider this your unqualified spring/summer trend forecast!! The Fine Print:Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need a genuinely good read for the school holidays, we’ve got you.Liane Moriarty is back in the world of Big Little Lies with the very hotly antipated banger, Big Little Truths. It’s ten years later, with teenagers, perimenopause, ageing parents, school WhatsApp groups and one very mysterious severed finger.She joins us to talk why this stage of life gave her so much to work with.We also get into Hollywood casting, parenting teenagers who apparently don’t need you until suddenly they desperately do at midnight, and the experience of reading a book that feels just a little too much like your own life.Big Little Truths is out now. Consider your holiday reading sorted! The Fine Print:Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/The show phone is: 0489 214 653Our mailbag address is: Lise and SarahClearshot DigitalUnit 3 / 421 Logan RoadStones Corner QLD 4120Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubWe record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesomeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When the Carlaw’s won the meat tray at the footy it was treated with the reverence of a third child. And it’s got Sarah thinking. Say you win big. A stonking powerball or a lotto. Who would you tell? How much would you give away? And if you kept it quiet… what would the signs be?Lise has a conspiracy theory about an Australian influencer, Sarah’s buying a place in Bondi, and Dane just wants the serenity of a Bonnie Doon-style mudflat.And, Gen Z apparently aren’t pashing anymore, if they even call it that. The Fine Print:Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/The show phone is: 0489 214 653Our mailbag address is: Lise and SarahClearshot DigitalUnit 3 / 421 Logan RoadStones Corner QLD 4120Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubWe record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesomeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

At Casa Carlaws, they’re gearing up for a big week. They’re hosting the semi-formal "pre’s. Teenagers in suits and sateen, and the house looking it’s absolute best.That was until Max took hold of the high pressure hose, and created “art” on the driveway. Complete with ball hair. Can we all go live at Sarah’s instead, where it’s spa days, “huzz” talk and dreamy French braid aesthetics? Meanwhile, Sarah has officially had enough of the digital leash, is paying your kids “brave dollars” actually genius parenting, and meet the perfect rescue dog: a three-legged Jack Russell called TotoThe Fine Print:Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and SarahClearshot DigitalUnit 3 / 421 Logan RoadStones Corner QLD 4120Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubWant to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how:How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on SpotifyOpen your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.If it’s not showing up:Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.Check your Spotify app is updated.Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.Still stuck?Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesomeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has returned from the Great Ocean Road with a new identity: biker woman.Turns out romance in midlife looks less like champagne and rose petals and more like thermals, Tipping Point, and your husband listening to the same Bon Jovi song for approximately 70 hours.We also investigate a Gen X theory: did growing up with brutal 90s video games accidentally make us more resilient?Plus: the shoes giving pig trotter, a wildlife encounter that absolutely was not a wildlife encounter, and the brilliant things we’re watching and reading right now.The Fine Print:This episode was proudly brought to you by NESCAFÉ https://www.instagram.com/nescafeanz/Need a new read? Read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and SarahClearshot DigitalUnit 3 / 421 Logan RoadStones Corner QLD 4120Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubWant to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how:How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on SpotifyOpen your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.If it’s not showing up:Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.Check your Spotify app is updated.Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.Still stuck?Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesomeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh god. We’ve both been sleeping on the botched side of the bed…. for decades.According to Feng Shui, one side gives you active dragon energy, while the other offers the deep rest and restoration of the tiger. Unfortunately, the men appear to have claimed the tiger side, which is possibly why we’re so tired?Also: Sarah proposes a national spending limit for children’s birthday presents, Lise reports that our carefully chosen grey-and-white homes are now apparently embarrassing, and we have a plan to bring friendship speed dating to Brisbane.The Fine Print:Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and SarahClearshot DigitalUnit 3 / 421 Logan RoadStones Corner QLD 4120Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubWant to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how:How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on SpotifyOpen your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.If it’s not showing up:Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.Check your Spotify app is updated.Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.Still stuck?Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesomeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Esprit sweater has gone viral at Costco in the US, and elder millenials are losing their minds. Lise is preparing to mobilise a nationwide operation. Women at every Port. Someone on the inside. She needs answers (and possibly a Costco membership). Elsewhere, Lise declares that 23 years of The Block is enough, before remembering why Shelley Craft is actually probably Australia best and nicest celebrity. Now she wants to watch The Block again, just for Shelley. Fair! Plus, why teenagers would rather hold their bladder until exploding point than ask another human being where the toilet is, and driving in the 90’s. And finally, the Scottish tarot results are in. Apparently the future holds adventure, abundance…..and Sunflowers. Shit you not. The Fine Print:Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and SarahClearshot DigitalUnit 3 / 421 Logan RoadStones Corner QLD 4120Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-clubWant to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how:How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on SpotifyOpen your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.If it’s not showing up:Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.Check your Spotify app is updated.Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.Still stuck?Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesomeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.