Dating A Drug Dealer with Johnny Mitchell | First Date with Lauren Compton | Ep. 12

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com -Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. 🎙 First Date with Lauren Compton – New Episode Out Now! Guest: Comedian Brad Williams (@bradwilliamscomic ) Get ready to laugh with the always hilarious Brad Williams! In this episode, we dive into: - What life’s like at permanent waist-height - His take on the M-word and why it matters - A deep (and funny) confession about his Snow White fetish - Brad’s porn preferences — and how specific they really are - The unsexy truth about people who are never satisfied - How he handles *hecklers* — both on stage and growing up 🎤Brad is currently on his Growth Spurt Tour, and you can catch his brand-new comedy special Starfish now on YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWge7dihrRY 📲Follow Brad on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic First Date Ep. 98 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:03 - Dicks in Face 00:02:43 - The M-Word 00:06:19 - Snow White Dreams 00:09:41 - Preference 00:13:38 - Brad's Pokemon 00:19:24 - Keep The Hair Shorty 00:26:29 - Vacation? No. 00:30:14 - Never Satisfied 00:31:12 - Comedian's Egos 00:36:26 - Howie's Orgy 00:39:04 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show after having her first child and joining her is comedian and future step-mom Katherine Blanford! The two dive into short-term relationships, finding "the one", dudes who like to out-funny you, and how the real key to a girl's heart is a hot tub. They also get into sibling shenanigans, adjusting your entire life to fit a little buddy, icks, AOL chatrooms, pushing your kids into violent hobbies, and so much more! First Date Ep. 97 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:44 - Hot Tubs, Short Relationships, & Secret Getaways 00:11:14 - Finding "The One" 00:18:55 - Funny Dudes & AOL Chatrooms 00:25:37 - Adjusting To Life With A Child 00:32:08 - Pushing Your Kids Into Things 00:36:57 - Siblings, Childhood Shenanigans, & Horse 00:46:04 - Dessert 00:48:27 - Two Month Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart. First Date Ep. 96 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Men's Surprises 00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions 00:17:54 - Main Course Questions 00:21:04 - Friends With Exes 00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip 00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe 00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Get ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play. From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits. Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo. Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @‌dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari. First Date Ep. 95 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions 00:03:13 - Respect The Server 00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy 00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil 00:10:40 - Main Course Questions 00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems 00:19:24 - Vices 00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome 00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret 00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment 00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy 00:38:44 - Comin' Out 00:39:41 - Dessert Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com, promo code DATE. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Bridget Phetasy joins us for a wild ride through her rollercoaster life! She opens up about her past struggles with addiction, meeting her husband in a 12-step program, and embracing motherhood later in life. Lauren gets the inside scoop on parenting as Bridget shares tips from raising her 2-year-old. Catch Bridget on Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and drop your craziest drug story in the comments! First Date Ep. 94 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:39 - Mom Brain Activated 00:06:16 - Appetizer Questions 00:08:29 - Heroin Ain't Hard 00:13:43 - Main Course Questions 00:16:55 - He's A Therapist... 00:18:33 - Dating History 00:22:42 - Fun Guys 00:26:56 - Pregnant to Menopause 00:32:08 - Nothing Like Being a Mom 00:36:51 - No Boob Food 00:41:38 - Babies Grow Too Fast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences. Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's! First Date Ep. 93 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet 00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions 00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman 00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal 00:13:25 - Main Course Questions 00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On 00:19:41 - No Fly List 00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit 00:25:26 - Gay Dad 00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay 00:35:04 - No More Alcohol 00:38:39 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase. Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey. Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX! Like, Subscribe, and Comment your thoughts on farting vs. burping! #FirstDate #ShawnGardini #LemaireLee #MattAndShanesSecretPodcast #Comedy #OptimumNoctis #AustinComedy First Date Ep. 92 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - How They Met 00:02:26 - Meeting Women 00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions 00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing 00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed 00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions 00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers 00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble 00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break 00:42:28 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren sits down with actress, singer, and all-around powerhouse Christy Carlson Romano for a hilarious and revealing deep dive into love, dating, and life in the spotlight. The two talk about karma babies—whether the universe really pays you back in the romance department—and spill the tea on dating actors (spoiler: they’re all kinda gay). They break down pick-up lines, man hands, and how Christy fell hard for the city of Austin. The conversation gets juicy as they dish on Matt Rife, serial cheaters, and Christy’s completely impossible proposal story—seriously, it’s next-level. Plus, Christy shares her intense experience on the reality competition show Special Forces and what it takes to push yourself to the limit. From Hollywood heartbreaks to hilarious dating disasters, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and a little bit of chaos—just the way we like it. Don’t miss it! First Date Ep. 91 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:22 - Appetizer Questions 00:06:24 - Karma Babies 00:10:04 - Dating Actors 00:15:19 - Rage Rooms, Cybertruck Hacks, & Indestructible Boobs 00:23:21 - Pickup Lines & Man Hands 00:27:57 - Austin & Matt Rife 00:32:39 - Cheating 00:38:02 - Dessert Question 00:41:41 - Wrap Up & Special Forces Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Try VIIA! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE! - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton chops it up with the always-hilarious Steve Rannazzisi! They imagine a world where men give birth, debate whether Lauren’s son is training to be her bodyguard, and crack up over Steve’s chaotic delivery room stories. Plus, they tackle the nightmare of teaching kids to drive, raising a tiny ladies' man, and how Lauren kinda… didn’t pick her baby’s name. Buckle up—it’s a wild one! First Date Ep. 90 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:06 - If Men Gave Birth 00:07:37 - Making a Body Guard 00:10:11 - Just Keep Swimming 00:15:48 - Home Birth Game Plan 00:18:12 - Drinks and Drugs During Labor 00:19:57 - Teaching Your Kid To Drive 00:23:03 - Judge Your Sons Girlfriends 00:26:30 - Steve Finding Love 00:29:34 - Big Coach Vibes 00:31:44 - Girl Best Friend 00:36:37 - Spin The Bottle 00:38:34 - Learning About 69 00:40:11 - Not Having Any Girls 00:43:42 - No Cash For The Kids 00:45:41 - Jacks Black 00:49:58 - Gay Baby 00:53:06 - Dealing with Kids Sports Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date, Kill Tony star Drew Nickens opens up about his search for love, unexpected takes on children’s music, and the food choice that caught Lauren off guard. They bond over Harry Potter, laugh about his strip club birthday, and dive into some of his wildest dating stories. Things get personal, funny, and a little awkward when the fetish is brought up—don’t miss it. First Date Ep. 89 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:02 - Gifts 00:06:37 - Looking For Love 00:08:03 - Baby Bops 00:14:07 - Arcade Date 00:16:27 - Harry Potter Fans 00:19:44 - The Grammys 00:21:53 - Filipino Food Lover 00:25:25 - Sexy Time 00:30:42 - Lauren's TV Fame 00:36:32 - Drew At The Strip Club 00:42:19 - The Fetish 00:46:11 - The Sweetest Thing Drew Has Done Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices