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The Winter Olympics are just weeks away. The athletes are celebrities! Now, imagine living 2 or 3,000 years ago and being an ancient Olympian. How did these guys compete, why did they compete, and how did they monetize their skill set? It was equal parts religion, eroticism, and highly valued body secretions. Feel free to DM me if you have a story you’d like me to cover. On Facebook it’s Patty Steele and on Instagram Real Patty Steele.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

📺 Watch this Episode We're officially back from holiday break with all the latest news stories! We talk about Alan Jackson dropping Nick Reiner's case, new Disney incidents, the murder of a dentist and his wife, the relaunch of My Strange Addiction, weird pregnancy cravings, and scooping out your period.  🎟️ 2/21 - City Winery NYC - COMING SOON! Submit your stories, questions & comments to [email protected] Support The Show: 🧠 Join The Gross Room 🖤 Sponsors 🔬 Buy Nicole's Book 🥼 Merch Follow: 🎙️ Mother Knows Death 🔪 Nicole 🪩 Maria 📱 TikTok More Info: 📰 Newsletter 📃 DisclaimerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that most 18-year-olds spend 93% of their time on their phones? Our friends Kadri and Jose call in while road tripping. Plus, who inspired you growing up? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we have two callers tell us about their relationships with their phones and screentime.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy's good deed backfired on him. Sam teaches us how to hug a pregnant person. Danielle can't find anything in her purse. Gandhi was taught a new hack. Plus, who inspired you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our listener Kat (like meow) guesses these joy germs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are your daily horoscopes for January 8th, 2026.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl, you know it’s… complicated. This episode starts with preschool teachers named Miss Hiney and ends with a philosophical breakdown of what it means to be real. Kevin and Casey dive into the glittery chaos of Milli Vanilli: two men, zero vocals, infinite vibes. There’s a surprisingly passionate defense of karaoke, an unhinged metaphor involving spoon players and generational trauma, and a reminder that sometimes the greatest lip-sync of all is pretending you’re fine. Is it fraud? Is it performance art? Is it drag?? Is it… kinda genius???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyle is joined by comedian, podcaster, and NYT bestselling author Drew Afualo aka the internet’s “Queen of the Roasts” and the reason certain men fear the For You Page to talk core memories, career chaos, and what it’s like making a living in the world’s loudest comment section. The two dive into Drew’s TikTok origin story, how she turned hate comments into a full-blown empire, and what she’s learned hosting The Comment Section. Plus, don’t miss Deep Divin’, Kyle’s custom game for Drew where they read real comments from their socials and have to guess whose they are: Kyle’s wholesome internet or Drew’s beautiful chaos. Tune in every Thursday for new episodes of What Are We Even Doing?    Executive Producers: iHeart Media, Elvis Duran Podcast Network, and Full Picture Productions  Executive Produced for Full Picture Productions by Desiree Gruber & Anne Walls Gordon Produced by Ben Fingeret, Nora Faber, and Maia Mizrahi Editing by Mikey Harmon and Nicholas Giuricich  Research by Kimberly Walls  Music by Yatta Art by Danica Robinson Additional GFX by Chris Olfers/The Southern InfluenceStyling by Dot Bass Follow us on socials!  Instagram: @wawedwithkyle TikTok: @wawedwithkyle YouTube: @KyleMacLachlanOfficialSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our first day back! How are you feeling about the new year ahead? Have you ever dealt with a man who was too girthy? Plus, Andrew, Diamond, and Gandhi were featured in a new docuseries! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.