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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary The cursed vacuum returns, a Mississippi councilman threatens to cut a bitch over an AI data center, Russell Brand enters prison, an Australian farmer defends fire ants, and Tim launches an overdue awareness campaign for bumpy cockheads. Nathan Resurrects the Vacuum Saga Nathan from Virginia […] The post My Ass Destroyed the Vacuum Twice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A filthy pop song infects every radio format imaginable, Alex Jones discovers Trump is apparently a Democratic sleeper agent, Katie Souza battles tree-hanging piss warlocks, and a Florida airport passenger turns Gate E6 into a family splash zone. Test of Patience: I Don’t Know Takes […] The post Warlocks Are Hanging Piss Bags in the Trees – NEW EPISODE first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Professor Malevolence unleashes the longest Test of Patience in Distorted View history: more than 20 minutes of chicken tetrazzini, rainbow bread, vampire birds, cow lectures, Christian patty cake and an Alex Jones breakdown stitched into one magnificent psychological injury. ⏳ The Longest Test of Patience Ever Chicken Tetrazzini and Rainbow Bread A Very […] The post Vampire Birds and Repeated Ass Stabbings first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A demonic livestream turns into supernatural phone sex, white-trash date night ends beside a loaded gun, a werewolf punches a child, and Pennsylvania somehow delivers both a Taco Bell predator and a Hitler costume controversy. Test of Patience: Glorious Cheese Edition Mead Skelton: Hitler, Heaven […] The post Getting Deep-Dicked by the Spirit Realm first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton puts Epstein and Hitler on heaven’s guest list, TikTok’s newest medical encyclopedia dares everyone to hate her, a penis-burning arson suspect is declared competent, and Britain crowns a new champion in automotive dick towing. Test of Patience: Welcome to the World of Cadillac […] The post Molotov Cock Chucker Declared Mentally Competent for Trial first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A nail-salon birthday discount becomes a constitutional crisis, a TikTok tree seeks hormone therapy, a soccer coach flips furniture, and a Florida burglar films himself working an imaginary Popeyes shift. ☎️ Opening Chaos: AT&T Gave Away Your Number Mama Karen Storms the Nail Salon TikTok’s […] The post Your iPad Is Thin and Your Penis Is Tiny first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim falls behind and unleashes a crusty Halloween classique featuring satanic crafts, vintage gay devil porn, racist parking-lot karaoke, outlawed eggplant emojis, a projectile police cat and several haunted listener farts. A Crusty Halloween Classique Simple Living with Leanne Paisley Howell Distorted Boo Opens the […] The post Vintage Gay Porn Teaches Self-Love Through Satanic Intercourse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton butchers The Killers and alleges drive-by sexual assault, TLC turns a serial lawn-shitter into prestige television, a political campaign manufactures Black supporters with AI, and one sponsor requests enough dick sucking to destroy the studio plumbing. Newscasters Lose Control of Their Mouths The […] The post Serial Lawn Shitting Turns Into Prestige Television first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Ohio politics crawls beneath the sewer line, a subway racist battles the Black Boogeyman, Ric Flair drunkenly torpedoes a wedding, and a football fan allegedly tapes his wife to a basement chair so nobody interrupts the game. Halloween Is Satan’s Candy Giveaway A former practicing […] The post Dream Home Comes With a Decomposing Cottage Corpse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shouty discovers that dating another prostitute brings double the raw sex and triple the drama, Mead explains why umbrellas and iced coffee are not gay, Tan Mom nearly gets deported for excessive bronzing, and an adult baby allegedly strangles his girlfriend during a forced […] The post Forced Diapering, Fishy Cunt Fumes and a Missing Dildo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.