Pixelated Sausage - Attack the Backlog

This week's episode begins the road to Grand Theft Auto VI as I attempt to play through all of the PS2-era Grand Theft Auto games before it comes out, starting with Grand Theft Auto III - The Definitive Edition.

This week's episode is the final spooky episode of the year as I've now finished Alien: Isolation and, spoilers, I really liked it. Do I maybe, actually, like spooky games?

This week's episode is continuing the spooky train as I finish Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival without any more spanking and start falling in love with Alien: Isolation despite my initial hesitations.

This week's episode is all about spooky games, starting with Alien: Isolation and ending with Clive Barker's surprisingly sexual Hellraiser: Revival. Get your paddles out 'cause it's spankin' time.

This week's episode is all about Immortals of Aveum, the first-person shooter where you shoot with magic instead of guns, except it's still just a shooter like any other shooter, so what's even the point?

This week's episode is all about Marvel's Wolverine, apparently set in the same universe and Insomniac's Spider-Man games, where you play as the titular character and meet such X-Men icons like Walter Langkowski the Canadian Sasquatch and Annalee the Old Asian Grandma.

This week's episode is all about The Callisto Protocol, the spiritual successor to Dead Space, from its original creator, Glen Schofield, where you play as a bald Josh Duhamel smashing monsters with your big stick.

This week's episode is all about Deathloop, a game where you relive the same day over and over again while trying to figure out how to make it stop; it's not perfect and has its issues--like very unfunny writing--but even so, it may just be my favorite Arkane game.

This week's episode is all about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl and how I mostly enjoyed myself after deciding to revisit the game after a false start earlier this year.

This week's episode is all about why I finally decided to delete Stardew Valley, the real reason I'm excited to eventually play more Phoenix Wright, and how High Times, a dating sim about making moon-enhancing donuts, is (not so) surprisingly horny (in a good way...if you're into that kind of thing).