YOUR GEMINI EX

NOT playing the newly wed game, if country music has a right to exist, The Greatest Movie Ever (Sinners dir. Oscar Winner Ryan Cooler), vaginismus aka chronically tight pussy, JP’s hair routine, Rocky Horror Show on Broadway, anonymous form answers, and not graduating from college.

JP learning to read, Drag Race drama, substance abuse double standards, surviving the winter storm, the new Tiktok update, the horrors, misandry, playing with a tech deck on Long Island, Youtube University, Sydney Sweeney & Sam Levinson (the stupid motherfuckers), and seeing Sinners in theaters with AMC A-List.

Pairs of people that are funnier than us, Malea's reading goals, Harry Styles's return to the light, playing password poorly, which celebrities will not be g**llotined, podcast Oscar, the bar opening imminently, and The Living Lesbian Archive.

2026 In's & Out's, why bed rotting isn't real, those gay hockey boys, sitting diagonally from your friends, the strangest things being bad writing and zionism, overconsuming books, and making everything one big farmers market.

excuses, a recap of the past few months, more excuses, the saddest thing you’ll ever hear in your life, living in zohran mamdani’s new york, Wicked, Dan & Phil, wanting prerecorded ads.

BONUS CONTENT! We don't remember what we talked about. Listen & find out.

A very official setup, needing a producer, the ethics of Malea’s sense of humor, how much JP’s free speech costs, the definition of “performative” , the best performative masc competition, arguing on Facebook, personal responsibility, and the fact that it is ALWAYS THAT DEEP.

JP always getting hexed, that guy that got shot everyone keeps talking about, the government is distracting us, cursed tik tok sounds, ethical consumption, the definition of performative, performative masc competitions, reading about platypus, selective queerness, roots of oppression, specifying language.

Great charities, how to be a productive ally, journaling, shameless 47 year old’s thirst traps, Taylor Swift (The Company), JP’s favorite Gemini artists, Sabrina Carpenter’s forgotten gay awakening, SuperWhoLock (sorry), and the Texan law maker being held hostage.

Minstrel theatre, how much we hate AI, how AI is a tool of oppression, Kendra the crazy AI lover on tiktok, lesbians wrestling in oil, tboys wrestling, queer people across the globe wrestling, and our first guest in the future being Tiffany (Malea's mom), and why not to own a car.