Old people have lived their life and at a certain age you just need to die.


You know what I hate

i hate old people 

The worst condiment in the universe. If you love mustard you deserve to burn in hell. 


If witchcraft were a sandwich it would just be full of bologna. But I have dealt with it before.


“Friends” so super overrated. Also I got raped while watching it. 


Crocs are a plague on humanity and if you or someone you know have some please seek help immediately.


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