WWWOA 139: Smarty Ants

What’s wrong with the Los Angeles Fire “Go Bag” concept and loud gas powered leaf blowers? Orny reveals another near death experience with a wild animal in Costa Rica. Why Orny does not want to alter his mind. And why is being boring the biggest sin.

My home, my story,  the LA fires. And what’s wrong with Orny Adams trying to vacation.

What’s Wrong with British people who have to be subtitled? (Now we have overly descriptive subtitles.) Is this the year of the sex robots? And why do these robots look like Orny. Are ants smarter than humans? And who cares about the hula hoop.

What’s Wrong with a 5pm snack hour? Why are the Belgium called Flemish and not the Blemish? Orny discusses more Otter news, more missing feet found, his dryer repair incident and how one country kidnapped the leader actor and director from another country and forced them to make films. 

What’s Wrong with driving your car through the dealership window when they won’t take it back? Orny recaps an old episode of Magnum PI. Time to ban cell phones in schools. A tale of two bats. And how countries are stealing other country’s water. 

What’s Wrong with Orny’s hips? And streaming services with commercials? Is drinking coffee good for you or not? We need another study! Orny’s goes home for Thanksgiving  and runs into an old teacher who had a very vivid memory of him. Why are people eating sticks of butter and some of California’s new laws.

Time to focus on the small things… and the two boat accidents one was real and one was fake. How to avoid methanol poisoning. What’s Wrong with the hypocrisy of the young? Former vs Latter vs Ladder. And the world is going soft sober. 

Hell hath no fury like a man a year older. And if the jukebox keeps playing the same tune… I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon. What’s Wrong with the man that wrote the hymn Amazing Grace? And what’s up with turmeric, our latest obsession? Wait til you hear who should be eating turmeric now. Orny applauds the youths in Riverside county that took down a predator. 

What’s Wrong with weaponizing crows to take out your enemy? Lot’s of fan mail on this one! Orny discusses how spoiled Americans, the Most Hated Generation, Kamikaze Venezuelan gas smugglers, turmeric and who in the band is most likely to be a serial killer. And finally, why you should NOT befriend an otter. 

Jim Clemente is back to discuss the integrity of toast in restaurants and solving crimes like a 100 year old missing foot! What’s Wrong with a murder of crows, Las Vegas, daylight savings, work integrity with newer generations, and a “Bear” attack in Montana. And finally how did a woman ON THE RIGHT TRACK have her life saved.