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Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed gets sentenced to the max, Kanye West's wife was assaulted, Elmo's poor, and Logan Paul has been breeding. GET OUR AFTER SHOW, AD-FREE EPISODES AND MORE LINKS Logan Paul is going to be a father The announcement Prime Lawsuit Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Sentenced to 18 months in prison The judge doesn’t feel she has shown any remorse Elmo  Tesla Recalls Nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks as Elon Musk Drops Down List of World’s Richest People Bianca Censori Bianca Censori was 'sexually assaulted before Kanye West punched a man in face' Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kris Jenner's women self-defence fitness VHS program, 1994 The rise in fake podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldberg's killer finally died, the timeline was stunned to learn that a well-known astrology Tweeter ended up as a family annihilator, people looked in the eclipse and burned their retinas, and Gypsy Rose's is seeking a restraining order against her soon-to-be ex-husband. GET OUR AFTER SHOW AND AD-FREE EPISODES LINKS OJ Simpson OJ Simpson is dead OJ allegedly had people sign NDAs when they visited him in his final days Did Jojo Siwa kill OJ? Khloe Kardashian trends world wide Misticxlipstick Twitter astrology guru Danielle Ayoko dies after thinking the eclipse was Armageddon Twitter reacts  My Eyes Hurt Google searches spike, following the direct path of the eclipse Catching the eclipse in Dallas Gypsy Rose Gypsy Rose has filed for a restraining order against husband Ryan Anderson Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Celebrity Gossip TikToker Kyle Marisa Roth Passed Away Affiliate Links for Fun: Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉  $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After some #PumpRules catching up, Molly and Tiffany get into the stories that have been on everyone's mind this week: JoJo Siwa goes 18+, Faith Stowers is suing NBC Universal over her treatment on Vanderpump Rules, Gypsy Rose is running around with her ex post-separation, and a new lawsuit involving Kanye and the Donda Academy has been filed. GET OUR AFTER SHOW AND AD-FREE EPISODES links Faith v. Bravo Faith Stowers is suing Bravo for covering up Lala pulling a butter knife on her Faith Stowers is suing Bravo (from Reddit with links)  Stassi recalls the incident about Lala pulling a knife on Faith on the Bitch Bible podcast Stassi said that Lala used to plant things around her apartment when Faith was staying with her to see if Faith would steal them Jax accused Faith of being AWOL from the military and grand theft auto Sandoval also went on a podcast and said Faith was a thief Bonus: Transcript of Jax and Faith after sex Gypsy Rose reunited with ex boyfriend Ken Uker  Gypsy goes live with Ken on TikTok and they show off matching tattoos JoJo JoJo Siwa leaves sex shop with penis toy JoJo’s single Karma drops, the music video is nuts JoJo plays unreleased songs at listening party JoJo Siwa is accused of stealing a song by Twitter users Grace Vanderwhaal pitches what JoJo should have done for her rebrand Donda Academy lawsuit Ye wanted to shave Donda Academy students' heads and lock kids in cages, ex-employee says in lawsuit Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kyle Rittenhouse’s former handler is going mask off on Twitter “Covid broke a lot of people’s names in a way that needs to be studied” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gypsy Rose separates from her husband, Diddy's Miami and Los Angeles homes get raided, girls are getting punched left-and-right in Manhattan, an Amish girl resigns from TikTok. Diddy got raided A Guide to the Many Lawsuits Against Diddy Diddy spotted pacing around a Miami airport during raid Diddy’s jet was tracked headed to Cape Verde Diddy has resurfaced, in Miami at topgolf Gypsy Rose & her husband separate  Her statement Did Gypsy start an onlyfans? (No she didn’t) Who is punching women in NYC? Influencer Halley Kate Skiboky Stora harasses woman on the subway Skiboky Stora, accused of attacking NYC TikToker, goes on unhinged rant in court Sarah Joy Sarah posts troubling ‘final video’ on TikTok Childhood friend Kenzie refutes Sarah Joy’s Amishness Sarah Joy’s Old Tiktok account Jess, a TikToker brings some nuance to high control religious group discourse Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 got unbelievably drunk last night and texted all my friends begging them to draw brian griffin on this sofa here are some of my favourites AITA AITA for laughing at my cousin after she had a complete meltdown after her boss saw her buying toilet paper at Costco? Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉  $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COME TO THE LIVE SHOW ON 3/30 AT THE PACK IN HOLLYWOOD A "treasure trove" of evidence against former Mommy Vlogger Ruby Franke and her partner Jodi Hildebrandt is released. Princess Kate's cancer diagnosis is made public. Tom Sandoval and Jax takes on Backstreet Boys. Julia Reel is slapped by a lawsuit from Hubbard Inn. A Burlington, Vermont pizza shop owner has been a menace to his community (in our opinion). GET OUR AFTER SHOW AND AD-FREE EPISODES LINKS Hubbard Inn update Hubbard Inn files lawsuit against Julia Reel Ruby Franke & Jodi Hildebrandt Cops Find Ruby Franke’s Young Daughter Scared, Hiding in Jodi Hildebrandt’s Bathroom Closet Summary of Ruby Franke’s 60 page journal - credit to @Lost_Collar_2470 Photos of Jodi’s house from police raid RFranke walking barefoot through cemetery with ZZ Top playing Ruby Franke is ranked above Osama Bin Laden on FamousBirthdays Zillow link to the property Sandoval Tom Sandoval & Jax singing karaoke Royal News Kate makes a statement Doctor speaks with Anderson Cooper after watching Kate’s video revealing her diagnosis Rose Hanbury’s lawyers send legal notice to Stephen Colbert over Prince William affair joke: report Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Accused of Possessing Looted Chinese Artifacts Pizzeria Ida Burlington, Vermont pizza shop owner is a menace in his community Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Catturd Far right Twitter user catturd has lost a disturbing amount of pets over the last couple of years Drake Drake posts how much he sweats during a show (TW: gross) Affiliate Links for Fun: Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉  $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before we get into all the news (more on #KateGate, Aaron Rogers tea, TikToker Julia Reel's experience at the Hubbard Inn, some NSFW images, and a naughty quiz, ), Tiffany gives an update on her pen pal on death row and Molly talks about going to the museum with her friend Susan *hair flip* Come to our live show at The Pack Theater in Hollywood on March 30th Get episodes a day early and ad-free, plus our after show, "The Afters" LINKS Texas Letters Kwaneta Harris KateGate Obama’s Photographer chimes in on the bad photoshop job Instagram’s putting warnings on Princess Kate’s Mother’s Day photo (and warns you before sharing it) Kensington Palace no longer considered a trusted source Rumor has it Kate will now be gone until June Maybe Kate was having an affair with Thomas Kingston and the palace released the bad photoshop as a way to publicly humiliate her/forcing her to fall in line with the palace? Astrologist yungkalez’s prediction for what’s going on with Kate TikTok ban Taylor Lorenz explains the TikTok ban and why it likely will go through Sadly, James Charles made a pretty thoughtful and compelling statement about the possible TikTok ban Jedward Jedward & Gemma Collins call out Louis Walsh and ask for 5 million in a hot tub RFK Jr. and Aaron Rogers RFK Jr.’s potential running mate Aaron Rodgers shared Sandy Hook conspiracy theories with reporters SURPRISE A LITTLE SURPRISE FROM MOLLS TO TIFF (will insert link during recording) NSFW Went to see Love Lies bleeding and this guy jacked himself off to sleep (NSFW) Julia Reel TikTok creator “lies” about being thrown down a flight of stairs at Chicago’s Hubbard Inn, the Hubbard Inn strikes back by sharing video evidence that she lied about being a victim of their black security guard Julia Reel doubles down, wipes her TikTok and posts only a statement from her lawyers! Hubbard Inn floor plans Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 I Always Knew I Was Different. I Just Didn’t Know I Was a Sociopath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW! VANDERPUMP ROBS + TREND LIGHTLY IN HOLLYWOOD ON MARCH 30TH AT 8PM! We're at the halfway point for season 11 of Vanderpump Rules, so let's get vaguely #PumpRules with Rob Schulte of the Vanderpump Robs podcast. Our Pumptinis (roses) and Pastas (thorns) thus far including the rebranding of Graham Cracker, the Sandoval redemption, the Ariana villain edit, Lala's future family planning, Schwartz's delicate balance, Scheana's self-involvement, and Lisa's disruptive presence all right here. Get ad-free episodes and listen early (plus our after show, The Afters) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come to the live show on 3/30 at The Pack Theater in Hollywood! Kensington Palace released a photo of "Princess Kate" and "the children" to show that "all is well" post-surgery, Jake Paul is set to fight Mike Tyson, The Queer-Eye cast is NOT who you thought they were, Meghan Markel put her foot in her mouth at SXSW, and Madonna barked at a fan for sitting... in their wheelchair. Get the episode a day early and ad-free and listen to the after show, The Afters LINKS Weird image posted by the Prince and Princess of Wales on Twitter The picture Royal fans convinced that Kate Middleton’s ‘new’ post-surgery family pic is fake: ‘Looks like AI’ https://trib.al/LCB7gMq Put through an AI image tester, it scored highly as potential AI Meghan Markle/Brook Shields Brooke Shields responds to Meghan Markle story about being 11: 'I played a prostitute!' Jake Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson Madonna  Madonna questions a fan in the audience about why they’re sitting down. They are in a wheelchair. Queer Eye drama They play nice: Inside the Tensions and Tumult at Queer Eye (Jonathan Van Ness is a nightmare) Tan France says he did not bully Bobby off the show and the whole thing is a misunderstanding Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 The best impression of Sprinkle Sprinkle queen Shera Donut supplier sells Dunkin’ Donuts that were supposed to be vegan and gluten free Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tiffany brings us through the timeline and potential whereabouts of Kate Middleton, the Pump Rules cast hits another set of speed bumps, and Tish and Noah Cryus might be fighting over the same old man! Come to the Hollywood live show on 3/30! Hear the show ad-free and a day early, plus our after show, The Afters! LINKS What’s going on with the Royal Family??? Princess Kate is missing? (UK press is clearly unwilling (or forbidden) to do their job so I might as well do it for them. Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, hasn't been seen by anyone in 58 days. Nor her parents & children. Official reports highlighted, speculation / contextualization in grey.) BREAKING: Queen Camilla is taking a break from public duties for some "downtime", which means that NONE of the four most senior royals - King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William and Kate Middleton - are working right now. Is a royal cheating scandal about to hit? A Timeline of Those Kate Middleton, Rose Hanbury, and Prince William Affair Rumors Noah and Tish Cyrus Rumors are swirling that the real reason behind Noah and Tish Cryrus falling out is that Noah dated her mom’s husband, Dominic Purcell Rachel’s Revenge Porn suit Rachel Leviss sues ‘Vanderpump’ co-stars Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix over alleged revenge porn A Year Ago I Said Ariana Broke Revenge Porn Laws Now She Faces A Lawsuit- The Fan Response Is Concerning Britany and Jax Brittany and Jax separate? (audio clip from their podcast) Jax denies the split Video of Brittany from TMZ (it sounds like they’re done) Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 TS goss TikToker Brittanyktaylor shares that she knew someone close to Taylor Swift (probably Todrick Hall) and he shared intimate information about her and her relationship with Joe Alwyn Petito update Settlement reached between Gabby Petito’s family and The Laundries Friendultury What is Friendultury? Affiliate Links for Fun: Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉  $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Lorenz sat with Chaya Raichik, the person behind the controversial X account, Libs of TikTok. Tom Sandoval made a fool of himself in the press by comparing Scandoval and the death of George Floyd in terms of media coverage. Addison Rae got her life with Charlie XCX and Julia Fox. Lifetime's special "Where is Wendy Williams?" premieres and leaves fans speechless. We found the craziest mobile game ad ever. And YOU are so pookie. GET AD-FREE EPISODES A DAY EARLIER AND OUR AFTER SHOW HERE!! links! “It’s Going” if you ask a white person how it’s going and they pause for a second before responding with a  half-hearted “eh, it’s going”, you better believe they’re one minor inconvenience away from a month-long stay in the psych ward That motherfucker is F-A-T positive. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4b693f39-519c-4726-89f9-593a4d9b81c2 Addison Rae (and Julia Fox news) Addison Rae performs with Charli XCX at the Boiler Room in New York City Julia Fox Set as Female Lead in Horror Movie ‘Goat’ from Producer Jordan Peele Who TF Did I Marry? Part 1 Summary Jerome AKA Legion Shares Screenshots Watching at the salon Who TF did I marry remix Taylor Lorenz interviews Libs of TikTok LibsofTikTok Chaya Raichik - Taylor Lorenz - FULL INTERVIEW Jam Sketch - Thick People (1st min) Wendy Williams i know it's the dementia, but i could NEVER be her assistant #WhereIsWendyWilliams I think what breaks my heart even more about Wendy Williams being diagnosed with dementia is that even though she has lost her memory, she still remembers the trauma of what happened to her in her marriage especially in this clip. #WhereIsWendyWilliams PocketFM game trailer Cherry, go back to bed and I'll bring you chocolate moose!   Watch the game trailer on Twitter AKA X (first couple of minutes) (then last minute) Tom Sandoval George Floyd OJ How Tom Sandoval Became the Most Hated Man in America Tom Sandoval Clumsily Compares Scandoval to O.J. Simpson and George Floyd in Cringey New Interview GEORGE FLOYD DAUGHTER'S MOTHER CALLS 'SCANDOVAL' COMPARISON 'STUPID' Tom's Alive, George Isn't!!! So Pookie People are calling the people they stan “so pookie” Mick the Man - so pookie Taylor Swift - so pookie Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 David Krumholtz deletes his twitter https://twitter.com/lukebarnett/status/1761595574082773028?s=42 David Krumholtz explains why he deleted his Twitter David Krumholtz remembers saving hundreds of children from a fire on the set of 'The Santa Clause 2': 'I should have gotten money.' Are we in the "era of Nicki Minaj"? Boston restaurant TABLE goes after Madonna fan and reservation canceller/X user Trevor Showvan @trevorshowvan Wild story incoming. Last month, we had to cancel our Boston trip after I was hospitallized. As a result I had to use travel insurance to get my money back on our hotel, train, and restaurant reservations. Today I got this message from @tableboston MelissaEnchant exposes his hospital visit Correction: he posted himself at the doctors the day after he received the $250 cancelation fee and after realizing his bank’s trip insurance only kicks in for extreme situations including hospitalizations. Getting tired of waiting for a delayed train doesn’t qualify. He had to go to the doctors the following day for it to qualify. He mentions this exact fact himself by stating he was using ‘exceptional circumstances’ of a hospital visit - stating both the day & the order in which things happened. His $250 cancelation charge was valid. Extreme. But valid. He then ignored them & did a chargeback & is blasting the restaurant for them being upset by the chargeback. Swiftie Drama SwifferStruggles posts about Taylor Nation nuking a Tweet they RT’d after the Swiftie turned out to be problematic Bianca is a bigot - an entire Google drive dedicated to this Swiftie being problematic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices