Those Who Can't Watch, Listen

🎵 Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your camera! For this horror movie. Yeah! 🎵 Welcome to this week's episode about THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, the documentary-style horror movie that spurred many other documentary-style horror movies. Faux-umentary? We don't know, but listen in to find out what happened - or didn't happen - in the woods in this 90s classic. Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

Top o' the mornin' to ya! We're coming at you with a St. Patrick's Day episode in April, but you know what? The spirit of St. Patrick lives on all year long. Check out this episode to find out how Jennifer Aniston got her start as a bratty Valley girl as well as how Warwick Davis killed (literally) his role of the Leprechaun. Is this movie good? No. But was it worth the watch? Also no. JUST KIDDING. It was delightful. Thanks for listening! Or not!

Hello! Can you see us? It's time for another episode of "Those Who Can't Watch, Listen"! Elizabeth Moss plays the part of a terrified ex-girlfriend whose boyfriend may or may not be haunting her after his suicide. Or is he invisible? You'll have to listen (or not) to find out!!

Have you ever wondered if death was coming for you because you were supposed to die in a fiery plane crash? No? Just these late 90s/early 00s teens in this week's movie, "Final Destination"? Listen in to hear about the movie that scarred many of us elder millennials for life around things like bathtubs, train tracks, and bad art in a garage. Thanks for listening! (Or not!) 

GUESS WHAT! We got NEW MICS, and WOW, do we ever sound better. Tune in this week to hear us sound crisp and profesh talking about the Freaky Friday-esque horror movie "Freaky" starring Vince Vaughn and Kathryn Newton. Were you ever wondering, wow, what would it be like if a serial killer swapped bodies with a teenage girl? Then this is the movie for you! Thanks for listening (OR NOT!) 

WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!! (Think of this as the quote from "The Poltergeist," episode 15 of this podcast if you need a reference.) Blah blah, we could lament why we haven't been posting podcast episodes, but we ALL know why. Life has just been TOO fun with Covid. Enjoy this episode of Kurt Russell's masterpiece - THE THING! 

Hola! We're coming at you today with a short but sweet-ish episode about a crying lady ("La Llorona" in Spanish! Hence the title!) who killed her kids. YIKES. Listen in to see why she keeps cryin' after that. Thanks for listening! Or not!

We're back! Holiday break is finally over, and we have a new episode just in time for Bong Joon Ho's HISTORIC Oscar win. Is "Parasite" a horror movie? Depends on how you feel about rich people, I guess.  Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

Don't "sleep" on this one, listeners-or-nots! Stephen King's novel-turned-movie "Doctor Sleep" was a WINNER in both Angie AND Kelsey's book(s). When you combine Ewan McGregor with some telepathy and old hotels, you have a great, spooky, heartfelt movie (with special thanks to the director, Mike Flanagan). Are you a kid who has special powers? Then WATCH OUT for Rose the Hat and listen to this episode to learn how to defeat her! Or just listen so you can have a quick lil summary of an amazing Stephen King adaptation. It might not be like the book really at all, but it sure is great.   Thanks for listening! Or not!

Listen (or not), we know it's not Halloween anymore. Life happens, time flies, all that jazz. But if you still want to hear about Jamie Lee Curtis' debut movie with Michael Myers (not THAT Michael Myers), then listen in even if it is post-Halloween. Do do do do (that's us singing the theme). Thanks for listening! (Or not!)