These Stories Are Not Real

Hi, this is one of my faves. About clouds or something. I'm not really sure what it's about. Maybe you know? This story first appeared as the excerpt on a t-shirt from my friends at Lossless Goods. Check out Kiran, Kamran, and Tim's work here: https://losslessgoods.com/, or follow them on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/losslessgoods/. But also follow ME on instagram you mongrels: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/. And check out more stories at allmyeggs.substack.com. 

You are to division four mixed division inner city lunch time touch football what Federer is to tennis. You. Are. Beautiful. This weird but fun (!) episode takes place on the touch football field. It's not easy staying down to earth when you're so divinely gifted.  Come back in two weeks for an episode about clouds!   Thanks as always to Helen Wolfenden and Nic Lelli (@nicsketches)for their help making the show. Find the show on instagram (@thesestoriesarenotreal) or go to allmyeggs.substack.com for more stories from me!

But soft, what blight through yonder breaks? This is the story of one very flawed Romeo and his battle with love, the limelight, and the passage of time.  Thanks as always to Dr Helen Wolfenden and @nicsketches for their help making this podcast what it is. We'll be back in a fortnight for God's Gift to Touch Football. Fun fun fun.  Find the show on instagram, and more stories at allmyeggs.substack.com.    

These Stories Are Not Real is back with this haunting semi-true story about what it was like to have job interviews, good grief.   Thanks as always to Dr Helen Wolfenden and @nicsketches for their help making this podcast what it is. We'll be back in a fortnight for Romeo and Juliet Juliet. That's not a typo. It's a teaser.

These Stories Are Not Real returns in all its... ummm... glory (?) on the 27th of October. Okay there won't be much glory. But it will return! Find @thesestoriesarenotreal on instagram for more! And visit allmyeggs.substack.com for the inside scoop.

The last short and sweet ep. I really have to dust my room more. Thanks for listening.  Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/ Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.com Send an email: [email protected] More of my writing: https://allmyeggs.substack.com/

Sometimes technology refuses to comply. The internet is slow, printers do no print, and the car bluetooth shits itself under pressure. When the CD's are bad, the only alternative is to, oh god, listen to, jeez, you've gotta listen to, I can't even say it, ugh, the radio. This is what it sounds like. Swear to god.  -- Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/ Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.com Send an email: [email protected] More of my writing: https://allmyeggs.substack.com/

This was a weird one...  -- Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/ Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.com Send an email: [email protected] More of my writing: https://allmyeggs.substack.com/  

It's a very, very bright day, and it's only getting brighter. What would you do?  -- Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/ Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.com Send an email: [email protected] More of my writing: https://allmyeggs.substack.com/

You've heard of Man vs Wild, now, prepare to hear Man vs Google Home. Man also versus himself. And his own cosmic insignificance. And pointlessness. And Coldplay. It's a riot.  -- Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/ Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.com Send an email: [email protected] More of my writing: https://allmyeggs.substack.com/