The Weekly Inventions Of Dr Splatterjacket

The combination everyone has been thinking about but nobody has done. Do you sometimes wish your dinner plate had a chamber within it that contained shampoo? Of course you have, and now you can have it with CleanDish!

Do you sometimes want the comfort of knowing that somebody has the answer to what is going on? Then you need AskBear. It’s a cuddly bear who knows the answer to everything you could want to ask. It may not tell you the answer but at least you know it knows it.

Do you sometimes wish that brushing your hair wasn’t just an entire waste of time and you could be learning something at the same time? Well then you’ll have to invent something to help you with that as you can’t actually read the book that is embedded in the handle of BrushBound at the same time you are brushing your hair, but you can read it right after!

Have you ever wished you could have really clean teeth. Well now you can with GlideMint which perfectly cleans your teeth, gives you fresh breath and as a side effect allows you to glide around at speeds of up to 15 miles an hour.

Are you bored of having physical playing cards that you can pick up and deal to other people? Then you need ProjectDeck which replaces cards with projected images of cards perfect for all card games where keeping your cards secret isn’t a factor.

Do you sometime have undiagnosed problems around the house? And are you thirsty while you have them? Then you need FixCup. The ultimate combination diagnostic system for household problems and beverage container.

While digging out in the garden do you sometimes find that you need to brush your hair? I’m sure it happens all the time. That’s why you need BrushShovel!

On a brown table lies a phone which is being charged, a notebook with lots of sketches in it and in between them sits a pen, which at one end has a USB C charger on it and at the other end has a pen. On the barrel of the pen is an indicator of remaining charge and a label that says ChargeMark.

Would you like to not only get a fantastic shave but also become so relaxed that you almost immediately fall asleep? Then you need ZenLather. I would not recommend shaving while operating heavy machinery, but I’d double recommend not doing it with ZenLather.

Do you want to stay calm even when you may have accidentally sold your mine to somebody who has immediately gone missing? Or like when work is stressful or whatever you can relate to? You need CalmKnit… socks that detect you are stressed and calm you down!