The Podcast Awards

Pokemon's bug catcher, a New Zealand moth, and a flamenco dancer are debating the best type of bug.Nominee: Bees, Spiders, Butterflies

The Snake, Eve, and Ung the caveman are gathering in paradise on earth to determine what the squiggliest fruit is.Nominees: buddha's hand lemon, rambutan, and banana

Three soldiers, after the war, discuss problematic language and bad optics on a beach in the Bahamas. The award this week is "best ice cream to get for someone when you aren't sure what ice cream they like."Nominees: Mint, Maple, Cookie Dough

Monk Son, Splat Monkey, and Mr. Hasboro are getting together to talk about mr beast, 9/11, tentacles, and more. Their mission by the end of the episode? Figure out the best thing to get filled all the way up with.Nominees: inhibitors, sand, tentacles

Return of the podcast, return of a favourite guest, return of good times and good laughs with good friends. Award is best dad.Nominees: The boss, nut kick monk, Liam's Mii

Alexander Graham Bell, a racist old-timey phone connector guy, and the song Operator by Shiloh are taking it easy this week. Not trying that hard to make you laugh. Award this week is best guy to be who is a circle most of the time.Nominees: Sonic, Kirby, guy who does parkour flips

I don't know why we keep doing either cryptids or God stuff, but this week three priests from different sizes of church are getting together to figure out the best thing God has willed. Alternate title: Semiotics and GomorroahNominees: a brilliant on chess.com, cheese, the holy redemption of goths

A pelican cryptid girl, a fish and wildlife ranger, and the poodle dog man from Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella performance are getting together to talk about...I dunno, this one goes off the rails. I didn't even realize KT's guy wasn't a literal dog for most of it. The award is best height for women.Nominees: 3 feet, 5'2", 100 feet

a noir detective, the internet girl, and a mechanic for the Amish decide on which fandom bumper sticker they'd most like to rear end, among a wide range of other topics. this one is long, wide ranging, intellectual, full of impressions, so on. critics are already calling it a classic.nominees: harry potter, naruto, and disney

Mr. Pay to Play, Mr. Game and Watch, and Mr. Fries and Bacon are getting together to negotiate deals, make money, and complete tasks. (Fixed the audio so Duncan isn't coming in and out of a fishbowl the whole time.)Nominees: the tooth one, the mom one, the big poutine an beermosa one