The Moist Monday Podcast

Moist Monday Podcast

Welcome to the Moist Monday podcast! Tune in every Monday as Jacob & Robert discuss a variety of topics while drinking a variety of drinks! Let's get Moist!!

257 Episodes

Legally, I Can't Tell You Yes | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
11/9/2026
1:19:06
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss pest control, garages, video games & politics. Plus, being scared, walking & books! Also... Robert forgot to hit record for the intro and What Are We Thankful For? Enjoy!! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
We Don't Work Well With Others | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
11/2/2026
1:06:55
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss their 48-Hour film, Whittle Issues! They discuss what 48-Hour is, behind the scenes, The Elm Street Project & Jacob's niece and nephew! Enjoy! Check Out Whittle Issues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEAq1Zi8X5E&t=310s Check Out Our Nightmare Scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA2WJJNU7yc Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
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I Love how Dumb I Make You | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
10/26/2026
1:17:07
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss puppets, practical effects & scary movies. Plus Taste Test, Blind Rankings & More! Enjoy! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
We're Gonna Make War Stars | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
10/19/2026
56:17
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's new toy, Robert's physical & believing in returning things? Plus, storms, moldy muffins, FBI & Robert is getting old... Enjoy! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
Jacob The Freak & Robert The Bit Man | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
10/12/2026
1:17:29
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss music, the speed of balls, and the Van Meter Visitor. Plus, The Odyssey, Names & Hollywood Hen's Big Question! Enjoy! Check Out Styrofoam Smash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6Yh_6SjCg Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
So I Was At A Wendy's... | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
10/5/2026
1:19:12
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Robert's birthday, poison ivy & video games! Plus, A Fight At A Wendy's, security guards and the Hazer show! Enjoy!! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
I Just Don't Like Things | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
9/28/2026
1:43:08
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Welcome to Episode 250! Today the Moist Boys- uh, I mean Moist Boy Jacob is joined by Moist Mutual Hollywood Henry. (Henry Parizek) Henry is a filmmaker and musician from Des Moines, Iowa, but currently resides in Los Angeles, CA. He is a graduate of the University of Iowa playwrights workshop. They discuss pest control, moving away from Des Moines & the film industry. Plus, sports, movies, tattoos & documentaries. And the return of Taste Test & Hollywood Hen's Big Question! Enjoy! The ending track is: Crash Your Car by The Backyard It’s from the EP “waiting”, which will be out in December. Henry play all the instruments on the track. Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
Give Me A Chair In A Field | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
9/21/2026
1:08:21
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss horrible teachers, Dune & video games! Plus, Iconic Last Meals and death. Enjoy! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
He Is Compromised To A Permanent End | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
9/14/2026
1:04:56
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss little league sports, socks and games. Plus Elimination Chamber & a bathroom poster! Enjoy! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast
A Shoe Cube Would Be Sick | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
9/7/2026
1:03:12
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss historical event drawings, long boarding & an embarrassing work story! Plus Borderlands and real life side quests! Enjoy! Check Out Hazer (Robert's Band): https://www.youtube.com/ @hazerrocks⁩ Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

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The Moist Monday Podcast

Moist Monday Podcast

257 Episodes

Legally, I Can't Tell You Yes | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

We Don't Work Well With Others | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

I Love how Dumb I Make You | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

We're Gonna Make War Stars | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

Jacob The Freak & Robert The Bit Man | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

So I Was At A Wendy's... | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

I Just Don't Like Things | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

Give Me A Chair In A Field | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

He Is Compromised To A Permanent End | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White

A Shoe Cube Would Be Sick | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White