The Maltiverse

This is it — the SEASON FINALE of The Maltiverse! And Season three is going out with a bang!You sent us your wildest Would You Rather dilemmas… and we got into them…From impossible choices like:• Street kebab 🥙 or a warm pint 🍺• Dream house 🏡 or… questionable life decisions 😳• Best friend hooking up with your nan – for a free holiday • And teabags - Steve Hili styleThen we take it to another level…⚡ We strap ourselves to the zapping machine that simulates period pain - and crank it UP.Pain. Screaming. Regret. Proper finale energy.If you like taking things way too far… this one delivers.Big love to our sponsors for backing the madness:☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Proper coffee, proper vibes. Run by two brothers and their mum — and they absolutely nail it.👉 Check them out: https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Refills, Candles, and all sorts of grown up gifts! If you know, you know.👉 www.fogbuddies.com

Welcome to the Bad Bets episode of TheMaltiverse…We’re talking:Questionable decisions in university toilets 🚽Coming face-to-face with polar bears while freezing to death 🐻‍❄️Printing an obituary for someone…Whilst they are still alive!PLUS 👇The Agony Uncle is back with:A uniform dilemmaAnd a man dealing with the fact his mother-in-law might be hotter than his wife (and his mate is getting involved AND we wrap it up with a Would You Rather…involving a golf course and a terrible life choice. Plus we find out what wouldit take to make Jay be in a sequel to the most disgusting movie in historyIf you like chaotic comedy, wild confessions,and zero filter—welcome home.Big love to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Family-run coffee done right. Top-tier brews,unreal treats, and incredibly good vibes every time.👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Refills, candles, gifts, and cheeky“grown-up” finds you didn’t know you needed.👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The legends behind our merch. If you need printing,branding, or custom gear—they’ve got you.👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.com

It’sthe April Fools episode ofThe Maltiverse… and as always things go off the rails as Steve andJay dive into (amongst other things)• A disastrous Paris adventure• Snogging complete strangers• A biscuit-based party game And of course our agony uncle feature is back– today we face a tattoo dilemma and what we think might be a fake proposal And we’ve got  a Would You Rather featuring…crusty sheets and a ghost. Yes… this one gets very weird.If you enjoy wild stories, ridiculousdebates, and unfiltered comedy, you’re in the right place.🎧 Subscribefor more!New episodes of The Maltiverse every twoweeks featuring:outrageous storieslistener dilemmasbizarre Would You Rather questionsand plenty of things that probably shouldn’t be said out loud.⭐ Support the legends whosupport the show☕ Bruvv(Balzan)Two brothers (and their lovely mum) running one of the best coffee spotsaround. Great coffee, great treats, great people.👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ FogBuddies (Ħamrun)Vapey stuff, candles, aromas and cheeky gifts for grown-ups who appreciate abit of atmosphere.👉fogbuddies.com👕 KConceptsThe printing wizards behind our merch and branding.👉kconceptsmalta.com#TheMaltiverse #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #StorytimePodcast#PodcastClips #ComedyStories #WouldYouRather #AwkwardStories #RelationshipFails#HolidayStories #MaltaPodcast #MalteseComedy #MaltaCreators

Brace yourself for the wildest sports episode of The Maltiverse yet! ⚽💥 Steve & Jay go full chaos with unbelievable antics: streaking after scoring, gym disasters, and all-out sports mayhem. And of course, Jay’s sniffing adventures are back in actionPLUS, the Agony Uncle segment returns with:💀 A funeral mix-up gone hilariously wrong🤢 A man with… let’s just say a questionable smellWe also feature a would-you-rather question – featuring genetalia and goooooooooals!If you love chaotic comedy, savage takes, and Maltese madness, smash that subscribe button and join Steve & Jay as they tackle the world’s dilemmas, one ridiculous laugh at a time!Lots of love to our sponsorsBruvv (Balzan) – Family-run coffee haven brewing top-notch coffee & treats! 👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic stuff, Candles, & grown-up goodies to spice up your life! 👉 fogbuddies.comK Concepts – The legends behind our epic merch. Custom prints, big energy! 👉 kconceptsmalta.com#TheMaltiverse #SteveAndJay #ComedyPodcast #SportsFails #GymFails #FootballMadness #AgonyUncle #MalteseComedy #PodcastEpisode #FunnyStories #ChaosAndComedy #MaltesePodcast

Would you date a robot? What happened when a camera went into Steve’s brain. And what exactly is he doing to that pasta dish?It is the special tech/AI pecial episode of The Maltiverse Podcast, as we dive into robots, the future (kind of) and what  our listeners want from AI and robots — and some of the answers were deeply concerning.PLUS…The Agony Uncle returns with a messy love triangle(ish) dilemmaAnd we got a  brilliant “Would You Rather” involving a robot with toaster genitals (because of course) If you’re into AI debates, weird relationship talk, comedy podcasts, and Maltese chaos — this one’s for you.🙌 Huge Thanks To Our Sponsors☕ Bruvv – BalzanSpecialty coffee, fresh treats, and family-run good vibes. Two brothers and their mum doing it properly.📍 Visit them in Balzan🌐 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies – HamrunYour one stop shop for premium candles, statement scents, and grown-up gifts. Buy gifts to impress!📍 Check them out in Hamrun🌐 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe incredible printing pros behind our merch and custom gear. 🌐 www.kconceptsmalta.com🎧 Subscribe for comedy, relationship chaos, Maltese madness, and the world’s strangest dilemmas with Steve & Jay.

The latest episode of TheMaltiverse Podcast is a full-tilt dive intodrunken chaos, terrible decisions, and legendary nights out. Stories from the boys (and our listeners/viewers)  include real-life stories of gettingabsolutely smashed, from throwing up while DJing, to threesomes during a weddingand  antics involving roundabouts,fingers, and zero self-respect.This week’s WouldYou Rather goes straight to hell, forcing impossible choices involving the mums of your mates  - not a would-you-rather to try at home unless you want to permanently ruin all your friendship!And the Agony Uncle segment levels up with one of the most unhinged hookup confessions yet: a potential one-night stand - and a sock that will never recover.If you love unfiltered comedy podcasts, alcohol-fuelled stories, brutal honesty, and banter that crosses every sensible line, this episode delivers. Expect chaos, naughty humour, and classic Maltiverse energy.Not for the easily offended.🙌 BIG THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Two brothers (and their mum) serving absolutely amazing coffee, food, (thankyou for feeding us!) and an immaculate atmosphere.👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies that make dangerously goodpresents. Check them out…👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe absolute incredible printing legends behind all our merch.👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.com

Valentine’s Day is coming… and this episode of The Maltiverse is a deep dive into sex, dating disasters, and relationship horror stories you won’t hear anywhere else.From “no no Sundays” to dating disasters involving bus stops, scary dogs, and garlic breath,— Steve & Jay unpack some of the strangest, funniest, and most uncomfortable listener confessions yet.💌 The Agony Uncle segment is BACKIncluding hilariously messy relationship problems, like one unforgettable story involving a man being blamed for something that definitely wasn’t his fault… but absolutely ruined the bathroom.🤔 Would You Rather? A truly naughty dilemma that nobody asked for, involving orifices, questionable smells, and instant regret.

After our festive mini-episodes, The Maltiverse is BACK with a full-fat main episode. This Episode dives headfirst into irrational fears, unexplained icks, and deeply questionable human behaviour.From belly buttons and hair to mice, dolls, and other things that absolutely should not be terrifying — we unpack the weirdest fears you didn’t know you had (and some you definitely do).We also accidentally invent an NGO designed to help people pitch tents… for reasons that will make sense once you hear it.🔥 PLUS:The return of Agony Uncle — solving listener problems that are equal parts hilarious and filthy like the issue with the listener who accidentally sent a naughty video to the family WhatsApp groupA brutally wrong Would You Rather involving not knowing who you’re doing it withIf you like comedy that lives somewhere between therapy, chaos, and terrible ideas — this one’s for you.🎧 Sponsored by legends:☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Two brothers and one mum serving exceptional coffee and treats👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe printing wizards behind our merch👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/GzndwjX8Llk

Welcome to the first Maltiverse madness of 2026!Steve & Jay are back with a chaotic mini-episode packed with New Year comedy, Malta based gossip, and all the unhinged nonsense you love.This episode full of New Years Chaos dives into:⚾ The World Series (sort of)👅 A Maltese celebrity lick🌚 Gl*ryhole conversations (because… of course)☕ Our FIRST Would You Rathers of 2026If you love Maltese comedy, funny podcasts, ridiculous banter, and two idiots saying things they definitely shouldn’t… this episode is for you.💥 SPONSORED BYBruvv (Balzan) – Coffee, treats & the perfect start to 2026👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind Maltiverse merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxffxZG1jNI

It’s Boxing Day, and the Maltiverse is bringing you a wild, festive, laugh-out-loud special!  Just a mini-episode as Steve & Jay unwrap the madness of the holidays—secret Santas, hammeroids, and even (maybe) Christmas holograms 🤯https://youtu.be/60RESU7MOc4Expect:🔥 Ridiculous Maltese chaos🎁 Festive laughs☕ …and maybe a holographic Steve. Just to make things even weirder!💥 Big love to our sponsors:Bruvv (Balzan) – Coffee and treats that make the Christmas season even  better!👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Hamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies – perfect gifts for Xmas 👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind our iconic merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com🎧 Subscribe NOW for:Hilarious Maltese comedy  Steve & Jay’s wild takes on life, Would you rathers, and terrible advice!