The League of Record

Fart Toot Squeak, and Amburgers welcome back H-Town to the chair after he welcomed a newborn! The crew digs into a wild week of scores, tight squeakers, big blowouts, Texas Tornadoes staying perfect, No Gold All Glory and others stacking points, more Jerry Gm heart ache, and the usual points against misery for teams like Boom. They break down recent trades, including a spicy mid-podcast “breaking news” swap that raises the rental collusion debate all over again. Discord highlights, voicemails, extreme ownership motivation. It's the stretch run. Lock. It. In.

Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers welcome special guest Otter, the newcomer to the Lana Straw universe. The crew recaps a wild mid-season week across the Premier League and Peens. Once again they dive into a heated debate about expanding relegation to create more drama and cohesion, then get to know Otter through his fantasy football journey, athletic stories from the Hemorrhoid Games, and how he found the league. The episode wraps with voicemails, trade corner breakdowns, including Otter’s big moves, Discord highlights, and more of the banter that makes Lana Straw the best damn fantasy football league around.

Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers welcome with trumpets and loud applause Cowboys September Dreams/Chaos/False Hopes back to the podcast! Score breakdowns, trades, getting ripped all grace the pod. Most importantly however, Lana Straw delivered, we play every voicemail in one glorious, unhinged block! Thank you Lana and good luck this week!

Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers take on the pod as a duo this week to go over the standings, listen to voicemails, and take in all of the discord greatness. There is a BIG announcement about the voicemail extravaganza giveaway! From now until next Wednesday if you leave a voicemail you will be entered into a special prize drawing! Listen to the pod for more info! After the amazing voicemails they end the night on the great happenings in the discord along with an interesting proposal for promotion and relegation from TGND and Amburgers!

Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town are joined by special guest JackinGoff for Week 5 recaps across the Premier and Peens leagues. They dig into Jake’s old-school fantasy origin story (Excel spreadsheets, fullback slots, and newspaper stats), break down big wins and Monday-night heartbreakers, highlight Discord moments and recent trades (including Jake’s Bucky Irving deal), of course a Jerry the GM voicemail, and drop bold predictions heading into Week 6. Plus a quick Chop League check-in.

The true fantasy football innovator Shiny Hineys joins The Relegated Ramsay aka Fart Toot squeak and Amburgers to discuss his season thus far and how he came to be such an impactful figure in Lana Straw. As the trades have begun to pop off they break those down along with a recap of some tight games last week. The Preparation H Messiah made an appearance in the discord and dominated the headlines in the amazing Lana Straw Ledger. A voicemail to keep us accountable and future bold predictions that are sure to be brought back up round out the episode.

Week 3 of Year 11 and the OGs of the OGs are here, H-Town, Fart Toot Squeak, Amburgers, and Boom are back chopping it up. Recaps hit both leagues: Oscar’s 73-66 barnburner, Mac Attack torching Tetario, Texas Tornadoes 3-0, Boom beating the champ, Thomas sneaking one with 4.20 points, and Amburgers dropping 160+ with Sadiq on the Peens. Then it’s trades, relegation math, Shiny’s situation, Diamond Dogs’ names aren’t producing, Jackin Goff is on the Herbert struggle bus, Mac Attack is hoarding RBs and ignoring offers. Discord crown from the week gets awarded; voicemails from Chase, The Guy Next Door at 11:18pm on a Monday Night, and some amazing work by Texas Tornados mid Waymo still haunted by JSN and letting it fly at the Kickers Njigba! Mid pod Boom’s forgotten offer to Texas Tornadoes gets accepted live. Bold predictions are back, and the question, 3-0 in the Peens or 0-3 in the Premier? Okay it's not a question...spread the lineup, not the rash.

Fart Toot, Amburgers, and guest Kickers Njigba recap a brutal, lopsided week across Premier and Champeens. Some are living the dream with Josh Allen and JSN both exploding; most of the league is living the opposite. The crew digs into the massive Bijan/Olave deal, the Peens League’s $10 FAAB stunt, Chop League waiver chaos, and why Premier trades have gone quiet.Discord highlights (the AI bot is not holding back), Bread Bois, voicemails from Guy Next Door and Texas Tornadoes, and the usual mix of injury luck, patience vs. panic, and whether fantasy football is actually easy when nobody gets hurt.Week 3 awaits, enjoy it while it lasts...enjoy it as long as you caaaannnn.

Week 1 is in the books, and the league is already in Lana Straw mid-season form. The Guy Next Door joins to talk joining Lana Straw, why the fall now owns his brain, and a brutal Week 1 that left him questioning everything. The crew hits Premier and Champeens highs and lows, the close ones that went down to the wire, Chop League FAAB chaos, drama filled kicker point gate and the final decision, early trades, Discord heat, and TGND's amazing review magazine. The episode ends with a rousing poop discussion.

Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers break down draft weekend and the hemorrhoid games. Booms triumph, All Gold No Glory's Glory, Amburgers despair, egg roll delight, creme brulees, and perfect steak. It was an epic weekend.