The Inept Mother

We’re back! And not any more organized than we were when we left but we missed you oh so much. Shoot the shit with us for a quick episode as we get back into the grove of this podcasting gig. Find us on @applepodcasts @spotifypodcast @stitcherpodcasts @youtube

We can't believe it but we cover the last chapters of the book this week! It has been such a journey to get here and we're so excited for what's in store next.  As we mentioned this is our last planned pod for 2022. You can tell by our brain shortages/technical difficulties/audio cuts that we just need a bit of a break as we head into the busy season. We hope you enjoy this episode, and we truly truly can't wait to see you in the new year.  ✌ Note: There is a brief audio malfunction in the middle of the recording - Kris' software quit and we had to switch to a different recording platform. 

This week we are officially video podcasters! So while we are still available on all the podcast platforms you can now find us on YouTube. Our episode this week covers most of our favorite movie quotes and why we use them so dangggg much in our regular lives.  As a note, Kris talks for a few minutes about her friend Jenn's full moon yoga and why you should go, however it was last weekend! The life of recording a week ahead - anyway you should definitely go to them next year! 😂 Final note, we are using some new platforms and equipment so bear with us as we work our way through! xoxo

After what we're calling the three week hiatus, we are freaking back! It  felt so good to just tangent and be back that we didn't even talk about  a chapter. Catch up with Kris & Taylar as we try a new platform,  new equipment, and catch you up on the craziness that is that last three  weeks.

She doesn't even go here!! (#meangirlsreferencesforlife) There is no limit on how many mental health days, mom days, I need to damn day to chill days that we give ourselves.  When we need to take a pause we will take a pause, unfortunately for you, that means another week without the inept mother. HOWEVER, know that nothing (that we know of) is going to get in the way of our regularly scheduled programming for next week. So we’ll see you then for our usual tangents and momhood.

This week, we’re taking a mulligan! Foreee reasons that all moms will understand - not getting enough sleep. We’ll be back next week with the next episode. (Did you get the golf puns?)

This week: BOOBS. Well, not just boobs - but this week we chat all about breastfeeding! Chelsea, our friendly neighborhood Physician Assistant, and Lactation Consultant walks us through realistic expectations of breastfeeding, common misconceptions, the importance of mental health, and so much more information than we knew before! Disclaimer: While Chelsea is a medical professional, she is not giving specific medical advice. Please consult your own medical professionals before making any decisions about your or your baby's health.

In an unexpected but delightful turn of events, this week's episode combines two chapters! As we started talking we realized they just went better together. Not surprisingly, an Eminem lyric is included, as is a Shakespeare quote. Most importantly though, we talk about loving ourselves - just as we are. ❤️

This week's round-up: what flavor of Doritos are best, how our friendships have evolved since childhood, making mom friends in our 30s, and so.many.tangents. Not to mention - our first ever special guest! 

Music, books, tv shows, and all the good smells that transport us to a calmer state of mind and even back to our childhood.