Hour 1: The GOAT Pen

Greg Cote obliterated Michael Phelps after an ESPN Top 100 list named him the best athlete of this century, and Danny GQ's warm welcome to his wedding has sparked more more controversy surround Greg's birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote is having himself a DAY. Greg shares the details of his car accident in Ireland while somehow placing blame on his wife, teaches us about the potato famine of the 1840s, searches for his satchel, and gives the crew some advice on disposing of cooked oil. He also discusses pineapple pizza from Spain and claims his son's wife is too critical of his cooking. Plus, Jessica explains why Willow was able to take advantage of Lucy as a dog-sitter. Also, it's time to turn off the lights in the studio to help Greg remember the glory days of when this show was just an audio medium. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony are now writing the history of their careers via podcasts while LeBron James is still leading Team USA. How in the world is that possible? Also, remember José Ortiz? Then, despite our technical issues, we get to a Stat of the Day about Stugotz's availability on the show and learn about Greg Cote's new shoes, why he tried to pass off a meal as homemade, and how he got locked in a castle in Ireland. Plus, Ron Magill is here to share some knowledge about sea lions playing, lions being afraid, Irish wolf hounds, and why a Florida Man recently became "living proof for natural selection." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan, Greg, and the Shipping Container continue their intense conversation on Tua Tagovailoa and his contract with the Miami Dolphins. Is everyone right and also wrong? Then, Tony delivers his Top 5 Viral Sports Videos That May Or May Not Be Real. Plus, Stugotz continues to lie to the WFAN crew, and Rays pitcher Pete Fairbanks blesses the show with more hilarious postgame sound.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Greg Cote, Chris, Billy, Jess, and Tony. Greg Cote is turning 70 and has a major dilemma ahead of him, but first, Stugotz is openly flirting with WFAN on the air during his contract year, and the crew can't determine what's real and what's a bit. Then, we get to Greg's Birthday Party issue: Who from the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz universe should make his guest list? Rumors are swirling as it seems like some members of today's Shipping Container may NOT be included. Will Greg expand the group? Is Earleen Cote taking advantage of paying for the party by adding her friends instead of Greg's? Will there be an open bar? Plus, we FINALLY take a deep dive into the contract dispute between the Miami Dolphins and Tua Tagovailoa as QBs around the league keep getting paid with new giant contracts. SPORTS RADIO! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris and Jeremy agree: the show you're about to listen to makes up Greg Cote's best day on the show this year. They explain their reasoning ahead of Day 4 of the 10 Days of Gregmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg is deflated after losing the Pop Off and announces his retirement from the Meadowlark kitchen following his second loss in a food competition. Also, Tony has realized he has a new demographic that he is "an icon" in and has his Top 5 Names Older Cuban Ladies Call Him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan, Greg and the Shipping Container preview today's Pop Off. Greg explains his recipe, and Mike and Tony begin to set the lines for who will win. Before we get to the contest, Chris has a major update on the legendary toe from his Oktoberfest experience. Then, the Pop Off commences as Dan heads up to 46 floors above the Earth to make his famous popcorn, while Greg is in prime form and infuriates his son by not following instructions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg shares his thoughts about how the Dolphins have salvaged their free agency despite all the players they lost early on. Plus, Dan and the crew discuss Netflix pivoting from quarterbacks to receivers for their docuseries. The conversation about media continues with JJ Reddick's new podcast with LeBron James. Then, Charlotte Wilder joins the show to discuss the new documentary about the Patriots dynasty and her Oddball partner, Amin's, terrible jump shot. Greg does not have a Back In My Day today and Dan accuses him of never preparing for anything. Then, Chris explains how the March Sadness tournament will work this year and introduces the contestants representing tonight's play-in teams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Big Suey kicks off with Stugotz's weekend observations. Then, Ron Magill joins the show and the crew reacts to the news that Aaron Taylor-Johnson has been offered the role of James Bond. Who is the best James Bond ever? Ron answers the show's questions about the size of blue whale tongues, sawfish in the Florida Keys and more. Plus, Tony wants to know if you can choke an owl and Greg's wheezing sounds like the cartoon dog Mutley's laugh. The Panthers and Lightning have one of the best rivalries in the NHL, and Greg and Mike Ryan address the state of UM men's and women's basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices