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The full, uncensored episode—including the exclusive 3rd segment and early artist interviews—is only available on Locals. If you’re watching this here, you’re already behind. Join the real conversation now: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comAnthrax has officially entered “Guns N’ Roses territory,” and that is a death sentence for any band trying to stay relevant. It’s been ten years. Ten years of delays, excuses, and “coming soon” promises that mean absolutely nothing. We expose why this upcoming record is likely a “turd” and why the band’s lack of cohesion—with members scattered across Pantera, Shadows Fall, and journey tributes—is destroying their legacy. Plus, we dive into the “toothless” state of the band and why the hype for the new single is nothing but corporate bullshit.VIPs on Locals already saw this last week. Non-members wait for the scraps. Don’t be a casual fan.ON THIS EPISODE:THE ANTHRAX DELAY SCAM: Ten years for a record? We break down why this isn’t “perfection,” it’s a lack of effort.THE PANTERA DISTRACTION: How Charlie Benante’s side gig is killing Anthrax’s momentum.TOOTHLESS AND WHISTLING: The literal and metaphorical decay of the band’s classic sound.THE “GUNS N’ ROSES” COMPARISON: Why waiting a decade always results in a disappointing “Chinese Democracy” situation.STOP BELIEVING THE HYPE: Why band members lying about “the best song ever” is the oldest trick in the book.Casual fans skip this. Real fans don’t.[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: Metallica - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1988-1994 - https://amzn.to/4phEFBg][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - Theatre Of Pain 40th Anniversary Exploded Edition - https://amzn.to/48bOVnF][Sponsor: CMS iPhone Tough Case - https://classic-metal-show.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451][Sponsor: Cause & Effect: Metallica → https://bit.ly/40MVHgn](As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

THE TRUTH IS OUT: THEY’RE DONE.If you’re watching this on YouTube or social media, you’re already behind. The real fans—the ones who actually give a damn about the legacy of rock—already saw this unedited and raw on Locals. While you’re waiting for clips, our VIP members are watching the full destruction of a legend in real-time.Stop being a casual. Get the full, uncensored 3rd segment and early access right now:👉 https://classicmetalshow.locals.comEPISODE BREAKDOWN: NO HEDGING, JUST COLD HARD TRUTHTHE BUENOS AIRES DISASTER: Stevie Young is hospitalized, and the band is scrambling. Is it an “unidentified illness” or the universe telling them to finally hang it up?BRIAN JOHNSON’S GHOST: We play the clips. Brian has zero juice left. It’s not just “bad audio”—it’s a vocal funeral.ANGUS YOUNG’S STUMBLE: Watching a 70-year-old man struggle to walk five steps from an amp stack isn’t “legendary.” It’s depressing. The schoolboy outfit has officially become a costume of tragedy.THE CASH GRAB REVEALED: $500 a ticket to watch a rhythm guitar replacement and a session drummer while the lead singer wheezes through “Back in Black”? It’s an embarrassment to the 50-year legacy.JEFF TATE’S PANDERING: Jeff Tate is back on the rounds promoting Operation: Mindcrime III. We dissect why he’s suddenly “best buds” with the current Queensrÿche lineup after a decade of vitriol. Hint: He has a record to sell.CASUAL FANS SKIP THIS. REAL FANS DON’T.THE ESSENTIAL SURVIVAL KIT:[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: AC/DC - On a Highway to Hell Ultimate Live Collection - https://amzn.to/4oetQjL][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - DR. FEELGOOD 35TH ANNIVERSARY LP BOX SET - https://amzn.to/3Je81AA][Sponsor: CMS Pint Glass - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-pint-glass][Book: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4](As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

If you’re watching this here, you’re already behind. The full episode, the exclusive 3rd segment, and the interviews that actually matter are already live for VIPs.GET THE REAL SHOW HERE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comTHE PUBLIC IS GETTING SCAMMED.Chris and Neeley expose the “revolving door” tragedy of Black Star Riders and why Tyketto is playing venues smaller than your backyard. Is the “Classic Metal” brand officially dead in America? Plus, the guys dive into the embarrassing trend of rock icons performing from bar stools and why some “legends” need to stay home before they destroy their legacy entirely.The “Not For Casuals” SegmentsThe Revolving Door Fraud: Why Black Star Riders is just a “bud tour” for Ricky Warwick and his rotating cast of friends.The European Delusion: Why bands that can’t sell 10 tickets in Cleveland are somehow headlining “The Cologne Canteen.”The Stool of Shame: Randy Bachman, Phil Collins, and the absolute embarrassment of “sitting down” rock and roll.Dead Daisies Overload: Why the world doesn’t need a second live EP from a band with zero hits.THE FULL UNCENSORED REPORT IS HERE.While the casual fans on YouTube wait weeks to hear an edited version of this, the VIPs are already in the trenches. We’re talking about the total collapse of touring standards, the “Dead Daisies” content farm, and why certain legends are literally being propped up on stage.Watch the full, uncensored 3rd segment and get early access to everything right now.https://classicmetalshow.locals.comCasual fans skip this. Real fans don’t.[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: Van Halen - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1976-1992 - https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - Theatre Of Pain 40th Anniversary Exploded Edition - https://amzn.to/48bOVnF][Sponsor: The CMS All Black Mug - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mug]Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

If you’re watching this here, you’re already behind.The full episode, exclusive 3rd segment, and early interviews are on Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comTHE TRUTH HURTS:Chris and Neeley expose the absolute state of “metal legends” in 2026. From “accidental” shoplifting at the Warehouse to forgetting which band member is still alive, the nostalgia filter is officially broken. If you think your favorite 80s icons still have “it,” you’re delusional. They’re just trying to remember where they parked the tour bus.ON THIS EPISODE:The Alzheimer’s Chronicles: Chris admits he can’t remember a single interview he did this week.The Great Trash Bin Heist: Confessions of stealing Led Zeppelin box sets via the dumpster.Gay Waiter Horror: Why a 30-degree temperature drop is the least of their problems.The “Metal Head” Fraud: Why naming New Edition members results in immediate loss of “cred.”CASUAL FANS SKIP THIS. REAL FANS DON’T.[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: Van Halen - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1976-1992 - https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - Theatre Of Pain 40th Anniversary Exploded Edition - https://amzn.to/48bOVnF][Sponsor: CMS iPhone Tough Case - https://classic-metal-show.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451]Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

The full, uncensored episode—including the exclusive 3rd segment and early artist interviews—is only available on Locals. If you’re watching this here, you’re already behind. Join the real conversation now: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comAnthrax has officially entered “Guns N’ Roses territory,” and that is a death sentence for any band trying to stay relevant. It’s been ten years. Ten years of delays, excuses, and “coming soon” promises that mean absolutely nothing. We expose why this upcoming record is likely a “turd” and why the band’s lack of cohesion—with members scattered across Pantera, Shadows Fall, and journey tributes—is destroying their legacy. Plus, we dive into the “toothless” state of the band and why the hype for the new single is nothing but corporate bullshit.VIPs on Locals already saw this last week. Non-members wait for the scraps. Don’t be a casual fan.ON THIS EPISODE:THE ANTHRAX DELAY SCAM: Ten years for a record? We break down why this isn’t “perfection,” it’s a lack of effort.THE PANTERA DISTRACTION: How Charlie Benante’s side gig is killing Anthrax’s momentum.TOOTHLESS AND WHISTLING: The literal and metaphorical decay of the band’s classic sound.THE “GUNS N’ ROSES” COMPARISON: Why waiting a decade always results in a disappointing “Chinese Democracy” situation.STOP BELIEVING THE HYPE: Why band members lying about “the best song ever” is the oldest trick in the book.Casual fans skip this. Real fans don’t.[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: Metallica - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1988-1994 - https://amzn.to/4phEFBg][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - Theatre Of Pain 40th Anniversary Exploded Edition - https://amzn.to/48bOVnF][Sponsor: CMS iPhone Tough Case - https://classic-metal-show.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451][Sponsor: Cause & Effect: Metallica → https://bit.ly/40MVHgn](As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Think you know why Rob Dukes is back in Exodus? Think again. After a decade of silence, the most polarizing frontman in thrash reveals the “blessing in disguise” that changed his life and why he almost didn’t pick up the phone. Stop buying the label-approved script; the real story involves a welding torch, a grudge that lasted years, and a riff Gary Holt sat on for three decades.👉 BUY EXODUS’ GOLIATH ON VINYL HERE: https://amzn.to/4uc0llu👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comCHECK OUT EXODUS’ “3111” HERE: – The 12-Year Grudge: How Rob Dukes buried the hatchet.– From Thrash Star to Master Welder: The “Normal Life” experiment.– Analyzing Goliath: The 30-year-old riff that finally surfaced.– High Screams & First Takes: Why Rob refuses to over-edit.– The “Least Heavy” Controversy: Dukes responds to the critics.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600LhOzzy Memoirs of a Madman: https://amzn.to/4lXWhAIRatt Atlantic Years Box: https://amzn.to/4m0HxkN📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Cause & Effect Metallica: https://amzn.to/4fjrLzN🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS All Black Mug: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mug(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com.Is your life being managed by a script you didn’t write? From the suspicious timing of “new variants” to the sudden explosion of massive data centers in the Ohio heartland, the pieces of a much larger puzzle are starting to fit together. Seth and Chris tear into the reality of a world that feels increasingly like a simulation designed to keep you compliant. Don’t just sit there—get on the inside before the shutters go down for good.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:* THE LUNAR HOAX: Why NASA’s “test runs” in 2026 make the 1969 landing look like a Hollywood soundstage production.* THE SURVEILLANCE GRID: The truth behind the massive data centers popping up in Ohio and their link to AI control.* LOCKDOWN 2.0: Deep-diving into the “Cicada” variant and why the “6-foot rule” was always a psychological experiment.* THE AI REPLACEMENT: Which industries are about to be wiped off the map by 2027 and how to stay valuable.THE SETH SHOW MALL🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:* Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600Lh* Black Sabbath 70-75 Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg* Metallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:* Cause & Effect Metallica: https://amzn.to/4fjrLzN🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:* CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)STANDARD CAP FOOTER* Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin* Substack (Audio Feed): * Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks* Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

THE TRUTH IS OUT: THEY’RE DONE.If you’re watching this on YouTube or social media, you’re already behind. The real fans—the ones who actually give a damn about the legacy of rock—already saw this unedited and raw on Locals. While you’re waiting for clips, our VIP members are watching the full destruction of a legend in real-time.Stop being a casual. Get the full, uncensored 3rd segment and early access right now:👉 https://classicmetalshow.locals.comEPISODE BREAKDOWN: NO HEDGING, JUST COLD HARD TRUTHTHE BUENOS AIRES DISASTER: Stevie Young is hospitalized, and the band is scrambling. Is it an “unidentified illness” or the universe telling them to finally hang it up?BRIAN JOHNSON’S GHOST: We play the clips. Brian has zero juice left. It’s not just “bad audio”—it’s a vocal funeral.ANGUS YOUNG’S STUMBLE: Watching a 70-year-old man struggle to walk five steps from an amp stack isn’t “legendary.” It’s depressing. The schoolboy outfit has officially become a costume of tragedy.THE CASH GRAB REVEALED: $500 a ticket to watch a rhythm guitar replacement and a session drummer while the lead singer wheezes through “Back in Black”? It’s an embarrassment to the 50-year legacy.JEFF TATE’S PANDERING: Jeff Tate is back on the rounds promoting Operation: Mindcrime III. We dissect why he’s suddenly “best buds” with the current Queensrÿche lineup after a decade of vitriol. Hint: He has a record to sell.CASUAL FANS SKIP THIS. REAL FANS DON’T.THE ESSENTIAL SURVIVAL KIT:[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: AC/DC - On a Highway to Hell Ultimate Live Collection - https://amzn.to/4oetQjL][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - DR. FEELGOOD 35TH ANNIVERSARY LP BOX SET - https://amzn.to/3Je81AA][Sponsor: CMS Pint Glass - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-pint-glass][Book: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4](As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

If you’re watching this here, you’re already behind. The full episode, the exclusive 3rd segment, and the interviews that actually matter are already live for VIPs.GET THE REAL SHOW HERE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comTHE PUBLIC IS GETTING SCAMMED.Chris and Neeley expose the “revolving door” tragedy of Black Star Riders and why Tyketto is playing venues smaller than your backyard. Is the “Classic Metal” brand officially dead in America? Plus, the guys dive into the embarrassing trend of rock icons performing from bar stools and why some “legends” need to stay home before they destroy their legacy entirely.The “Not For Casuals” SegmentsThe Revolving Door Fraud: Why Black Star Riders is just a “bud tour” for Ricky Warwick and his rotating cast of friends.The European Delusion: Why bands that can’t sell 10 tickets in Cleveland are somehow headlining “The Cologne Canteen.”The Stool of Shame: Randy Bachman, Phil Collins, and the absolute embarrassment of “sitting down” rock and roll.Dead Daisies Overload: Why the world doesn’t need a second live EP from a band with zero hits.THE FULL UNCENSORED REPORT IS HERE.While the casual fans on YouTube wait weeks to hear an edited version of this, the VIPs are already in the trenches. We’re talking about the total collapse of touring standards, the “Dead Daisies” content farm, and why certain legends are literally being propped up on stage.Watch the full, uncensored 3rd segment and get early access to everything right now. https://classicmetalshow.locals.comCasual fans skip this. Real fans don’t.[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off][Sponsor: Van Halen - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1976-1992 - https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr][Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - Theatre Of Pain 40th Anniversary Exploded Edition - https://amzn.to/48bOVnF][Sponsor: The CMS All Black Mug - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mug]Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Axel Rudi Pell doesn’t care about your “industry standards” or the way modern labels want him to behave. In this unfiltered sit-down, the guitar virtuoso breaks down why he handles every single aspect of his brand—from the cover art to the production—himself. Is it ego, or is it the only way to survive a dying business? Plus, find out what really happens when you put legends like Bobby Rondinelli in a room and tell them what to play.GET AXEL RUDI PELL’S GHOST TOWN ON VINYL HERE: https://amzn.to/46wSC7y👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com- The “Genius” Label: Ego or Absolute Truth?- Managing Legends: Pushing Bobby Rondinelli to the Limit- Ghost Town: Breaking Down the New Record’s Secrets- The Udo Dirkschneider Collaboration: A Clash of Titans- Touring 2026: Why the Road is a Necessary Evil🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600LhKiss Dressed To Kill 50th: https://amzn.to/47VhiaWMetallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Cause & Effect Metallica: https://amzn.to/4fjrLzN🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS All Black Mug: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mug(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe